《Anger Management》3:28 AM
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"THANKS FOR WEARING YOUR GLASSES YESTERDAY, BOBBY."
"Oh...did I say that too loud?"
"..."
"I FUCKING HATE YOU SOMETIMES."
"HAHAHA.SARCASM MY ASS, FUCKER."
"STOP YELLING AT ME."
"YOU FIRST, ASSHOLE."
"See? Did you see how fast we made a decision?"
"...We're goals, Bobby."
"You'll be fine, Bobby."
"..."
"Bobby?"
"Bobby?!"
"CHANCE?!"
"DID YOU JUST FUCKING COME BACK TO LIFE OR SOMETHIN'?!"
"I THOUGHT YOU FUCKING DIED, BASTARD."
"...I don't need your hot cocoa. And how would you even offer me some? Shoving it through your phone?"
"...I'm so done with you."
"Ew. I do not want to listen to you drink hot cocoa."
"I could easily hang up on you."
"Yes I would."
"SHUT UP, UGLY."
"YOU SUCK IT UP."
"FUCK YOU."
"I FUCKING LOVE YOU."
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