We've been back for a week and I notice some tension between sauske and naruto, sakura voicing her concerns to me about them only confirms my suspicions,

Being rivals is hard enough, but being one to your best friend is even harder, even if you won't admit their your rival.

I've asked dad if I can travel about and find him an impressive teacher to help him along and he agreed,

I have already met Naruto's teacher he's a major perv nut he's powerful enough though I guess, I've heard that after they come back with the next Hokage since dad is retiring,

The perv is taking my pup on a two year training journey, I've agreed, and am finding someone for sauske,

As I was about to leave I saw the "Pervy sage" as Naruto calls him, with a busty woman and a short dark haired one carrying a pig, while he carried Naruto on his back,

"WHAT THW HELL HAPPENED TO HIM!!??" I screamed at the pervert,

"ehhh we had a little run in with some rouge ninja on the way back, and Naruto tried to help, he jumped in but got hit by an attack,"

My glare didn't lessen any as I turned it to the blond woman, "why didn't you help him? I know your an amazing healer?" I demanded,

"Tch" she did not just do that, I charged and kicked her through several trees,

"Heh you wanna take me on brat?" she asked ,

"Bring it on you whipper snapper" I said in an old woman's voice, she seemed surprised but ran at me fist raised to punch,

She let her arm fly, I sensed the chakra behind it and knew it would be powerful, but I caught it with one hand,

She stared shocked,

"it isn't smart to play with a demon, smarten up or you will never make it to Hokage"

She looked to Jiraiya in question,

"well tsunade even though your really drunk and won't remember tomorrow, this is Mikana the dog demon of the leaf and adoptive daughter of the third Hokage, our old sensei."

She just growls, "nice to meet you in mika" I say to the dark haired one with the pig. "and to you as well I'm shizune and this is ton ton"

I turn the the perv, "put him on the ground" he doesn't and says "we're taking him back to the village where tsunade can heal him then work on Kakashi and lee,"

"What do you mean their fine now" all three stare at me, "and what do you mean by that" tsunade asks,

"I healed them do their fine, in the week it took you to get here I've helped them already so put the brat on the ground."

After I healed naruto I looked back to them as I walked away "sorry I can't walk you to the village but I hafta go find someone... and tsunade if I ever catch you drunk like this again you'll regret it!"

2 weeks later,

Finally I found someone, he's pretty dang strong... by human standards, and by beating him in a fight he agreed to train sauske for two years minimum, if he wanted to do more it was his choice.

I returned to the leaf and promised to return to a meeting place with his new student,

Walking through the village I found sauske and naruto arguing about training, so I ran to the Hokages office barged in saying,

"Iwantotakesausketotrainfortwoyears" she blinks and says "come again?"

I breath "I want to have sauske trained for two years like naruto is, yes he will be coming back with or without his sensei"

Tsunade looks at me carefully "how do I know I can trust you" every single ANBU in the room anime falls,

"Call in ibiki" said man walks in looks between us and says "its okey let her do it."

The new Hokage who I shall now call tsu nods her head, yessing I run towards the arguing genin and take the duck headed one, and kept going

"did sauske just get kidnapped?" asked a very confused naruto to his new sensei, "why yes, I believe he did" they look at each other the blond shrugs and says "well that's that then"

All the while I'm dragging a motion sickness feeling sauske to the meeting place,

As I skid to a stop I say "well here he is train his ass hard, I'll come by every once in a while to see how it's going, sauske once this is over we're going to have to have a little talk about your revenge fetish ok?

OH! and remember to return him in two years. ok? bye."

When I get back to the leaf I learn that tsu had gathered all the hi ranking shinobi in her office, as I walk in people ask where the Uchiha is,

Tsu just says to ask me, which I reply

"With his new sensei for the next two years"

They ask who it is and I shrug "just Han, the jinchuriki of the 5 tails,"

Silence

Then

Utter chaos.

I love my life.