《Who Ate Count Bleck's Pie?》Scene 4: Mimi
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[Count Bleck encounters Mimi walking down a hallway.]
Mimi: Hiya, Count! [notices his scowl] Oh! Why do you look so grumpy?
Count Bleck: Well Mimi, Count Bleck is greatly displeased as someone has stolen his pie.
Mimi: [cutesy smile] Too bad. Sucks for you.
Count Bleck: [creepily] It wasn't you, was it?
[Count Bleck looks all creepy behind her. Mimi turns and notices.]
Mimi: Nope, it wasn't – Eeeeep! [nervously] I-It wasn't m-me. [Count Bleck stops glaring] I saw it in the fridge, but I didn't take it because it had a note with your name on it.
(Note says: "Touch this and die. ~ Love, Count Bleck)
Count Bleck: [pats her on the head] I believe you.
Mimi: [relieved] It was probably Dimentio. You know how that dummy-head likes to prank us. Golly, he probably took it just to mess with you.
Count Bleck: Hmm, good point. I shall consider that. [starts to leave] Thank you Mimi.
Mimi: See ya, Count!
(All throughout the conversation, Mimi's outfit changes constantly)
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