《Forever and a Night | Pooh Shiesty》family fun day 2
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"Hey kids hurry up and eat so that we can leave"I said to them as they all sat at the table talking while they were supposed to be eating.
Shiesty walked in here smoking and I just stopped and looked at him.
"What?"he asked while bucking.
"You smoking in the house now?"
"It ain't nun new"
"Okay well you shouldn't be smoking around them"
"Aw shit I forgot all about the kids"he said while heading back down the hall.
"How many blunts have you smoked?"I asked him as I followed him.
"Don't worry bout it!"
"No Lontrell seriously"I said as I followed him all the way outside.
"Mane gone, don't come out here trynna be my mama and shit"
"No baby I just wanna know because you know how I feel about you smoking more than one blunt"
"What's wrong with it!!?"he asked while leaning back on the car and I got close up on him.
"The fact that your eyes are bloodshot red, you stink, you'll soon have an attitude, and in about five minutes you won't be in your right state of mind anymore"
"Stink, listen, I'm good aight. I ain't gone have no attitude, I'm chillin Aight"
"Okay daddy"
"I love you"he said before bending down and kissing me.
"I love you too Poppa"I said.
"Aight now go in there with my kids and make sure they straight"
"You hurry up and come inside too"I said while looking at the bitch who lived next door to us.
She wasn't directly next to us but she was next to us if you know what I mean.
Of course because Shiesty is who he is, this bitch always got the nerve to be looking over here.
I'm not sure if she wants to speak or what but she always just looks.
"Mmcht. Mane I ain't worried bout that bitch"Shiesty said while glancing at her.
"Mhm okay"I said before walking away.
"I love your fine ass girl!!"he exclaimed as he smacked my ass.
Mhm baby give that bitch some to look at.
"I love you too Poppa!!"I said before heading back into the house.
"Kids are y'all done eating!!?"
"Yesssss!!!"they yelled.
When I walked into the dining room their bowls and everything were put away and the table was clean.
"Mommy L.A. cleaned the table"Sam said.
"Thank you Landon"
"I'm a man that's what I'm supposed to do"he said and I chuckled.
"That's right!"
"Mommy can I bring my iPad?"Sam asked me.
"Yea but you can't bring it into the Zoo"
"Okay"
"Stink!"
"Yes baby?"
"You got Sisi stroller?"
"No, I thought you put it in the car already?"
"Nah"
"Oh well it's in her room"
He headed upstairs and I rolled my eyes.
Mf already showing the symptoms of smoking too many blunts.
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"Okay kids let's head out to the car"I said while grabbing the backpack I was taking with all of our snacks and drinks in.
Shiesty talm bout thats ghetto why not just buy what's there but what's really ghetto is how much they charge for a drink outta the vending machine.
I grabbed my phone off of the couch but before I could start following the kids I heard ruckus and a loud thud.
"Mane what da fuck!"I heard as I turned around seeing the stroller on the floor along with Shiesty at the bottom of the staircase.
"You fell!?"I asked him as I laughed.
"Almost fucking died man!"he said and I couldn't help myself.
"Mmcht. That shit ain't even funny mane"he said while sucking his teeth and getting up.
"I told you to stop smoking all them blunts"
"Just bring yo ass on cuh"he said and I chuckled while scrunching my face up.
I followed behind him and once we was out the door I locked it.
Once we were all settle in the car we hit the road.
"Oh my god Lontrell you making me hot with this damn Balaclava mask on"I said while looking at him.
"Keep walking and stop worrying bout me"he said and I rolled my eyes.
"Okay where we going first kids?"I asked them as we stood in front of the map.
"Let's go to the flamingos!!!"Sam exclaimed.
"Yea then the Lion"said Landon.
"Alright let's go, Sisi you good baby?"I asked her as I looked in her stroller and she nodded.
"Okay..Flamingos here we come!"I said before we started heading in that direction.
As I was walking I felt Shiesty pulling on my leggings.
I guess he was trynna pull them out of my ass but they were there for a reason.
"Make me have to hurt a mf out here"I heard him say.
"Why do you even have a gun? How did you get in with it?"
"Who said I got a gun?"he asked while pulling on my leggings again.
"Shiesty stop touching me!"I said while slightly pushing him.
"Sisi, you see the flamingos baby?"I asked her as she sat up.
"Can we go get a snow cone over there?"Landon asked me as he pointed to the Kona Ice truck.
"No Dip and Dots!!"Sam yelled while running up to me.
"We can get both but only if we go see all of the animals that are on this side first"
"Okay"Landon said while Sam nodded.
We headed to the Alligators and Snakes next.
They had a little area where you could pet the snakes and I took a picture with the Python along with Landon and Sam.
Shiesty and Sienna act like they were scared.
Once we were done with the snakes we went to see the Safari area.
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The kids and I got to feed the giraffes lettuce.
