"Good evening! I'm-"

"I've a beating heart and functioning lungs. So as far as I know, I'm very much alive. Thank you."

"Ooh, I'm scared! Can you feel it? I'm shivering from fear!"

"She is such a sweet and humble lady, unlike some people I know. *cough*Grandson*cough*"

"Let's just say, your Gran loves to talk about you. When I told her that I was your friend and asked her to tell me about you she complained that you never eat her handmade cabbage rolls. So I told her that you do that only to annoy her while you secretly love them."

"Because I'm awesome like that! And when she told me that you were visiting her today, it was the cherry on the top."

"hehehe. So how were the cabbage rolls, huh?"

"Newsflash! You can't because you can't kill me through the phone. Ha!"

"You're bluffing! You don't even know where the Café is."

"But you've never seen me so you won't know who am I!"

"Then I won't speak at all!"

"Well, shit!"

"JUNE! I'm leaving early, today! THERE IS AN ASSASSIN AFTER MY LIFE!"

"What are you saying?"

"Hunt down this customer if I don't show up tomorrow!"

"Take that, loser! Have a nice time finding me!"

*beep beep*