bitch...

what??!!

did you just admit being in love with taylor on jimmy kimmel? 😶😶😶

I what? how did you get that?

"I love Dorothea! She'll always be a special person to me"

Oh... yeah I mean 🤷🏽‍♀️ it's the truth

that you're in love with her????

im nooot i just love her

whats the difference???

im not in love with you am i?

i thougjt you were??? i THKUGHT RHE SONG WAS ABOUT ME AND OUR FRIENDSHOP?

Can you learn to spell first 😩😩

no, now explain pls

explain what??

you're in love with me platonically, i get it, I'd totally die AND kill for you too babes but I wouldn't have your babies. You would totally have Taylor's babies though

that's not biologically possible Niko

THEORETJCALLG

ITS NOT EVEN POSSIBLE THEORETICALLY WE BOTH HAVE UTERUSES

wait i actually read this article once that theres a bunch of scientist who think women are gonna be able to make babies in labs without sperm

wait for real???

yeah buT WERE GETTING OFF TRACK

WAIT BUT THATS SO COOL I WANNA HEAR MORE ABOUT IT

dude i have no idea im not a fucking scientist. google it

fine ugh

but what im saying is you would totally wanna bang the shit out of taylor, respectfully, of course

yeah she's great in bed/:

right so in conclusion you're in love with taylor

what does it matter anyway? I've moved on and I'm actually doing great you know? I'm happy for her, and I guess we're on good-ish terms so

right but you should be married

no?

you're perfect for each other come oN

Niko let it go will u?

never

look it wasnever gonna work anyway! Im just glad i didnt get another justin situation on my hands

dude no one's as shitty as him, that wasn't gonna happen

right but things might have gotten pretty twisted eventually, so this is good

if you say so you miserable shit

love you too???

SO MUCH MKRE💕💕💕

dude are you drunk? why do u have so many typos???

yeah kinda a little bit heh :D

AND YOU DIDNT INVITE ME? FAKE FRIEND

you don't wanna be here rn trust me

ewww so i take it last night's date went well?

rly well ;)

love that for u bestie!!!

thanks😩