《Oneshot Per Day》🥐Crackchap🥐
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OFFICER: You're under arrest for driving a motorcycle with people on it.
NICKEL: God dammit!
BASEBALL: bro, I told you this was illegal.
BALLOON: Oh my God... I gotta call my mom! (Tea kettle)
NICKEL: Wait...
OFICER: What is it?
NICKEL: Did you say four people?
OFFICER: Yes! Four people.
BASEBALL: Oh. My God.
BALLOON: Jesus christ....
NICKEL: Suitcase fell off!!
(The fourth person is box, obviously)
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