You added tothe chat

You added to the chat

You changed the name to "SOS SOS SOS SOS SOS SOS SOS SOS"

Are we singing 2010 jonas brothers?

I'm pretty sure that was around 2007

And how would you know 🧐

wait august who did u add to this chat

what even is this chat

Is this Niko ?

...yes..?

omfg

And who are you...? stranger with a lot of jonas brothers knowledge? 🤨

Joe Jonas' ex-girlfriend 🤪🤪

...

am i texting Taylor Swift right now...?

Yeah, what's up with you two and always using my full name?!

AUGUST YOU ASSHOLE ANSJSKAKA

brb saving your number 😩😩

Don't pull an August 😩

I mean

I mean

I guess that's better?

(you guys are weird)

thanks 😁

wait... do u think August is okay? She made this group chat and disappeared

im sure she's fine....

I AM MOST DEFINITELY NOT OKAY

AND WHILE YOU TWO ARE BEING FUXKING HILARIOUS OVER HERE I WAS FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE

USELESS FRIENDS

Uhm

what

Are you okay? 😭

NO

Wait what happened? Do you need any help?

wait this is serious wtf who am i punching?!!!

THERES

A FUCKING

GIANT

ASS

MOTHERFUCKING

SPIDER

IN THE BATHROOM

jesus christ you had me worried for a second

spiders are her biggest fear

Oh shit

August you'll be okay! It's just a spider!

NO ITS FUCKING NOT

ITS EVIL

ITS HERE TO KILL ME AND MY WHOLE FAMILY

IT WONT LET ME FUCKING PEE

Just throw a shoe at it or something and go pee jeez

noooo don't kill it ): it didn't do anything wrong

YOURE ON THE SPIDERS SIDE??!!!

i thiught you were my friend, Taylor.

i...

dont mind her shes just OVERDRAMATIC

I AM NOT OVER DRAMATIC YOU ASSHOLE THERES A FUCKING SPIDER OUT TO GET ME AND IM FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE

IM THIS 🤏 CLOSE TO DYING

AUGUST AKDJSKSKA

JUST GO FUCKING PEE

I. cant.

LOOK AT IT

Yikes thats big

SEEE??!!!

Just get phoebe to eat it or somethinf

ARE YOU TRYINF TO POISON MY CHILD?

AUUUUGUST

ITS JUST A TINY ASS SPIDER

Just... like tell your dad to come or something

He's at the hospital

Oh shit is he okay???

oh! Yeah he's an oncologist

Oh! That's good

What about your mom?

she's visiting my grandma 😒

your sister...?

quarantining with her boyfriend 😭

Well

you'll just have to kill that spider yourself or pee in the backyard

Don't y'all have a second bathroom 😭

they do btw

I'm about to pee in the backyard

DONT PEE IN THE BACKYARD ARE YOU INSANE WMDJSKSKA

Fucking hell I'm coming over

??? 😭 what why!?!

to get rid of that spider for you duh

you dont have to wtf 😭

I mean you're clearly useless in the presence of a spider, so someone's gotta take care of you

I—

[shared a location]

this is her address 😊

I— do u just have that saved ?

Yeah for emergencies

What kind of emergencies would require you to have my parents' home address saved on google maps?

This one!

Taylor's gone quiet

shes on her way 🤩

...

someone just parked in the driveway

Thats not dad's car

TAYLOR WHAT THE FUCK MSNDNSSJS

open the door!

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