*𝑻𝑯𝑰𝑺 𝑰𝑵𝑪𝑳𝑼𝑫𝑬𝑺*

𝑴𝒑𝒓𝒆𝒈

𝑪𝒓𝒚𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑪𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒏

𝑪𝒖𝒓𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒈

𝑺𝒍𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒏𝒖𝒅𝒊𝒕𝒚

Hisoka woke up to the sweet smell of black licorice, his nose was caught up in the young noirette's hair below him, trying not to wake the younger he slowly got out of bed quickly realizing from the cold air that hit his skin he was nude. Knowing that, he tiptoed to the huge walk-in closet in his house and slipped on a pink silk robe, soon walking to the kitchen to make food for his soon to be family. You read that right, Illumi was currently 7 months pregnant glued to the bed by his heightened hormones. Also let me tell you the baby bump is mad cute.

After 10 minutes Hisoka had finished cooking and was walking back to wake his husband up, whispering softly Hisoka had woke illumi up

"Babs~ it's time to wake up"

"Mmmmmgggggghhhhh t-ten more hours,Kay"

With a slightly shocked expression Hisoka whispered again

"Baby~ I made your favorite~"

And with that it was all the grudge needed to shoot out of his little attitude....

ahem....

And with that it was all illumi needed to shoot out of his little attitude, having Hisoka help him stand he realized he was nude and quickly grasped onto Hisoka shivering from the coldness of his sensitive body. The clown...Magician felt illumi shivering and picked him up bridal style covering illumi in his warmth, taking him to the same walk-in closet and getting the noirette dressed in a black silk maternity gown. Picking the younger up again Hisoka walked to the door that leads into the living room, as Hisoka walked into the kitchen illumi was hit with a strong smell of strawberries, fresh waffles, syrup, and eggs. Due to the younger's current condition he probably had cravings for a whole buffet but as you know he would definitely not finish it due to his small figure.

"I-is all that for me?...."

"Of course illu-baby~"

Illumi started to tear up as Hisoka put him down on the counter

"Th-thank you soka"

"Anytime for you my love's"

Hisoka then placed a tiny kiss on Illumi's bump and gave his husband his breakfast along with a fork,drying his tears as well. As illumi ate his breakfast hisoka served himself, looking up once in a while to see if illumi was going to throw up due to his morning sickness, gladly the noirette was doing pretty well. Hisoka had finished and washed his dishes, as then illumi poked hisoka in the back with his foot and shoved his plate into the elders chest. Hisoka was slightly startled by this,this was a new thing Illumi was doing.

"Wash my plate please"

Hisoka then replied with an okay and went to wash the plate that was shoved at him, once he was finished he went to pick up illumi wrapping his lovers legs around his waist.

(𝑰𝒍𝒍𝒖𝒎𝒊𝒔 𝑷𝑶𝑽)

I held onto hisoka's neck trying not to throw up but that didn't work out so right before I puked I had to tell hisoka.

"Hisoka...."

"Yes illu-Chan?~"

"..."

"Illu-baby?~....wait- do you"

"Mhm.."

"Oh- god oh okay hold it okay baby"

"Mkay...."

Hisoka had slowly carried me to the bathroom trying not to shake me too much, once we got there he pulled out a soft mat for my knees and held my hair up in a ponytail, and as soon as he did that I started to throw up. The food I had just eaten came back up my throat, it hurt. It really started to burn to the point it felt like I was puking out my guts. My eyes started to water, I stopped at one point but accidentally looked at what I had thrown up and gagged at the sight, I had started to puke again. Once I finally stopped I felt better, so much better.

"Baby are you done?"

"Mhm.."

"Well since we're already like this let's take a shower okay"

"Okay"

As I flushed the toilet hisoka helped me stand up and helped me take off my gown. Hisoka undid his robe and turned on the bath for us, I turned on the sink and washed the remains of my breakfast off my face. Hisoka then gave me a gesture as I turned off the sink, saying that the bath was ready, surprisingly our tub was really big. As I got into the bath with hisoka behind me I felt relaxed, I've been feeling a lot of things lately I'm more sensitive to things. I slightly jumped as I felt a caress against my stomach, it was hisoka, I seemed like he was checking for any movement. Speaking of movement our sex life has gotten nowhere, he has refused to make any moves on me since I have gotten pregnant, why you may ask because he thinks his dick is long enough to reach into my stomach and hurt the baby. I mean it's cute he's being gentle but I don't want to keep him pent up until after the birth, then I really won't be able to walk. But I guess I'll just enjoy this side of him. It's calming.

