Only underlined - Char

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"Are we gonna go inside or what?"

"That's the understatement of the century."

"If you wouldn't have been so keen on playing statue then the outcome would have been different!... I'm just saying! Stop burning holes with your eyes in my head!"

"Oops! Take your time. *starts whistling*"

"Can we go now?"

"Too bad, we haven't got all day. Now move your ass."

"Funny. Now would you move or do you need another kick?"

"Finally!"

"I get that but why is the girl behind the counter looking at you like she wants your head to be served as her dinner?"

"She's hot, man!"

"NO! You don't know where Ashton lives and her number is switched off too. She is the only one that can be of any help. Go and ask her about Ashton!"

crazy?

"Dude, you're exaggerating. She looks harmless to me."

"I'll go and talk to her."

"Hey, sweetheart"

"Hello kid! Oh, douchebag's here too!"

"Excuse me! I'm seventeen and I'll be eighteen soon!"

"I'm nineteen. Big deal? You're still a kid."

"I bet you like young guys, huh?"

"I'm not a pedophile. And drop that smirk, it doesn't suit your baby face."

"For your information, I look like an Abercombie model with beard."

"For your information, you really need to get your eyes checked."

"RUDE!"

"Never said I wasn't."

"Why are you here in the first place, douchebag? Wasn't the humiliation you caused my friend yesterday, enough?"

"She called in sick today and even if she was here I won't let you meet her. I'm not repeating the same mistake again."

"I have her aunt's address. But keep one thing in mind. You hurt her again and I won't think twice before decapitating you with the knife I and A keep in the back room."

"Here."

"She is so rude! Though she's still hot!"

"..."