"Wake up, birthday boy!"

"Not even when it's your girlfriend waking you up?"

"Not even when I brought you a cake?"

"Yeah, I can totally feel the love, Kevin."

"You're such a kid! Here it is, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KEVIN!"

"What happened?"

"It's a spider and it's on your birthday cake because I ordered a spider themed birthday cake!"

"I do! It's so unique! And it's not like the spider's real, it's made of fondant!"

"Nah. What'd be the fun in that? Now, let's cut the cake!"

"Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you! Happy birthday dear-"

"Yeah?"

"It's moving?"

"AHHHH!!!"