(𝑻𝒊𝒎𝒆 𝒔𝒌𝒊𝒑)

𝑶𝒌𝒂𝒚 𝒔𝒐 𝒉𝒐𝒘 𝒂𝒎 𝒊 𝒅𝒐𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒔𝒐 𝒇𝒂𝒓????

𝑷𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒆 𝒇𝒆𝒆𝒍 𝒇𝒓𝒆𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒄𝒐𝒓𝒓𝒆𝒄𝒕 𝒂𝒏𝒚 𝒐𝒇 𝒎𝒚 𝒎𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒌𝒆𝒔 😅

𝑰𝒎 𝒄𝒖𝒓𝒓𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒍𝒚 𝒊𝒏 𝒎𝒂𝒕𝒉 𝒄𝒍𝒂𝒔𝒔 𝒓𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒊 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒌 𝒊𝒕𝒔.....11:29 𝒂𝒎

𝑾𝒆𝒍𝒑 𝒍𝒆𝒕𝒔 𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒖𝒆 𝒊𝒏 𝑰𝒍𝒍𝒖𝒎𝒊𝒔 𝑷𝑶𝑽

It was 1:02 in the afternoon and me and hisoka had just gotten dressed to go out for the first time together since my bump started showing. We haven't really told anyone about our situation and I mean like anyone.....oh well. I mean we told that old lay-Oreo doctor guy, just because he gives us free ultrasound's and checkups only if we left the little love birds alone. We hadn't told my parents just because of what they would do to our child....I don't want the same thing to happen to them that happened to me. Hisoka and I will raise our child to be an assassin but we would 𝑵𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑹 hurt them.

Hisoka and I were wearing similar outfits, I'm wearing a black shirt with white stripes on it, a black skirt and a belt with a chain on it but I bought a bigger belt to fit around my bump. I was also wearing tights and black thigh high socks along with a jean jacket. (𝒚𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒑𝒊𝒄𝒌 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒆𝒔) My hair was also in a high messy bun with 2 strands down by my ears. While hisoka was wearing a black hoodie, black jeans with straps on it along with a chain as well and he 𝑭𝑰𝑵𝑨𝑳𝑳𝒀 put his hair down. He had white shoes along with it.

We were thinking of going to the spider's hangout...eh-...let's go.

"Soka?"

"Hm? Yes babs~"

"Can we go to the spiders hangout?" I questioned as we walked out the door

"Hmm..Sure!~ Do you want to tell them!~"

".....Hisoka..." I looked down at my pretty obvious baby bump

Hisoka looked with me

"....oh- Well then!~ It will be Very easy to tell them then!!~" hisoka exclaimed with excitement , once in a blue moon I was actually wondering what he was thinking....this is one of those times.

We were walking for 2 hours which was actually pretty good exercise for hisoka and I, once we finally made it Hisoka walked in first while I was behind him, you couldn't really see my stomach from the angle I was standing behind him at. Hisoka suddenly stopped and tensed up, wondering what he was doing. I peered over his shoulder, shocked at what I see. Gon was there being held down by feitan and Killua was there as well being held by another member of the phantom troupe.

𝑻𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒊𝒔 𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂𝒇𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒖𝒌𝒂 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒍𝒆𝒅 𝒈𝒐𝒏, 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒃𝒊𝒓𝒅𝒔 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒄𝒂𝒑𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒆𝒅 𝒍𝒖𝒓𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒅 𝒂𝒈𝒂𝒊𝒏.

(3𝒓𝒅 𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒐𝒏 𝑷𝑶𝑽)

"What's going on here?..." the bug eyed male muttered slowly stepping out from behind hisoka letting his messy bun fall out and holding the bottom of his baby bump, his hair length now around his thighs.