Shiesty and Sienna stayed back.
"Look at it's tongue y'all"I said and they cringed while running off causing me to laugh.
I ended the video that I was recording before walking off behind them.
"I know you not tired already?"I asked Shiesty as he sat down on the bench.
"Hell yea"
"See what smoking does to your lungs, yo ass outta breath"
"Shut up"he said while gently kicking my butt.
"Stop your shoes are dirty"I said while dusting my butt off.
"I can do whatever I want"he smacked my ass and licked his lips at me.
"You want a kiss or something Cus you won't leave me alone?"
"I want more than a kiss hell"
"What you want daddy?"I asked him as I stood in front of him and stared at his lips while biting mine.
"Aye mane you better gone"he chuckled and I could tell I was turning him on.
"Or else what?"I asked before he grabbed my neck and kissed me.
"Can you two stop being nasty and come on?"Landon said and we laughed before pulling away from each other.
Shiesty started pushing Sienna's stroller in the direction we were going which was straight to the Zebras.
It must've been a good day for them because they were being wild.
"That's mommy, that's daddy, that's me, that's L.A., and that's Sisi"Sam said while pointing out the whole family of Zebras.
"Mhm that's exactly where ya mama get her butt from"Shiesty said and I chuckled while elbowing him.
"Stop telling them shit like that!"
"Shit yolo"he said and I shook my head.
"Okay let's go around here and see some elephants now"I said and everybody followed behind me.
Even though Shiesty won't stop with his foolishness I'm still enjoying myself along with the kids, and that's all that matters.
I yawned while listening to Suhan and the kids talk about the animals at the Zoo.
I'm hungry as hell and tired as hell, and I'm just ready to take a shower and get in the fucking bed.
Right now we out to eat for lunch.
Suhan was being cheap at the Zoo and ain't wanna eat there so I had to wait for bout two hours.
Had a nigga out there eating sour patch kids, hot Cheetos, and fucking dip and dots.
I was farting like a mf and I even had to pull over somewhere just to shit.
It was a lil fun experience but I just wasn't fucking with the crowds of people out there and allat walking.
"Daddy what you liked most about the Zoo?"Suhan asked as she looked over at me and rubbed my leg up under the table.
I bent down and kissed her lips before thinking.
"I liked the Cheetah the most"
"Why?"
"Cause that bitch was laid back chillin and not worried bout nun"
"Oh well mommy liked the Jaguar, it was pretty"
"Okay I'm sorry for the wait but how's everybody doing?"the waitress asked as she walked up to the table.
"Hi were doing fine!"Shhan said.
"I'm glad to hear that, are you all ready to order drinks?"
"Yes for me I'd like a Under the Sea margarita"she said and I looked at her.
"Okay and for you sir?"
"Just gimmie a Sprite and a glass of water"
"For my two girls they'll have an Apple juice and Landon, baby, what kind of drink you want?"Suhan said.
"Root bear"
"Alright"
"Okay and are you all ready to order food yet, can I start you all off with an appetizer?"
"No we're just gonna get straight to it, starting with me I'll have the shrimp Alfredo with two bread sticks to the side and a small salad"
"Okay what about you sir?"
"Let's do the seafood plater but only fried fish and shrimp along with some fries and macaroni"
"And you?"she asked Landon.
"I want the chicken Alfredo with bread sticks and a salad like my mama"he said and we each laughed.
"Alright and for my girls, the little one will have a bowl of mac and cheese and she'll have a small box of cheese pizza"
"Alright I'll take your menus and be right back with your drinks"
"Excurse me ma'am"I said before she walked off.
"Yes?"
"Uh how long the wait gone be for the food?"
"Yours shouldn't take long at all maybe ten minutes as well as your girls but the alfredos should be about a twenty minute wait. Is that fine?"
"Yes that's fine!"Suhan said before I could even open my mouth.
"What?"she asked while looking back at me as I stared her down.
"You must want yo ass beat?"
"Boy please, you'll fuck me first before trynna beat my ass"
"You damn right I will"I said while grabbing her jaw and kissing her.
We let our tongues clash before pulling away.
"Hey kids I got a question"Suhan said and I looked at her.
"How would y'all feel if I had another baby?"
"Good!!"Sam said and Landon just looked unsure.
"What about you Landon?"
"As long as it's a boy"he said and I nodded while dapping him up.
"No we need another girl cause y'all coocoo"Sam said and Suhan chuckled.
"What if we all even though? Y'all a have a little brother and a lil sister all y'all a be the oldest"I said and they nodded.
"That's fair enough"Sam said and we laughed.
"Well daddy and I are gonna make y'all a baby brother"
"Get to making because I need someone to teach how to play basketball"L.A. said and we laughed again.
The waitress brought our drinks back before I going to get the food.
We just made small talk before eating.
I enjoy times like this but when it's time to get my money I'm all for it.
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