niko slsksksksksk

GOOOD MORNING

wow youre in a good mood??

remember that guy i met in that one zoom meeting i had two weeks ago who may or may not have been at least lowkey gay?

... yeah?

well it turns out he is and we had a lowkey date last night

DUDE

WHY ARE YOU JUST TELLING ME NOW?

I dont know i was busy sjjdsksksks

did you sleep with him already

oh my god tou totslly did

well one of us had to get some during this heavy drought period and it definitely had to be the hot bitch

BITCH I AM HOT

yeah but like between you and me, im rly the hot one ;)

I'm not gonna argue only cuz you're like rly delulu

but i am going to mention that i am in fact such a hot bitch that taylor swift invited to go on a trip with her

HOLD ON

BACK THE FUCK UP

WHAT

LAKDJSJSJA

we were just talking and she was like haha wanna get drunk and i was like haha thanks but maybe next time and them she was like okay haha offer still stands until friday at 5 cuz im going hime and i was like haha to yeehaw? n shes like shut up to nashville n i was like hahahahahaha worm and she was like wanna come and i was ljke babahahahaha worm???!!!! and she was like yeah totally serious and i was like hahaha okay??!!!!!!?!?!?!?

so in conclusion

oh my god

ur going to her childhood home

OH MY GOD

technically didnt she like buy a mansion when she made cash

technically you're gonna be in the same place she grew up in

technically you better keep me updated at all times

okay but should i like actually go 🥴

uh yeah? are u insane?

its a trip with taylor swift

shes taking you to her family

eye-

bitch, i cannot emphasise how gay that is

Bruh shes like straight right?

dude no straight person could write the songs that shes written

self titled album not included

LANDNSKSJSJS

doesn't matter! we're just friends!

besties

two best friends in a room—

shut up akdjsjksa bye im gonna go pack

dont forget some sexy ass clothes!

BYE NIKO

BYE BESTIE

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