《We're Just Friends (Clexa AU)》Chapter Thirty
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At three am Lexa got a facetime call from Clarke. Lexa looked over to where Callie was sleeping to see if she was asleep. She decided to grabbed her headphones so that she wouldn't wake Callie up, and answered the call.
"Heyyy Sexy Lexyyyy." Clarke said with a big smile.
"Hey, how are you?"
"Good now that you answered the phone. Especially because you're wearing your glasses. You look so cute in them." Clarke slurred.
"Are you drunk?"
"A lil." Clarke said as she put her hand to the screen using her thumb and pointer finger to show a little.
"I thought you weren't going out tonight."
"I didn't. I'm home all by myself, see." Clarke said as she flipped the camera around to show the empty house.
"I see. Why are you drinking all by yourself?"
"Your mother, very frustrating."
"Tell me about it, but that doesn't explain why your alone drinking."
"Well, my mom is at work. If she was home I'd probably just talk to her instead. But I party and drink to just forget about everything. I probably gonna be an alcoholic like my dad."
"Don't say that about yourself, your gonna be so much better than him. You're going to be an amazing painter, living somewhere amazing, with a beautiful family."
"Where do you want to live after college?"
"I wanna move back to Australia. Why?"
"You right. I'll be better than that dick. I'll be living in Ausss- Australia with you and our four kids. I'll paint all the kangaroos."
"What?" Lexa said in shock.
"Me, you, our four kids, and the painted kangaroos are gonna take over Aussie. Ooo do you like dogs? I like dogs, let's have three. A pug, a golden retriever, annnnd maybe one of those hot dog doggies. Sound like a plan?"
Lexa decided to screen-record the facetime call.
"I don't think I heard you, can you repeat it one more time."
"Of course Sexy Lexy, let me say this first. I don't know if you know this but I have a fat crush on you."
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"You do?" Lexa asked pretending to be shocked.
"Yeah who wouldn't, besides being extremely hot your very smart, and kind, and care about people, and funny, and very very sexy."
"Awwww well thank you."
"Anytime. Anyway ready to hear our future plan?" Clarke asked.
"Yup."
"Okay so one day I'm gonna ask you out, you'll say yes."
"I will?"
"Obviously who wouldn't say yes to me, I'm hot. So we'll date and after high school and college, we'll travel around the world for a year. We can go to France, Italy, Japan, Thailand, and anywhere you wanna go. How many years will that be?"
"How many years will what be?" Lexa asked with a smile on her face.
"How many years will we know each other by then?"
"Uhhh I think about six years."
"Okay great. So then we move to Australia and I become a famous painter. What do you want to be?"
"I'm actually not sure yet."
Clarke sighed, "Well tell me when you figure it out. Anyway, so you become whatever it is you want. We get married a year later and we have four kids, hell we might as well make it half a dozen or even a whole dozen, we'll also have three dogs. Oooo we can live in a big fancy house. We'll have a movie theater in one room, a game room, a big pool, and a very big backyard. I also want a big garden. OH, oh, and since you like volleyball and skateboarding we can have a volleyball court thingy and a skate ramp thingy, we'll have a whole ass team with our twelve kids, it'll be amazing."
"You want to adopt twelve kids?" Lexa asked.
"Where did you get adopt from? We don't need to adopt."
"How are we going to have that many kids then?"
Clarke put her hand up to the phone, "My fingers or tongue or strap on. I've never used one but we can if you want."
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"CLARKE!" Lexa whisper yelled.
"Oh shit, I forgot about your mom. Hey Mrs. Woods if you hear me, uhh pretend you don't. I do like your daughter a lot and love having sex with her, please don't kill me though."
"No she can't hear, she's asleep and I have my headphones in. I was just extremely shocked."
"Oh well, I meannnn you could use the strap on me. You'd be really hot with one," Clarke's started to whisper, "I've actually thought about it before. You know like when had a little me time."
"Oh god. You know what Clarke, I think it's time for you to go to sleep."
"Okay come with me." Clarke said as she grabbed her phone.
Lexa turned off screen-recording and took a screenshot.
Clarke went upstairs to her room. Found My Friends by Hayley Kiyoko was playing in her room. "You should listen to this song." She started humming along to the song as she walked into her bathroom to brush her teeth. Clarke placed her phone down on the counter up against the mirror so Lexa could see her.
As she brushed her teeth Freaks by Surf Curse came on and she started hopping around. Lexa had a big stupid smile the whole time watching the blonde spin around the bathroom mumbling the words as she brushed her teeth.
When she was done brushing her teeth she laid down on her bed to go to sleep.
"Can I tell you something?" Clarke asked seriously.
"Yeah of course."
"So remember how I told you about my dad?"
"Yeah."
"Well I know this sounds weird or mess up but I'm glad he's gone. He was horrible, even before I told him I was bi, he was horrible to my mother. He would abuse her, and he cheated on her a couple of times with nurses at the hospital."
"I'm sorry," Lexa said softly.
"Don't be sorry it's not your fault. But anyway your mom wasn't the only reason I drank a lot tonight. Today four years ago, was the day I found out he was dead. I get nightmares about him the days leading up to his death. And the day of his death is always the worst. I usually party and sleep with some dumb guy or girl to get my mind off it, but ever since I met you I haven't had sex with anyone but you. And I don't wanna have sex with anyone else. But yeah that's why I'm drinking alone in an empty house. To not have a nightmare about my father and to not sleep with anyone else. Pathetic I know."
"No, it's not pathetic. You've been through stuff that lots of people don't experience at our age yet. And I'm so sorry you had to go through all that. I wish I was there for you."
"You're here now." Clarke said with a weak smile.
"And I'll stay forever."
"I mean you better if I'm gonna marry you in seven years."
Lexa laughed, "I never agreed to that."
"You will, trust me you will."
Both stared at their phone screens smiling like idiots for a while.
"Can you stay on the phone till I fall asleep?" Clarke asked. "I think if I'm looking at you and listening to you as I fall asleep, I might have a dream about you instead of him."
"Yes of course."
"I hope it's a sex dream," Clarke said with a big smile as she whisper the word sex.
"Oh shut up."
"I'm drunk you can't blame me for being honest. Now talk about boring stuff so I can fall asleep."
"Ummm I can read some poems." Lexa picked the three poem books up from her nightstand, "Pick."
"Ummm do the healing words one. I've never heard of that one."
"Okay."
When Lexa started to read the poems, Clarke interpreted her, "You're extremely hot and your voice is very soothing."
"Thank you." Lexa said and then went back to reading.
After about 20 minutes Lexa realized Clarke was asleep so she said goodnight, even though the blonde couldn't hear her, and hung up.
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