D-ranks, D-ranks, I'M GETTING FLIPPN TIRED OF D-RANKS OLD MAN!!!

But there's nothing to be done about it, pops says no long or possibly life threatening missions for now so I'll deal.

That doesn't mean I'm not doing things on my own though.

See I'm getting really tired of having to stay as a kid all the time, so I started to show people my true form,

After they realize that I'm the little kid they've grown to like they accepted me more.

Sure I still pretend like nobody knows when Kakashi, and pops is around, but other then that I can be myself,

Which also means that the whole village pretty much knows and kaka and dad are being kept in the dark about it.

I sure am a bad influence, making the whole bloody village keep secrets from the Hokage and a highly ranking and well known jounin.

But whatever, it is what it is. wait. is that dad's personal summoning bird for me? and does it look...MAD!!?? IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE!?

DAMNIT HE MUST HAVE FIGURED OUT THAT EVERYONE BUT HIM KNOWS THAT EVERYONE KNOWS ABOUT ME AND MY TRUE FORM!

Sadly I had to tell Kakashi when a kid asked me to do my cool "ninja" thing and turn back into the pretty lady, man I got an earful there.

I melted into the shadows and reappeared in dad's office, slowly moving so he wouldn't notice me,

I tiptoed behind him, elongating my fangs, changing my eyes to blood red, and bringing out my razor sharp claws I stood behind him like a statue, poised to strike,

My mouth open in a silent roar, showing off my teeth, claws ready to slash and dice, leaning over him so when he turns I can scare him.

But he doesn't turn, no, in fact he sits their doing paperwork, while I stay in the same position for like a freakin HALF HOUR.

I can feel the smirks and amusement from the ANBU around the room, and when people walk into the room for reports, at first they're startled, but then try to refrain from laughing.

Every time they leave dad looks confused as to why they're laughing. my irritation comes off in waves and I hear the guards snicker.

Finally dad seems to have waited long enough for me, and calls someone to summon all the other jounin, and find me if he can.

The man starts to shake with laughter at the last part, but otherwise keeps calm.

A few minutes later everyone poofs inside the room, they see me and clamp hands over their mouths to keep from laughing.

Dad seems to be searching for someone, not finding them he turns to the man from before,

"You could not find my daughter?" he asks slightly irritated. everyone has to look away and stifle giggles when he says,

"Sorry, lord Hokage, she could not be found outside in the village." then he starts to giggle,

Weird, man giggles.

They sound so... manly, it's wrong.

He sighs and turns his chair to look out the window, only to see me, looking like a real demon about to kill him.

He yelps and falls from his chair, landing in a heap on the floor. I laughed, but not as long as everyone else did, no, I was mad that he couldn't turn in his freaked chair for 45 WHOLD FREAKN MINUTES.

so I told him my frustrations.

"YOU COULDN'T SWIVLE YOUR CHAIR FOR 45 MINUTES!? I WAS THERE THE WHILE BLOODY TIME JEEZ MAN YOU'LL HURT YOUR NECK IF YOU STAY HUNCHED OVER PAPERS LIKE THAT FOR SO LONG!"

everyone just laughed till they couldn't laugh no more.

When they finally composed themselves , the jounin asked what they were summoned for.

"Well it's about discussing the chunnin exams."

Whispers went all around the room. Chunnin exams huh? "what's that?" I asked,

Kakashi turned to me, "it's a gruesome test for genins which will allow them to move up in ninja rank to the next stage which is chunnin"

Ah, so my little pups are moving up in life. HOLY S*** ARE THEY GROWING UP FAST!

"IMMA GONNA GO NOW!" I shout at them "Don't tell them about the exam yet it's going to be a surprise later!" kaka, yells to me "K!"

I race to find my pups and find Sakura chasing Naruto and this adorable little boy who smells a little bit like dad.

"YO! sup ma peeps" that was just my failure at being smooth, all the little children look at me.

"Who are you?" dad smell alike asks,

"IM MIKA SARUTOBI AND DONT YOU FORGET IT!" I scream in his face, he backs away but then asks "why is your last name sarutobi? are you related to gramps?"

OH! this must be dad's grandson and my non-blood-related nephew.

"I am the special case in the family, since I'm adopted by your grandpa I'm your new aunt" I say with a grin.

He makes an 'oh' face and gives me a quick hug, "now what were you doing before I dropped in?"

Konohamaru quite bluntly states "were running from the big forehead over there"

I can see Sakuras anger rising and decide to run with the pale child, and blond.

Only for said pale child to run into a human cat, and even though I know some cats and dogs like each other I am totally with the stereotype.

I bare my fangs at him and growl lowly, as he picks up kono, by his scarf,

"Tch, that hurt you brat!"

Hearing my growl he stiffens and looks at me, "aww is the little bitch all mad?"

I smirk at him

"I can't get mad at you for calling me my technical term, but I do have every reason to whoop yo ass for hurting my nephew"

The cat man drops kono, who I catch with my amazing speed,

And then someone throws a rock at his head

"Real mature Sauske real mature." the Uchiha grits his teeth but says nothing,

"Great another one to piss me off" he starts to pull off what looks like a mummy from his back,

"Kankuro! your not going to use crow are you?" Kankan just smirks,

"Fine but I had no part in this, you know he'll be here soon"

Kankan looks slightly irritated, but keeps going,

"Kankuro, that's enough" a deep emotionless voice cuts through the area.

All the children's heads swivel to the boy who I've been watching, upside down, in the tree, and he's staring right back at me,

"G-g-g-Gaara they started it! you see they" "Shut up... or I'll kill you"

...Well that escalated quickly, I glad stepped up to him, he stiffened and glared up at me as I stared down at him.

"What is she doing? is she trying to get herself killed?" the girl whisper yelled to my kids.

"No, she won't get hurt, she's strong"

The female with four ponytails shook her head "you don't know gaara,"

Naruto looks straight back at her

"And you don't know mika-sensei"

All the while me and "gaara" are having a stare down,

He blinks, I smirk, I win this round,

He disappears in a flurry of sand and appears on the ground,

"Temari, Kankuro, let's go" so the girls name is Temari,

"Wait!" Sakura calls,

"By your headbands I can tell your not from this village, and even though were allies with the sand, shinobi's aren't allowed in others without permission, so state your business here!"

Temari looked exasperated, but explains that there here for the chunin exams,

Then naruto asks what they are and kono explains,

"Hey you!" Temari blinks, blushes and points at herself "me?" she asks,

"No, you with the gourd on your back"

Didn't he listen before? kankuro clearly stated that his name was gaara,

"Gaara, and I'm interested in your name as well" and there Sauske goes being an cocky a$$ again,

"Uchiha, Sauske"

"OI" all heads turn to me,

"I know you probably don't care to know but I'm Mikana, but everyone called me mika,"

Gaara just deadpans in his own way,

"Your right I don't care"

I smirk, "just wanted to know that to me, your panda-chan. nothing else." and with that I jump away leaving all the genin surprised along with a furious panda.