Niko

Niko

nikooooo

NIKOOO

NIKOLAI D'AMIANO YOU BETTER ANSWER ME RIGHT FUCKING NOW

WHAT??? IM LIKE IN THE MIDDLE OF MY SHOWER

I DONT CARE THIS IS AN EMERGENCY

UNLESS SOMEONES DYING I NEED TO GET BACK TO MY PRECIOUS HAIR ROUTINE

everyone's okay though... right?

NO IM NOT OKAY

AUGUST THIS BETTER BE SERIOUS. IM PUTTING MY HAIR CONDITIONING ON HOLD FOR YOU

FUCK YOUR HAIR CONDITIONER TAYLOR JUST INVITED ME OVER

...

Taylor Jordanson from English201...?

... no

how do u remember that guy wtf

He was rly hot

Taylor... Swift?

Yes.

Taylor Allison Swift...?

Yep

Taylor Allison Swift born on December 13 1989 in Pennsylvania?

I guess...?

Singer of hit songs Shake It Off, Blank Space, 22?

YES NOW CAN U HELP ME PLS

hold on

I'm still trying to wrap my head around this

normally id let you take your time but ive been sitting in my bathtub for like 30 minutes just staring at my shampoo bottle and i cant get myself to get up

taylor swift

invited you over to her place

yes, niko god 😩

in beverly hills?

i guess so yeah ?

... what for exactly?

to watch all 3 hsm movies?

I—

taylor is a high school musical fan?

no, I think she's indulging me...

oh my fuxking god

Niko, Im not even that into the movies like theyre awesome and of course i like watching them ironically from time to time butKAJSJSDN WHAT THE FUCK

Im not gonna lie

her behaviour?

NIKO NANDNSNS UR NOT HELPING

wait does she know you're bi? 😭

i havent told her explicitly but isnt it hella obvious? i dont try to hide it 😭

WHAT DOES IT MATTER ANYWAY

WHAT DO I DOOO

You're gonna get up and shower

then you're gonna put on some nice but casual clothes but emphasis on nice

them you're gonna get your ass over to her place

then you're gonna worship her existence

then when u get home u call me and tell me every single last detail

oh and shave your legs

im gonna wear pants??

just shave your legs woman 🙄

NIKO IM NOT GOING TO FUXK TAYLOR SWIFT THIS IS NOT A BOOTY CALL

DUDE IT SOUNDS LIKE A BOOTY CALL

WHO THE FUCK WOULD INVITE SOMEONE FOR A HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL MARATHON THATS LIKE 6 HOURS OF SINGING CRAPPY DISNEY SONGS

We watch them together like 3 times a year at least

yeah but im not taylor swift ??? im your best friend???

Niko

it's not. a. booty. call.

whatever you say 🙄

whatever ):

SHOW ME UR FIT WHEN UR DONE

What, so i can get your approval?

Ur going on a date with THE Taylor Swift

ur definitely gonna need my approval

asshole 🙄

i can dress myself just fine

Uhuu but who works professionally in the fashion industry here?? not you

SHUUUT UUUUUP

:))

???? it's been like an hour

akjdksks sorry! I forgot

I stopped by the store to get like some snacks and stuff

so??? OUTFIT. NOW. i will not hesitate to make u return home and change

UR SUCH A DIVA

its for your own good babe

😒

i had to ask the old lady at the cash register

😶😶😶😶

you literally picked the gayest outfit in ur closer

🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️

.... whatever, it's your funeral!

I LOOK GOOD YOU ASSHOLE

YOU DO but like you couldve gone with that one hot shirt u have that screams IM A TOP AND YOU KNOW IT

im not a top and you know it🥴🥴

exactly why you need that shirt

KSJDJSJSJSJS IHY