Iruka sat down and sipped his tea as the rest of team seven sat across from him.

"So." He looked at them with cold eyes. " you have probably guessed Naruto isn't as he seems, ne?"

The others nodded slowly.

"That's because of ten years of abuse. The orphanage matron, Orchid Pettei, didn't give Naruto the love and care a normal child would. He was neglected and abused for the 6 years he lived there, and he watched his friends and cousin die there. And as Naruto's Favorite joke about his cousin, "He went out after his name, with a slice." Not that funny eh?" He chuckled as they looked in confusion and shock.

"Naruto's cousin, Ushi Uzumaki was nicknamed Slice for the way he chopped veggies and his knife collection, and the way he killed himself, with a slice to the throat."

The others looked horrified and Iruka sighed.

"You all should do introductions again. When he wakes." Iruka then stood and left them thinking about what he just disclosed.

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A few hours later, Naruto was awake and team 7 decided to do introductions again.

"I'm Hatake Kakashi, also known as the Copycat ninja. I love to read Icha Icha Paradise, Hang with my cute genin, and Dolphins. I hate those who killed my team and those who harm innocents. My hobbies include training my genin and myself, and attempting to cook. My goal is to make my teams succeed."

The others nodded, satisfied with the new introduction.

"My name is Haruno Sakura, I am Tsunade's apprentice, I like to train in new medical ninjutsu's and in my strength. I hate those who only see what's on the outside, and our old-non graduated I mean- classmates. I enjoy cooking and taking care of medicinal plants. My goal is to be Tsunade's successor."

They looked to sasuke to go next.

"Uchiha Sasuke. I am Orochimaru's Ex-Apprentice. I like to train and help the orange love to get good equipment as his are always crap, though their might be a hidden reason for that. I dislike the villagers as they always act stupid and vile. My hobbies include growing Tomato's and attempting to blacksmith new weapons. My goal is to remake the Uchiha clan Image and population with a person I love."

They all looked in awe at his new opening and Naruto went next.

"I'm Namikazi-Uzumaki Naruto, I trained under Jiriaya the Sannin for a few years and gained the Toad contract. I enjoy training, sewing, visiting the new orphans, and gardening in the forest of death. Its not that bad I promise!" He amended as he saw their horrified looks. "I hate those who can't tell a kunai from a scroll and those who are alcoholics. My hobbies include my likes and cooking/baking, and my goal is to be respected. By either ANBU captain or Hokage it doesn't matter."

They all nodded and smiled.

"Also Sasuke, yes. The villagers give me this 'kill-me' orange Jumpsuit and the bad Kunai as a way to get me killed. Jokes on them because I can now hide from Snake and Dragon with ease because of this coloration. And yes sensei, Namikazi. I am his son. Also as the reason they hate me sakura, I am the jinjuriki of the Kyuubi no Yoko. Or Kurama."

Iruka came in looking pleased.

"I'm glad you all introduced yourselves again. Its been years since you first did it. You're all 12 and 13. I am Umino Iruka, Naruto's Nii-san since i'm not allowed to adopt him. Any one of you hurt him and you're dead." he gave off enough KI (Killer intent) to make even Kakashi freeze.

"Ok enough Nii-san, let them drink their tea in peace."