《TwinsTale》Stripper
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The twins were walking around this new town when they came across this guy. He had black hair and pants, a white shirt, and regular shoes. The man suddenly came their way. Brandon and Ritchie prepared themselves.
David: "Names David, I take it that you two are new here."
Brandon: "That would be correct."
David: "Great! How about I give you the tour of my lovely hometown?"
Ritchie: "That would be nice. Oh, I'm Ritchie and this is my brother Brandon."
David: "Well it's nice to meet you both."
David took them around the town. During the tour David paid more detail to the plants. They soon found themselves in a tavern, at first the twins checked if they were at drinking age before entering.
Brandon and Ritchie would examine the drinks a little bit before they consumed them. After their second drink David spike the beerwoth a fast dissolving tablet.
David: "I bet I can chug my beer down first."
Ritchie: "Bet. Brother will you join us?"
Brandon: "Sure."
After counting down from three they all downed their beers. Ritchie came in first, David in second, and Brandon in last. The twins bearly notice how drunk they got and didn't notice David stealing and leaving them.
Ritchie: "BrrOtherr, I go get us more."
Ritchie patted himself down for money.
Ritchie: "Brothhher, hove You goT moneyss?"
Brandon patted himself down.
Brandon: "NoO, Hu, E've ben Robbed."
The twins stumbled out the door, Ritchie also falling from the steps, before Brandon sobered them up. It only took a couple minutes for them to find David.
David: "Hey guys."
Ritchie: "Mind telling us why you drugged us and stole our money."
David: "I did no such thing! How dare you accuse me of that when I was so kind to show you around. *whisper* How are they sober?"
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Brandon: "My magic sobered us up. Now gove us back our money."
Ritchie: "Yea, HEY, Put your clothes back on!"
David: "What do you- not again! Where did they go this time?"
Brandon: "What do you mean this time? Clothes don't just up and walk away!"
David: "Mine do and they had the money I sto, I mean earned."
David clothes suddenly reappeared on him, just as Ritchie and Brandon knocked him out. Ritchie and Brandon gathered their money
Ritchie: "Brandon do you think he'd make a good first member to our guild."
Brandon: "We'll have to see."
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