I don't feel like doing warnings but this includes smut :) Also this includes the sexy thing we call aftercare.

Illumi and hisoka have found out what Pornhub is, it seems their account has blown up a lot.

"Illu?~" The magician questioned

"Yes Hisoka?" The assassin responded in a monotone voice

"What would you do if I leaked our tapes?~"

"Hm....where would you upload them?" Asked the noirette

"Urm....porn...hub?"

Hisoka had just found out what pornhub was, he would usually go on other sites but ever since illumi and his first time.....things changed drastically.

"Pornhub?" Illumi still puzzled questioned

"Yea! They have a lgbt section too!~"

"Eh..okay, but which tape?"

Before hisoka uploaded a random tape illumi made sure to ask.

"Ah! Glad you asked!~" hisoka sang

Hisoka pulled out his phone and opened it, his home screen was a picture of his favorite childhood gum brand and his lock screen was a picture of illumi's nut face. Weird right....well anyways hisoka went into a calculator app that had over 1,000 explicit videos and pictures of illumi and himself. He clicked on one that was added just recently, it was from a week ago.

Hisoka turned off the lamp and told illumi to get under the covers with him, he had also asked illumi to get their Headphones that had 4 buds.

Hisoka plugged them in and raised the volume, making sure to turn off Bluetooth and putting the buds in his ears along with illumi. As they got under the covers he gave Illumi a quick kiss.

Then Hisoka pressed the play button.

-𝑬𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒔 𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒐𝒏 𝒊𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒆𝒙 𝒕𝒂𝒑𝒆-

Hisoka had placed the camera down in a place where you could see everything that was going on but it would be impossible to see the camera. Illumi didn't know that Hisoka was filming him and walked into the room.

"Illumi! Your home!~"

"Huh- oh yea I managed to finish the mission early."

"Hmm~"

Hisoka had breathed on illumis neck slowly, niping it harshly. Illumi had softly moaned and asked why Hisoka was doing this now.

"Well....love I'm currently very horny" Hisoka stated very bluntly

Hisoka had gone down to illumis growing erection and started to palm it slowly.

"M-mh~"

Hisoka then threw illumi onto the bed and pulled him into a heated kiss while undressing both of them.

Once they were fully naked Hisoka started to leave wet kisses along his lover's body, engraving dark purple marks into the noirettes scarred skin.

"Mh!~ ah~!" Illumi still moaning bucked his hips up

Hisoka had already lubed his fingers and entered 3 into illumi all at once.

"AH!~"

Hisoka curled and stretched his fingers making sure illumi screamed every single time Hisoka jabbed a nail into his prostate.

"AGH!~"

Illumi was close to release, but his orgasm was cut short by Hisoka pulling his fingers out and covering the tip of illumis cock.

"MH!~" illumi whimpered at the sensitive touch and loss of friction

Hisoka then used his wet fingers to lube up his member so he wouldn't hurt illumi. The magician then turned illumi onto his stomach, lifting his ass into the air. Illumi had grabbed a pillow and gripped onto it, knowing it would probably hurt him since he didn't have his emotion repressing pins in. Hisoka had then traced illumis rim with the tip of his cock teasing the noirette.

"Ngh~ hiso-ka sto-p"

"Hng~ okay~"

Hisoka then without any warning pounded into illumi starting off with a very fast pace. Making illumi scream.

"AH!~ NHA!~ KYU!~"

"Grr-hn!~" Hisoka had grunted at the tightness and pleasure

Hisoka was roughly thrusting into the noirettes hole while also stroking the noirettes cock.

"GAHH!~"

Illumi was still sensitive from his loss of orgasm and the fact that Hisoka had brought his speed up very highly.

Hisoka had used his bungee gum to bring the phone towards him and used his nen to keep the phone on his head like a go pro. As he started to come near his high he thrusted harshly into illumis sweet spot already knowing where it was.

"NYAH!~"

The magician shocked at the new noise illumi made spread the younger's ass to see if he could go deeper and hear that noise again.

"AGH!~ NYAH!~"

Illumi was a wreck, tears in his eye lashes and his nose dripping while saliva slipped down his mouth, his eyes were rolled back and his face was flushed.

Little did Hisoka know that he had reached into illumis colon, thrusting directly into illumis sigmoid colon.

"GAH!!!~"

With that illumi had come harshly into their sheets feeling hot liquid cover his walls. The camera captured cum goo out of illumis hole after Hisoka pulled out quickly. Hisoka then caught illumi as he almost collapsed face first into the bed.

Hisoka, not stopping the video, gave the half awake illumi praises as he carried the noirette to the bathroom. Hisoka then wiped illumis tears and turned the tub on.

-𝒆𝒏𝒅 𝒐𝒇 𝒄𝒍𝒊𝒑-

-𝒏𝒆𝒙𝒕 𝒄𝒍𝒊𝒑-

Hisoka had then dressed illumi and himself, since he had washed them both off camera, putting illumi on the bed and getting an ice pack with a towel around it to cool illumi down even more. Padding the ice all over illumi he then gave illumi more praises and ended the video with a kiss on illumis forehead.

-𝑬𝒏𝒅 𝒐𝒇 𝑺𝒆𝒙 𝒕𝒂𝒑𝒆+ 𝒂𝒇𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒆-

Hisoka had then taken his earbuds out as did illumi and turned on the light.

"So illu~ That one!" The magician sang

"Okay" illumi stated not caring about how he was filmed without permission

"YAY!~" Hisoka hugged illumi

The older one then made an account and uploaded the video onto pornhub. Naming the video:

"𝑺𝒖𝒓𝒑𝒓𝒊𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒃𝒐𝒚𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅 𝒂𝒇𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒂 𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒈 𝒅𝒂𝒚 𝒐𝒇 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒌".

-𝑬𝒙𝒕𝒓𝒂-

Killua was scrolling through adult sites when pornhub caught his eye. He clicked on it and started scrolling through the videos, he didn't find any interesting ones so he went onto pornhub gay. The first one there he clicked on.

-𝑭𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒔 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒗𝒊𝒅𝒆𝒐-

"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!!!!!" Killua screamed while throwing his already broken phone across the damn room and out the open window

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I didn't feel like posting- sorry bbys

I hope you forgive me all, I've had writers block.

I've also been going through a crisis with the people that won't stop talking in my head about how they want to get railed so much.

𝑯𝒐𝒑𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒆𝒏𝒋𝒐𝒚𝒆𝒅

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