How can I help you, Sir?

For me?

Who sent it?

There is no name to who it has to be delivered, either. How do you know it's for me?"

Well, that's strange.

Why are you staring at me like that?

It's a gift from my grandma and I like wearing it all the time. You've got a problem with that?

Good. Is there anything else you need my help with?

Okay then, bye.

Why do I smell something fishy?