"Are you kidding me?! We already walked for like ten freaking miles! How much do we still have to walk?"

"We walked only one and a half mile?! I think I'm going to faint. Oh, Kevin, please save me!"

"You're supposed to come to my rescue when I say something like that instead of glaring at me."

"But you can't blame me. This mountain is so high! Can't we just stop here and see the sunset from here. It's a great view."

"But I'm so tired and you're not even sweating. That's so unfair."

"I'M COMING!"

After one more mile.

"Kevin, I really can't walk more. I'd die if I did. Pease, let's just stop here."

"I'm not overacting, Kevin. I'm actually tired this time."

"It's still perfect."

"What are you doing?"

"You can't be serious."

Half an hour later..

"Wow, this is so beautiful! This is definitely a perfect date!"

"What?"

"Oh, my God! How did you arrange it?"

"Wow. Thank you so much, Kevin!"

"To us."

"I want to stay here forever."

"Next time, we're renting a horse."