Jordan's POV:

13th of June 2016

I've never been more embarrassed in my entire life. I fricking hate Tom...

So basically, I was a bit lost on what to say to capsize on our first date at dine at night, so, being the idiot I was, I asked him for advice....

Boy was that possibly the greatest mistake of the century. You know Tom, he never takes anything seriously...

I believe his response went something like this:

"Don't worry sparklypants, matchmaker Tom has the perfect solution to your problem."

Yeah, perfect solution my ass Tom.

He then followed with this:

"So, she's a pirate yeah? You got any really good fishing rods? I heard she likes fishing!"

Now, I had no idea where this was heading, but I didn't think it could negatively impact me, so I said yes. I had this really good fishing rod, with unbreaking III, Lure II, and Luck of the Sea III. So I pulled it out and showed it to him. He said it was perfect. So then, he said this:

"Ok! That should do the trick! Now, when you show it to her, you gotta sound cool, and chill. So, how would you say it?"

So I said:

"Hey capsize, wanna see my fishing rod?"

To which he responded:

"No no no. You don't have much time with this chick, even cutting back on one word will make you sound cooler. Like, she knows it's a fishing rod, just say rod!"

I.

Feel.

So.

Stupid.

For not realising what he was implying.

So I took his advice, and stupidly asked capsize if she'd like to see my rod...

Let's just say her reaction was in between confused and offended. Then when I pulled out my fishing rod, she knew what I meant. Then, to make matters worse, skipper walked over, just as capsize said:

"Ooh that be a nice rod sparklez."

...

Skipper and I had a long discussion after that. And let's just say that I might not go on a second date until skipper believes me when I say it wasn't that kind of rod....he is her brother after all...

But believe me when I say, that Tom has something coming his way. And he won't like it.....

-this is Jordan signing off!

Tucker's POV:

14th of June 2016

Yello! It's a me! Sooo, a lot has happened. I just woke up after last night. It took a long time to move into sonja and my new house. Mine was absolutely destroyed, thanks to the countless pranks, and Sonja wanted a change of scenery. So we're living together now! It's quite big actually. Another wizard build. Man I wish I could build as good as them.... we finished unpacking and moving stuff over last night. It took a few hours.

I WAS going to prank Tom today, but when I went to his house, it was abandoned. He left a sign on his door saying:

I just couldn't handle the h8 I cry eri tim

So I went to find his new house, and it wasn't that hard to find. It was on an island in the middle of the ocean not far off from the coast. I talked to Sonj, and she said that she'd like to prank him, so we're thinking about making his house underwater. I asked Jordan if he wanted to help, and he was more than happy to. I think something might've happened between them. I told him about the sign, and his eyes lit up. I think he may have an idea for a prank.

What else, hmmm....

Oh yeah! Jordan hasn't seen it yet, but I put his new ship in a glass bottle. I can't wait for his reaction! It's gonna be great! So I guess we're gonna need to build something else to travel to this 'Ianarea' place... oh well.

Anyway that's it for me!

-tucker signing off!

Toms POV:

16th of June 2016

A lot has gone on recently. Some good, some bad, some funny, some HILARIOUS. Hmm where do I even begin?! Well, I guess I can start with my new house? It's been finished. But, well, the location has changed.... Jordan Sonja and tucker moved it underwater manually, and encased it in glass. My house is now a fish in a bowl. It was actually impressive how accurate it was to my old house. So basically, they created an exact replica of my house underwater, then destroyed my old one. I'm probably going to move anyway. It's too much of a hassle to go twenty feet under the sea to reach my stuff.

Anyway on a more positive note, the colosseum has been made! We were all discussing making one, but in all honesty none of us had the materials, skills, time, or patience to make one. So, we did the logical thing,......we asked the wizards to build one for us! We all contributed a fraction of the diamonds needed for the payment to the wizards, and it really wasn't that difficult. It's supposed to open later today, and I'm super stolked to see it!

Quite a few purges have happened, and SparklyDick, although I hate to admit it, has the strats. Basically he stocks up on invis and poison pots, and goes to town on everyone. He's won the last five purges for Dianites sake!!! I go invis as well, but they always see me somehow. I'm thinking about going to talk to the others about banning invis, cause it's just too OP.

On another note, we introduced a new concept called vaults. We each have one, and it's a room that you can't break whatsoever. I might pull a sneaky break in once and a while though. I just can't resist!!! They're protected by a combination lock, or secret entrance, so invis spying could be useful in that regard when they go into their vaults. I'm also gathering ender pearls to see if I can pull off a glitched teleport through a wall. I'm actually glad that this concept has been introduced, cause it means no one can steal my shit! I'm gonna steal theirs though, no doubt about that. So far sparklez is the only one who hasn't been robbed, so we're all secretly plotting against him. Who knows what awesome stuff he's got in there?

Also, SparklyDick saw his new pirate ship in a glass bottle this morning. It was fucking hilarious to see him freaking out! I've got to give tucker props for that one. Heck even I didn't think of that!

Anyway that's about it on my end, so yeah.

-This is Tom signing off. See ya later ya sausages!!!

Sonja's POV:

20th of June 2016

You know, we really need to stop. We need to stop coming up with names that sound like our gods. First there was dine at night. And now the flyanite! I mean come on! If someone doesn't put a stop to this then I'm going to cry!

At night...

Ok fine I'm just as bad as the rest of them but so what?! Anyway, the flyanite is basically an airship. It's huuuuugggeee!!!!! Well, the flyanite itself isn't huge....the supply ship that came in earlier today is huge, but the flyanite is tiny. It has a hot tub on the top, thanks to the boys, and has a zeplin balloon painted with every colour of the fricking rainbow. Even brown! Skipper says we'll use it to find ianarea, where we'll visit ianites subconscious or something? Speaking of the pirates, capsize and sparklez are soooooo cuuuttteee together! Tucker and I built them a wedding and everything! It's gonna be so romantic! Speaking of which, my wedding is happening in a few months! Although I'm a bit worried if we will even make it to the wedding. Seeing as we're going to possibly fight Dianite and all that. Maybe we won't even survive.... That's honestly one of my biggest fears.... And when I talk to Tucker about it, he says we'll be fine, but I'm not sure.... I guess we'll see...

Tom moved house. Again....this time he's made a small chiseled stone cottage hideout thing under Jordan's staircase. He had to go to the nether for a while, so we made it into a rave. It has disco lights, darude sandstorm, D.J. jazzy Jeb, two of them, and a lava floor in the shape of a dick! It's great! And, we got party hats. Jardon did all the Redstone stuff to make darude sandstorm play whenever Tom walks in, and Tucker made the lava dick. I got the jebs. The rainbow sheep of jazziness. I'm sure that he'll love it.

Anyway that's all.

-fox signing off!