Allumos , walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.

Bryan : Hey.

Colin: Hi.

Viper : Hello.

Mario: Hey!

Allumos : I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!

Bryan: We were out of Doritos :(

:

Viper: Am I a boy? Am I a girl? It doesn't matter. I'm going to burn your house down.

Seek: Your future self is talking shit about you right now.

Viper: Jokes on them. I'll ruin their fucking life.

Bryan: Don't go to the kitchen.

Viper: Why?

Bryan: I saw a spider.

Viper: Well, did you kill it?

Bryan: It has 8 arms and I only have 2, it's not fair...

Viper: We're about to do the taser challenge. You want in?

Bryan: What's the taser challenge?

Mori: We tase eachother, then drink.

Bryan: How do you win?

Viper: What are you, a lawyer? You want in or not?

Viper: *cooking*

Allumos : *kicks down door*

Allumos : *grabs knife from Viper's hand*

Allumos : WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT DESTRUCTIVE BEHAVIOR?

Viper:

Viper: What.

Seek: They're trying to tell you they want to cook.

Viper, seeing a banana on the car seat: What the FUCK??

Viper, buckling the banana up: Fucking buckle UP, it's the LAW!

Mario: I love murder mysteries!

Viper, trying to impress them: I've been a suspect in four murder cases.

Bryan: If I didn't know any better, I'd say you're impressed.

Viper: But you do know better.