one hour later

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replying to your story

You should *probably* save that file and actually try to get some sleep!

sent 03:43 a.m.

omg hi

you're awake too

assuming we're in the same country then you're also way past your bedtime 🤨

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BAHAHAHAHA is that from The Good Place?

YES IT IS!!! I see you are a woman of culture

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Indeed I am

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As for your assumption above, this country does have I think six timezones so, is it really my bedtime?

i mean, if you're in nEw Yodkt then it's way too early for you to be up right now and if you're in california then it's way too late for you to be up right now so either way

c h e s s mate

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Oh! I've never been to nEw Yodkt before! Is the weather nice there this time of year?

OH FUCK OFF AKDJSJSNAit's 4 am i cant see my screen

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Rude but also you're further proving my point that you should probably get some sleep

okay... okay okay let's say i just set my laptop aside and im in bed and under the covers and cuddling phoebe and everything

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are you??

I am

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I don't even know you and I find that very hard to believe!

LETS JUST SAY THAT I AM, MISS SWIFT

WHY ARE YOU UP AT 4 IN THE MORNING

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how do you know that it's 4 in the morning where I am? 🤨

what time is it where you are?

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4 in the morning

😭

i never knew you were this funny

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awww you think I'm funny :))

TAYLOR SWIFT WHY ARE YOU AWAK AT 4 AM AND DMING ME ???

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Benji woke me up and now I can't go back to sleep!

well screw benji for being such a dick!

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No he's cute ):

the male species does not always tend to be cute in my opinion

except for harry styles of course

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While I might not entirely disagree with you (on the first comment of course) , may I present Sir Benjamin Button, cutest cat in the world?

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oh wow it's really you

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WHO DID YOU THINK WAS TALKING TO YOU THIS ENTIRE TIME? AKSKSNSN

I DONT KNOW AN IMPOSTER

AND BY THE WAY YOUR CAT IS ADORABLE

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THANK YOU

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AND WHY WOULD AN IMPOSTER BE USING MY OFFICIAL ACCOUNT TO DM YOU

I DONT KNOW !!!! YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THAT THIS IS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE FOR MY 4 AM BRAIN

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Okay, that's pretty fair

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you really didn't know benjamin was my cat?

Hey— you thought my dog was my girlfriend!!!!

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You did write her a love song

because shes my soulmate 🥺

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That is literally so cute 😭

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Do you not know about Meredith and Olivia either?

No... but I feel like I'mabout to find out?

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Wow you have great intuition!

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meet Olivia

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omg it rly is you

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are you gonna say that every time?

listen...

i might

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Thanks for the heads up!

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and This is Meredith Grey!

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omg it's not you ):

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you sound disappointed

i might be

WAIT MEREDITH GREY?

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Yup!

like from greys?

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yup!!!

and benjamin button and let me guess OliviaBenson???

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exactly YES!

you named your cats after fictional characters

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I sense a bit of judgement

That would be hypocritical on my part

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would it?

this is phoebe princess consuela banana-hammock buffay

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OMGG

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I am actually freaking out right now

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That is too adorable

the picture? ;)

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The dog's name 🙄

You're right, it absolutely is!

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and the picture!

oH