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"Good evening! I'm speaking from Sip Coffee Nation! What can I serve you today?"
"I've been expecting-"
"Dude, take a chill pill! I appreciate having my ears intact!"
"Fine. I won't but only because I've a feeling that I'm gonna be very happy at the end of this phone call."
"So, what is it? Your third call today? What's the reason, huh?"
"Oh, I know, alright? Just want to hear you say it!"
"Oh, yeah? Well then, you're not getting what you want either!"
"heh. I get that a lot. Nothing new."
"Now, go ahead and say it."
"I'm waitingggg!"
"What did you say? Sorry, I didn't quite catch it since you're mumbling."
"Whoa, no need to be hostile. Speak nicely and I might place your order."
"Now that's what I'm talking about! Since I'm such a nice person, I'll place your order. Do you want it delivered at the same address?"
"Do you want a red chilli smoothie to be delivered to your house instead? No? Then turn down that sarcasm."
"*Gasp* Oh My God! I don't like you either! Isn't that amazing?"
"So, you called today. That means.."
"I WON THE BET! I won the bet!!! I won-"
"RUDE! Oh well, I'll still rub it in your face tomorrow!"
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Ouran Host Club Imagines/oneshots
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