I looked around the club as I smoked on my blunt.

This bitch was packed but it was more lit than anything.

Tonight I'm in the yams aka Miami cause I had to come do bout three shows last night.

Ima be on my way back to the A first thing in the morning, so tonight before we leave we just gone kick it off with a bang.

I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket and I took it out before looking at it.

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on a date, kinda nervous😬

Yea yo ass know better🤣🤣🤣 where you at?

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out about to have some dinner with Asian and our other friends

Oh aight don't be lashing out and fighting bitches, my lil demon!!!❤️

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I will never, I'm an Angel😇

You having fun getting all that ass slapped around in ya lap and face?

That ain't even the fun part😂😂😂

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what is it then?

Throwing this shit up in the air and watching it all fall

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when you gone throw it up and let it all fall on me?

whenever you willing to put on a show for yo nigga

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I got you as soon as you get back, we gone call it Shiesty's Freak Show😏

bet, how much it cost to get in?

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it costs a little head being exchanged or a pic maybe🤤👅

as long as you at the door, you can get both😂😂😂😘

"Excuse me!?"I heard causing me to look up and I saw one of the strippers standing there.

"What?"I asked her as I put my phone back in my front pocket.

"You want a dance?"

"Do I look like I want one?"

"Uh yeah"

"Do yo job then"I said while taking the wad of cash I had in one of my front pockets out.

I took all of the rubber bands off before throwing a couple of twenties up in the air.

Whoever ole girl was she was doing her shit but I ain't touch her, make eye contact with her, or say shit to her.

All I did was vibe to the music, smoke, and throw money up in the air.

"M. That's all you throwing is twenties!?"I heard someone say and I looked to the right of me seeing some bitch that I ain't ever seen before.

I didn't say anything, I kept doing what I was doing.

"See you a rapper, I'm just a businesswoman and I can guarantee you that these bitches ain't dancing for no twenties!"she said and I saw hundreds start falling onto ole girl who was on me.

She saw the girl throwing some bigger and she moved.

"Bitch I got some better to offer but I ain't finna compete with yo over no fucking lap dance!"I said over the music.

"Well then throw it nigga!"

Three bitches walked up to me to come dance for me, but they couldn't decide on who would do it so they started fighting.

I stood back the whole time and shook my head laughing while security broke it up.

"These hoes real deal crazy bout a nigga that ain't theirs"I said while standing next to 30.

"Hell yeah, little do they know Suhan'll rock they fucking world"he said and I chuckled.

"Who? Suhan yo baby mama?"ole girl stepped into our conversation and said.

"Nah bitch, my wife!"

"Not too much on the bitch word but when y'all get back together?"

"Ion get paid to talk about my relationship"

"Oh well I just wanted to know cause it ain't gone be long before y'all back locked in and broke up"she said while pushing up on me and I shoved her ass to the floor.

"Daaaaaaaammmmmnnnnn!!!!"everybody yelled and I called for security to come get her up outta our section.

When they did she was gone and we went back to turning up, for real this time.

I sat at the table sipping from my lemonade while waiting on Asian Doll and a couple of our mutual friend's to walk in.

I'm actually proud of myself because I made it here on time today and these bitches are late.

I've been sitting here for thirty minutes now and I'm getting ready to get up and walk out.

As soon as I decided to get up they walked in and I sat back down.

"Heeeeeyy!!!"Kayla said while waving.

"Girl I was just finna leave, Heeeey y'all"

"Bitch we was running late cause I lost my damn phone under all my fucking clothes!"Asian said.

"You found it?"I asked her.

"Hell yeah it just took forever though"she said in the midst of burping.

"Eeeewww bitch what you was eating?"Dana said to her.

"Dick!"She said and we all laughed.

"Suhan what's this restaurant you got us at?"Kayla asked while looking at the restaurant.

"It's burgers, fries, and chicken tenders on the menu if you bitches's taste buds ain't up to par with this"

"What is it?"

"It's Indian food"

"Oh yea I'm fasho making my way to the tenders. Bitch how you from where I'm from and you gone invite a bitch out to eat some fucking Indian food!? Type shit is that?"

"Bitch you better get a burger or them damn tenders cause I asked y'all where did y'all wanna eat at and y'all told me to pick so here we are!"

The waitress walked up and took our orders.

"Where you and Shiesty sit now like as far as y'all relationship?"Asian asked me.

"Oop bitch you gone pay me?"

"For what?"

"To answer all these questions about me and my man"

"No"

"I'm playing anyways, but we're happily together. We're still going to therapy and trynna work on shit but I'll say we're good"

"Ooooh so he don't be texting other bitches and shit no more?"

"No, I hope not"

"You don't check his phone?"

"Girl no, that's childish!"

"He don't go through your shit either?"

"No"I chuckled.

"Well no wonder you be getting cheated on he probably already know you talking to Ricky, John, and Bobby shit all them niggas"

"Bitch no, okay can we not talk about my relationship anymore?"

"I'm in the need of some relationship advice that's why I wanna know all of this!"

"Okay well you could've just told me and I would've filled you in, what do you wanna know?"

"So you really don't check his phone?"

"No, you check your man's phone?"

"Yea, bitch you dumb cause every chance I get I'm going through every message"

"Anyways, Kayla who did your hair?"I asked her as I rolled my eyes.

"Girl Tae"

"Tae ain't got shit on Jonathan ion give a fuck about nunnadetshit y'all bitches talm bout!"Asian said.

"Both of them are decent but ion like how they be beefing and Kayla your hair is pretty!"I said.

"Thank you"

"Girl Jonathan will slide Tae bitch ass so fucking fast!"Asian said.

At this point I was honestly irritated by this bitch, I didn't say anything else to her.

I thought it would be decent talking to her and being cool with her but this bitch ain't real at all.

As soon as I finished eating I paid and told them that I had to go home to my kids, I lied even though that's exactly where I went.