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"...What do you want, Chance?"
"The devil slapped me when I talked back to her. I want to throw a chair. At her face."
"She's not even my mom! All she's good at is ruining my life."
"Grounded."
"Donald doesn't either. She almost took my phone. I fought for it though."
"No. I need my phone for all the other guys I'm dating. Duh."
"Don't look into it."
"STOP IT CHANCE."
"IN YOUR DREAMS, FOOL."
"Shut up."
"Did you just...DID YOU JUST-"
"...I see what you did there."
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