I'm curious to know

know what?

if my contact name is still MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT in your phone

it most definitely is!

WHYYYY

I mean, in case someone like steals or hacks my phone

right

and they go through my contacts and find you, they'll know it's the real deal!

You know what, I'm pretty sure it should be the OPPOSITE

But what if that person really needs to contact you!

And the only way to contact me would be through hacking your phone?

Hey, you mock, but you never know what might be going on in that poor hacker's life

You're right!

I should send you some sort of NDA to sign, I'm starting to no longer trust you

Yeah 😤

Yeah aha-ha, I'm about to call TMZ! I have them on speed dial! It was nice being your friend 🙏

Since I'm already here, I'll just text you all the juicy gossip, yeah?

omg! would u really? Thanks!!!

While we're on the subject

uhu

What do you have me saved as in your contacts??

not MISS AUGUST FUCKING JAMES

Well that's a bummer 😒

I mean, it shouldn't be

WELL IT IS

how? 🤔

So, what IS my contact name

Just your name!

Just my name?

Yeah?

So... August James?

Yes!!

.....

WHAT

nothing 😒

WHATS WRONG WITH THAT

OH MY GOD

You did not just—

I CANT BELIEVE YOU JUST USED YOURSELF AS A MEME TO MOCK ME AND MY PAIN

KAJDJSJSJS

I'll tell you what! I'll change your contact name if you change mine

I see how it is...

Okay, Swift. I like your style

deal

Okay... what did you change it to?

😁😁😁😁

AUGUST SKDKSKSKAKA

wby? 😌

TAYLOR ANDKAKAKAAK

Are you happy now? 😸

No, you used a cat emoji unironically

😿

but i hate us ajdjsksks i cant believe we did that

we did THAT

Our minds 🤯🤯

Amazing, right?

Absolutely!

So are we good now?

Absolutely!

So, whatcha doin now? :D

making noodles !

You eat noodles way too much for it to be healthy

I'm 10% human, 90% spicy chicken instant ramen noodles

That's a little concerning, August!

🤷🏽‍♀️ I'm going through it

I'm ordering sushi for dinner!

Okay well don't rub it in 🙄

I was inviting you 🙄

For sushi...? 🙄

Yeah 🙄

i'm still gonna eat my ramen tho and then im gonna eat the sushi as well 🙄

That's cool. Anything in particular you'd like for me to order? 🙄

The crispy salmon thingy 🙄

Okay 🙄

Are we ever gonna stop rolling our eyes through emojis? 🙄

No 🙄

Okay 🙄

Text me when you leave 🙄

Sure 🙄