"Kevin!"

"Have I ever told you that you're the most amazing boyfriend to have ever graced earth with your presence?"

"*gasp* How couldn't I? Well, I'm telling you now! You're the most amazing boyfriend on earth, Kevin."

"I even brought you something! Look!"

that

"You wound me, Kevin! Can't I simply show my affection towards my amazing boyfriend, randomly?"

"Alright, I get it! Fine! I need a tiny favor from you."

"Microscopic tiny. It's so tiny that even an ant would look gigantic in front of it."

"So, the thing is... Actually I want... You know.."

"I WANT YOU TO MEET TO MY PARENTS!"

"It's not."

"I'm serious!"

"..."

"Thank you, thank you, thank you! You're the best, Kevin!"

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