taylor swift thinks phoebe is my girlfriend or something

MSNDKSKSKS what? I need context pls

TAYLOR SWIFT

GRAMMY WINNER

WORLD FAMOUS POP STAR

Thinks the song I wrote about my dog is about a partner or someone im actually in love with

I STILL DONT GET IT

HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT

BECAUSE SHE SAID PHOEBE MUST BE A LUCKY GIRL AND THEN I HAD TO BE LIKE LMAO THE SONGS ABOUT MY DOG AND THEN SHE WAS LIKE WHAAAT YOUR DOG AND I WAS LIKE YEAH MY DOF AND I SENT HER A PICTURE OF MY DAUGHTER

You—

I—

You sent... Taylor Swift... A Picture of Phoebe...?

YES ANDJSJSJS

WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN? IT's LIKE FUCKING 2 AM

LIKE TEN MINUTES AGO

BITCB WHAT

YES

BITCH I REPEAT

WHAT???!!!!!

OKAY SO im like just casually working on garage band right and then my phone buzzes and im like wtf does this bitch want (this bitch being u cuz no one else texts me) except its fucking instagram and it was a fuxking dm from taylor swift and at first i was like haha nice one troll bUT THEN MY PHONE BUZZED AGAIN AND IT WAS ANOTHER DM FROM HER AND THERE WAS A BLUE TICK AND EVERYTHINF AND LIKE SHE HAD MILLIONS OF FOLLOWERS SO ITS LEGIT AND THEN SHE WAS LIKE HEY YOUR MUSICS GREAT GOOD JOB 👍 AND I PROCEEDED TO HAVE A MENTAL BREAKDOWN AND SHE PROCEEDED TO KESP ON TEXTING ME???!!!!!! SO I PROCEEDED TO HAVE AN EVEN BIGGER MENTAL BREAKDOWN AND RHEN I TOLD HER I WAS HAVING A MENTAL BREAKDOWN WHEN SHE SAID I COULD LIKE BE GRAMMY LEVEL AND SHE SENT CUTE EMOJIS??!!!! HOW DARE SHE

AUGUST WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG NIKO

WHAT NAMDNSNS

SHE JUST FOLLOSED MY INSTA

this is so embarrassing i dont even follow her

YOURE SO—

WHY AM I EVEN FRIENDS WITH YOU

idk ):

did u leave her on read

are u ignoring taylor swift to text me rn

no im ifnoeing taykor sekft yo sit in the shower and fhink about my life decisions

are u seriously?

and why tf cant u type well jeez

bc im in the shower thinking about my kife decisions and having a mental breakdown

at 2 am?

sounds fair enough

yup

i love u you idiot GO TEXT TAYLOR SWIFT AND RELL HER I LOVE HER

NO

you know what

you need to post a picture with me and have her see ir and like it and then she'll know i exist

no! now goodbye i need my alone time in the shower :')

dont drown!!

ill try😩😩

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