If two plus two is four, and five plus five is ten... what the fuck is going on.

You were awake but you couldn't open your eyes, you could faintly hear voices around you and you could tell you were strapped into a hard metal chair. You tried to move but nothing happened, you could barely feel your arms and legs so you weren't surprised.

Well, this isn't my room, that's for sure, and I don't think I was the one who strapped me to this chair.

You tried to remember what you were doing last or where you were but you were met with nothing but a flaring headache and some hazy memories of a forest.

Okay, lets not do that, my brain feels like its going to explode. Uhm, I've probably been kidnapped given the whole numb body, tied to a chair thing... which isn't great...but who would kidnap me? I'm worth about two pennies and an old sock, and that's being generous. 

Suddenly one of the voices was loud enough for you to hear.

"Uhhhhhg! When is she going to wake up?" a female voice wined "Its been three days and she hasn't moved an inch!"

"Give it time Toga, her injuries were bad, her body needs time to heal." a much lower and classier voice explained 

Are they talking about me? Probably.

"We could wake her up faster if I could go over there-" the girl huffed

The lower voice cut in "You are already aware of that... predicament." 

There was silence for a moment, and the room seemed to get tense.

"C'mon Dabi can I please-"

The deep voice came from closer to you than the other ones, and was so hostile you felt a chill go down your spine.

I am so confused.

"Stop causing problems Toga." a raspy voice threatened "Y/n will wake up soon, we stopped giving her anesthetic a few hours ago."

Yep they're definitely talking about me.

"Fine." the girl grumbled

The people around you fell back into silence as you made the revolutionary discovery that you could wiggle your nose.

Aha! A development! I wonder why they kidnapped me though, everyone is going to be worried. I wonder if they're still at camp... wait, what camp... what am I even thinking. Come on Y/n get your head in the game.

After a few minutes of waiting you were finally regaining feeling in your body and were able to lift your eyelids to see the room around you and the people who were in it.

You were in an unfamiliar bar with no windows and only a few people. A girl with blond space buns, a guy made of purple smoke, a black and white Deadpool, a guy facepalming and someone sitting close to you with black spiky hair. There were a few more people but you couldn't turn your head to see them.

The guy with black hair glanced over at you, his brilliant blue eyes widening at the fact you were awake.

Those are pretty eyes... like blue fire...

Suddenly all of your memories came rushing back like a train hitting you at full force. The camp, the attack, Katsuki, Touya.

You and Touya stared at each other, neither one of you saying a word.

Your breath hitched as you opened your mouth to speak.

"You..." everyone's head whipped towards you. "

Touya slapped his hand over your mouth before you could curse him out using his full name.

THIS BITCH

"She's awake?" Shigaraki gawked

"She's awake!" Toga exclaimed

"She's angry!"Twice added, referencing how you were violently shaking your head trying to get Touya's hand off your mouth so you could yell at him.

"I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL EAT YOUR FUCKING HAND TOUYA!" you screamed, but it came out as muffled shouts.

"Get the anesthetic." Shigaraki instructed

Oh hell no

Hearing the word anesthetic you abruptly stopped moving, you did not want to be frozen again. You glared up at Touya who glared back at you, still not moving his hand. You kept eye contact with him as you stuck your tongue out and licked his hand. 

"What the fuck-" 

He immediately pulled his hand back finally freeing your mouth.

"Ew, that was gross, you taste like ashes. Anyway, look, I'm calm no need to knock me out again, just get this ass away from me." you gestured to Touya

You were seething and couldn't stand the fact that he was even close to you.

"Yeah! Keep Y/n awake Shiggy!" Toga pleaded "I wanna talk to her!"

Shigaraki seemed to think for a second and then nodded "Fine, we should be polite to our honored guest. Dabi please step away."

Touya gave you a glare but before he moved you gestured for him to come closer to you, he hesitantly did so, not asking for permission from the villains who seemed to be in charge.

"You know Dabi," you spat quietly "I thought you were dead."

