《Anger Management》9:11 AM
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"AFTER YEARS AND YEARS, BOBBY PICKS UP. Can I have a second? I need to cry."
"GAH. I would yell at you, but I missed you too much."
"..."
"...DONALD LOATHES YOU."
"..."
"..."
"...I can see it."
"No. Me ripping your fucking head off. WITH MY TEETH."
"..."
"...I love Bobby."
"..."
"...Me?"
"..."
"...DONALD IS ABOUT TO TRACK YOU DOWN AND - oh, fuck."
"That Rebecca girl. You're still with her?"
"What does 'exactly' mean?"
"Oh...well...THAT's WHAT SHE GETS. She's really mean. If I ever see her, I'm killing her."
"CUT THE CUTE SHIT BEFORE I REALLY TRACK YOU DOWN JUST TO KISS YOU."
"I could literally feel you smiling."
"You know...you really are 'hot as fuck'. I WANT TO SEE YOU WITH GLASSES THOUGH. YOU CAN BE MY NERD."
"You know you want to Bobby... I bet it's tempting."
"It would make Donald very happy."
"Alright fine. I don't need you anyway. I'll go to Target to speak to my buddy Jessy."
"And you can never kiss me again."
"Ah, my inner bitch is back."
"Yeah, you better. WITH YOUR GLASSES BOY."
"I love you!"
"..."
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