《Origins crew head cannons and incorrect quotes》Dragon pact AU Incorrect quotes #1
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Allumos , walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Bryan : Hey.
Colin: Hi.
Viper : Hello.
Mario: Hey!
Allumos : I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Bryan: We were out of Doritos :(
:
Viper: Am I a boy? Am I a girl? It doesn't matter. I'm going to burn your house down.
Seek: Your future self is talking shit about you right now.
Viper: Jokes on them. I'll ruin their fucking life.
Bryan: Don't go to the kitchen.
Viper: Why?
Bryan: I saw a spider.
Viper: Well, did you kill it?
Bryan: It has 8 arms and I only have 2, it's not fair...
Viper: We're about to do the taser challenge. You want in?
Bryan: What's the taser challenge?
Mori: We tase eachother, then drink.
Bryan: How do you win?
Viper: What are you, a lawyer? You want in or not?
Viper: *cooking*
Allumos : *kicks down door*
Allumos : *grabs knife from Viper's hand*
Allumos : WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT DESTRUCTIVE BEHAVIOR?
Viper:
Viper: What.
Seek: They're trying to tell you they want to cook.
Viper, seeing a banana on the car seat: What the FUCK??
Viper, buckling the banana up: Fucking buckle UP, it's the LAW!
Mario: I love murder mysteries!
Viper, trying to impress them: I've been a suspect in four murder cases.
Bryan: If I didn't know any better, I'd say you're impressed.
Viper: But you do know better.
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