"Sorry to disappoint you then." he growled back

"I'm certainly disappointed." you snarled "Death would have been better than what you're doing here. You almost killed a bunch of fucking high school students!"

A flash of pain went through his eyes but it was quickly replaced by the same aloof expression he seemed to always have. "It doesn't matter who my targets are, I'm doing my job."

You were shocked, your childhood friend had become a ruthless villain. He had been the cause of so much destruction and carnage at the camp, you couldn't even imagine what else he had done. You didn't even try to stand up as your body finally fully regained feeling, your ankles weren't even close to being healed and you were also still tied to a chair.

You were finally able to properly meet his eyes as you whispered your final remark "I'm sorry I wasn't there for you, I don't know how this happened, I don't know what you've gone through, but the boy I knew would never have done the things you've done. My Touya really is dead. He's been replaced by a monster."

You refused to look at him, knowing his face would tear at your heart and waited until he stepped away.

"Y/n, how are you feeling do you need anything?" a deep voice pulled you out of your head 

You stared at Kurogiri blankly "Are you talking to me?"

"Of course, you are a guest here and we have no reason to be ill-mannered." Shigaraki cooed

You could think of a hundred reasons they should be ill-mannered but you kept them to yourself.

"Y/n while you are here we want you to be as comfortable as possible, other than a few safety precautions." Kurogiri eyed the ropes around your arms and legs.

You rolled your eyes "If you think I'm going to try and escape your wrong. I don't really want to and it's not like I can either way."

...

"What?" the villains looked at you in disbelief 

"Well, even if you untied me I can't stand up 'cuz of my stupid ankles. I also can't use my quirk."

"You can't, why not?." Twice remarked

"I don't know what most of your quirks are so I can't use them. I can't use Kurogiris quirk, I have no idea how, I'll probably kill myself or one of you using Shigaraki's. I could probably control Tou-" Touya gave you a warning look "...but most likely I'll just set this place on fire. So no quirk usage for me, my quirk really isn't as great as you think."

Kurogiri and Shigaraki shared a look that you couldn't decipher "But that shouldn't stop a young aspiring hero from trying to escape a situation like this, not that you should want to of course." 

"Well Sigaraki... I'm not like other girls." you held in a laugh at your stupid response and ended up making a sound like a suffocating animal.

The villains all exchanged looks of confusion, not knowing what to do with your answer. 

"Y/n, given this... unique situation and your peculiar personality I'm just going to cut to the chase." Shigaraki then spread his arms out like he was making a huge presentation "We want you to going the league of villains."

"Yeah, I figured."

Shigaraki dropped his arms

"I appreciate the offer but no thanks, I get your whole 'Society is evil everything sucks we should change it for the better' thing, but you guys kill people and attack children so its a no from me."

The looks on everyone's faces were priceless, they had absolutely no idea what to do. They obviously planned on a resounding yes, and if you said no they would just kill you but your answer took them by surprise.

...

"Do you think you would change you mind Y/n?" Toga whined

You were about to say no but you stopped, why was Touya really working with the league. You knew there were a lot of things wrong with your society you had seen them first hand, if you didn't have heroes, would you really have villains either? All most villains want is money or power, and in your society, if you had the wrong type of quirk the only way to get those things was to become a villain. If you restarted, could there be a better world, could your society be fixed by tearing everything down and building up from the ashes?

...

"Yeah, I might change my mind."

Dabi whipped his head around to you in panic. "Y/n no-"

"Are you serious?!" twice inturupted

You thought about it for another moment "Yeah." 

...

"This was a lot easier than the other guy" Kurogiri muttered

"The other guy? Wait..."

Oh my god I'm literally the worst I completely forgot Kat was here too. I need to get him out of here. This building has to be pretty small if its a secret base and he's not in here with me which means... I wonder if he would hear me if I yelled.

...

"!"

You immediately felt banging on the wall behind you and muffled yelling.

All the villains in the room jumped up, Dabi slapped his hand over your mouth before you could yell again.

There's my boom boom boy.