《Forever and a Night | Pooh Shiesty》movie night
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"Bro get your own cover!"Sam yelled at me.
"Ssshhh!"Kj, uncle Stunna's son, shushed her.
Smack!!
I started laughing Cus she smacked him upside his head hard as fuck.
He grabbed her by her hair and they started fighting.
"What the hell y'all got going on?"dad said while looking down here.
"That ain't me"I said while throwing a skittle in my mouth.
"Switch spots with me LA"Sam said and I got up to switch with her.
As soon as it got back quiet mama farted.
"Mamaaaa!!"Sienna yelled and I shook my head.
"Aw shut up!"she yelled.
"Dad how can you sit in that!?"Sisi asked him.
"Y'all just don't know nun bout love"he said.
"What does love got to do with anything?"Sam asked him.
"When you're married you'll see now hush!"mama said.
"I ain't getting married! These dudes for everybody"she responded.
"That's the mindset you need to have all yo damn life"dad said.
"Yep regardless of Shun"mama repeated after him.
"Don't nobody wanna marry you, ugly"Kj said.
"Shut up!"Sam yelled.
"I ain't for everybody"I said.
"Boy I know you ain't talking, you a whole three o fo'"she responded to me.
"What the hell is that?"Ma asked.
"A hoe"Kj said and I laughed.
"Ooohhh"Sam instigated.
"Okay everybody just shut the hell up and watch the movie"mama said.
"You the one aski—"Sam began to say.
"Shut up!!"Kj yelled.
"No nigga you shut up!"
"I'm finna go Cus y'all mfs won't shu—"ma said before Sam cut her off.
"Shut up! You steady talking..."
Ma got up and stood in front of her.
"Who the hell you talking to!?"she said while hitting her.
"Nobody"she laughed.
"I'm not fucking laughing and what you sighing for!? You got a problem!?"she asked Kj as he sighed hard.
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"No"
"Oh aight" She said and I chuckled.
"Mane sit down!"dad said while pulling her down into the chair.
"You want some too!?"she asked him.
"Aight Ima body slam yo hulk sounding ass!"he said and we laughed.
"More like tweety bird"Sam mumbled and we all laughed.
"Girl fuck you"she said after it got quiet.
"Damn I thought you loved me?"
"I love all of y'all, y'all know that now be quiet!"
We all got quiet before turning our attention back to the movie.
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