"Good even-"

"Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed. Why so grumpy today? Didn't get your candy?"

"I can tell. Now, tell me what got you in such a sour mood?"

"Last time I checked, you weren't my boss so I'd definitely ask! WHAT HAPPENED?"

"Dude, I didn't get a single word out of your mumble. I don't have super hearing!"

"What? How?"

"..."

"How on earth did you set fire by cooking RICE? That's so..unusual!"

"What did you add in the cooker for cooking rice?"

"I meant what else did you add other than rice."

"OH, MY GOD! I can't believe this! Of course, you won't!"

"YES, YOU BIG IDIOT! You have to add water if you want to cook rice!"

"YOU JUST ARE!"

"If I were your mom, I would put a large sign saying 'ENTRY PROHIBITED' outside the kitchen!"

"No, it's not! It's a necessary security measure!"