"ILLUMI?!" Everyone exclaimed even chrollo the chill holy wannabe

"Hm...? Why is my brother and his friend in your grasp?..."

"Kid's in lurk in spider house" feitan managed to say with the amount of blood lust that came from illumi and quickly let go of gon

"Oh...well get your hands off my brother (you guys can insert a random name here).

The troupe member let go of killua pushing him into illumi, slight pressure forming in illumi's stomach as he felt a kick for the child inside him. Moving Killua to the side so the baby wasn't uncomfortable. Killua moved to the side quickly as he was confused on why illumi was caring for gon and most importantly of the huge bump in his stomach, Killua then used his god speed to get gon and head to the exit but before he could go any further something was pulling him back, it was bungee gum, he then had realized that he bumped into hisoka while moving away from his older brother. Killua decided it was best to obey his brother and that clown just so he wouldn't get into any more trouble.

Illumi and hisoka brought gon and killua back to their house making sure to take a route killua wouldn't recognize and tell their parents about, not that killua would see them again anyway. Gon was covered in scratches and bruises so illumi went to patch him up giving him a pair of clothes while he was at it. Since gon felt welcomed he let illumi help him and as illumi left he changed into the clothes illumi gave him, they were really big on him but he didn't mind. He came out of the bathroom in a black oversized hoodie and blue baggy sweatpants, and Killua started blushing at how cute Gon looked but still struggling to get out of hisoka's bungee cum.....gum. Illumi threw hisoka a glare to let Killua go and he did.

"G-gon"

"Killua? Why is your face red? Do you have a fever?" Gon asked oblivious to the fact that killua was blushing

"E-eh No! BAKA!"

Illumi went to change with hisoka as the two little ones were bickering back and forth, hisoka wearing pink sweats and a white shirt with no makeup, and illumi wearing a oversized pink hoodie with black shorts and his hair in a high ponytail.

"Killua" the bug eyed male muttered

"What?!"

"Uwahhh~ killuaaaa don't be like that to your brotherrrr" gon yelled

"Hmph....Baka.."

"Killuaaa please~" gon gave killua puppy eyes

"Uh- f-fine but d-don't do that it's embarrassing"

Illumi slightly smiled at that, hisoka gasped softly so he wouldn't break the moment, gon looked at hisoka to see why he stopped moving, silently following his gaze he saw what hisoka saw and gasped as well looking back at killua quickly.

*snap*

The moment was ruined. Hisoka's clown ass had taken a photo with the ringer on.

Illumi heard that and gasped when he realized, softly tackling hisoka to the ground lightly punching and yelling at him.

"Y-YOU STUPID CLOWN!!! D-DELETE THAT!"

Let's just say things were chaotic, hisoka was crying, killua was laughing with gon, and illumi was flustered yelling at hisoka saying things like..

"MY CHILD IS GONNA GET MY GOOD LOOKS INSTEAD OF YOUR UGLY ONES!!"

"GO TO HELL WITH YOUR CLOWN SHIT!"

"DELETE THAT OR I'LL SEND YOUR ASS TO A CIRCUS"

"YOUR BUNGEE GUM TASTES LIKE DOG SHIT!!"

That was only a quarter of the things the pregnant noirette said until he had to throw up leaving the crying clown to comfort him.

Killua and gon stopped laughing, they had passed out from lack of oxygen.

𝑻𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒌 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒊 𝒎𝒂𝒅𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒆𝒙𝒕𝒓𝒂 𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒈 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒂𝒍𝒍 ❤️🌚🥀

𝑰𝒎 𝒈𝒐𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒐 𝒃𝒆 𝒐𝒇𝒇 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒂 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒑𝒍𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒅𝒂𝒚𝒔 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒃𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝒍𝒆𝒔𝒔!

𝑰𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒂 𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒕 𝒕𝒘𝒐 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒆 😊✨

𝑩𝒀𝑬𝑬𝑬!!!!!🌚💅✨🙏🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐

𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒊𝒔 𝒄𝒖𝒓𝒓𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒍𝒚 1925 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒅𝒔

....𝒚𝒂𝒍𝒍- 𝒊𝒕𝒔 8:23 𝒑𝒎 𝒓𝒏