I keep cursing in ice cream flavors and my mom has told me to stop

*two seconds later*

update, I still haven't stopped.

how do you curse in ice cream flavors?

WHAT THE DID YOU SAY TO ME PUNK

I'LL KICK YOUR AND THEN PUNCH THE EVER LOVING OUT OF YOU

...holy fudge.

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I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me

But I can't help it that I'm popular

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Name one thing that's better than a dog.

... Two dogs?

...

SHIT U RIGHT

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Do I look straight?

Not in the slightest

No, I meant my parking job

Oh, in that case then yes its fine

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true self-control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn??

oh wait- nevermind I get it

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We'll need a distraction. Are either of you good at jumping up and down and making annoying noise?

*looks to Austin* Your time has come

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What's it like living with the other campers?

Okay, imagine living with actual civilized people...

okay...?

Now throw that thought out the window

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Daddy?

DO I LOOK LIKE─

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An avocado!

...

Thanks!

???

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How is the camp's prettiest person doing today?

I don't know, how are you?

fine.

I'M GREAT, THANKS!

A/N: This could also be Bryan and Jakey─

How's the camp's prettiest person doing today?

I don't know, how are you?

fine.

I'M GREAT THANKS!

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I'd rather party in a casket than party in this mortal realm

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I'm at a loss for words honestly.

*later*

Despite being at a loss for words, Michael yelled at me for the next 10 minutes─

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If I punch myself in the face and it hurts, am I strong or weak?

Weak?

Strong?

An idiot.

A coward, use a knife─