《Life With Creepypastas》44 ⦻ Killer Family Night
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"Prepare for TROUBLE~!"
"Make that DOUBLE!"
...What the hell?
I look up and see Kagekao and Former standing on top of the kitchen counter looking down at me with their arms crossed.
"To launch the world into devastation!"
"To cause rifts upon people in every nation!"
"To spread the evils of lies and hate!"
"To pledge our loyalty to Slender the Great!"
Kagekao stretches his arm out and shouts, "KAGEKAO!!"
Former does the same, "FORMER!!"
Kagekao places his hand on his chest, "Team MENACE causing havoc at the speed of light!"
Former points at me, "Surrender now or prepare to DIE!"
I see a unwilling looking Grinny Cat hop on the counter behind them and meow weakly at me,
"Neko-san, you're supposed to say it with more enthusiasm!"
I look at the two unamused, "What do you want, 'Team Annoying'?"
Former looks over at Kagekao and whispers, "What were Kagekao and Former supposed to ask (Y/N) again...?"
"Humu...I don't remember...I really just wanted to try out our new and totally not ripped off motto..."
I glare at them for a long time before getting up and picking them both up off the counter and putting them on the ground. Funny for me, considering they're both (taller than/shorter than) me. "Go be strange somewhere else," I tell them, then I reach over and take Grinny in my arms.
Grinny meowed, rubbing his head against me. "Aww, well what are Former and Kagekao supposed to do now?" Former tilted his head at me. "Why're you asking me? Don't you two always come up with crazy shit that turns the mansion upside down?"
"(Y/N)'s right!" Kagekao suddenly exclaimed, clapping his hands together. "And you know what? I've got a perfect idea..."
Kagekao then grabbed my hands and his mask formed some sort of weird excited smile thing.
"Killer movie night!!!"
"Uhhhh..."
"Good idea Kage-san!"
I shook my head, "I doubt many pastas would agree with that idea, Kagekao."
Kagekao turned and called out to SplendorMan who was just conveniently passing by. "Splendor-sama! Eiga no yoru ni tsuite do omoimasuka???" [Whatcha think about a movie night, Splendor?]
I have no idea what Kagekao said (unless you do) but Splendor reacted to his question by stopping in his tracks and slapping his hands against his cheeks. "SUBARASHI aideada to omoimasu, Kagesan!!! :D" [I think that's a WONDERFUL idea, Kagekao!!! :D]
Suddenly, Splendor spawned a bunch of papers that were drenched in sparkles and glitter and screed, "I'll just place these invitations to a super duper amazing family night sleepover under everyone's door and everyone that wants to come will come!"
His face then got kinda ...dark
"And everyone that doesn't come will still be teleported downstairs anyways thanks to these magical papers! When they touch the paper, they'll have no choice but to show up....!"
His face went back to normal and he skipped off carrying the papers in his hand. I however, watched Splendor leave, dumbfounded. "Kagekao, why would you do that. I hate being forced to participate in things..." I eventually mutter.
"Stop being a bore (Y/N)-sama, it'll be fun," Kagekao scowled at me, "trust me, when the nights over you'll be thanking me for coming up with this whole idea."
"I doubt that. Not with these other smooth-brains living here..."
"Hey..." Former glared at me. Grinny grumped, going back to stuffing his face in my arms.
"Well fine, you two have fun hiding in your rooms all night being boring and missing out on all the fun," Kagekao scoffed, beginning to walk off, "oh wait...you won't have a choice thanks to Splendor! Kekekeke!"
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With that, both he and his dumb blue sidekick took off. "TEAM MENACE IS DASHING OFF AGAIN!!!"
I will never understand Kagekao and Former.
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In my room hanging out as per usual. Vix randomly shows up uninvited, even though I left the door locked...
"Ok (Y/N), so you know how I have white hair and all."
"...Yes?"
Vix crooked her head a bit then continued in a dead serious tone, "You maybe wanna be the Walker to my Grandma~?"
She did finger guns at me.
I glared at her for a long time in silence. Then pointed at the door to my room, "Get out."
"Ok."
Vix turned and left. Just as I was about to get up and close the door, Vix came back again, "oh yeah Splendonald-Trump is forcing everyone to gather downstairs for some weird family night thing. I'd hide but you know...every time I try to escape I get teleported back."
She then walked off again and I sighed heavily, realizing I forgot all about the family night thing.
There's too many people in the mansion to remember I of all people exist, right?
Maybe if I just don't show up at all considering I didn't interact with the invitation I'd-
My door suddenly slammed open AGAIN and there standing was Puppeteer and Lost Silver, my best buds dressed in some ...night clothes. Haha, killers wearing funny pajamas... Before I could comment, golden strings wrapped around my wrists. "If we're going to suffer, you're going to as well," Puppeteer stated, beginning to pull me towards them.
"No. NOOOO!!!" I yell, now being forcibly dragged out of my room against my will. "Come on (Y/N), it'll be more fun if it's the three of us together..." Lost Silver murmured, looking at me nervously. "But I hate being forced to participate in social gatherings..." I whined.
"So do we."
No matter how much I protested, Puppeteer and Lost Silver drag me downstairs anyways.
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Downstairs, most everyone was gathered around in the living room, either hanging out on the couch or scattered on the floor around it. Everyone was wearing their pajamas and I don't fully know why but it was just funny to me, seeing them all decked out in night clothes, especially seeing Jeff and BEN walking around in their...pfft... little matching duck pajamas... Some of the killers brought huge blankets to cover themselves with as well as their companions. It was basically looking like one gigantic killer slumber party.
"Oh no, I forgot to get a blanket...one that the three of us could share..." Lost Silver said as we approached the living room. "Don't worry about it, I'll get one," Puppeteer said, releasing me from the strings. Once Puppet turned to head back to the stairs, I stand there deciding wether I should make a run for it or force myself to relax and join the others in our "family night".
...Eh, why not. Plus Lost Silver and Puppeteer actually want me around...this would've never happened for me outside of the mansion so I may as well enjoy actually being liked, I guess. Lost Silver was watching me silently in his cloud pajamas as if I were going to run away and leave him. I smile at him and clamp my hand on his head, giving him a friendly ruffle and he breaks out into a smile, stiffling a small laugh. "Don't worry bud, I'll stay for your sake."
"But (Y/N)...arent you going to change into pajamas like everyone else?"
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"Oh...oh yeah, forgot. I ought to go ask Trendier for something special for tonight."
"Okay. I'll wait for you and Puppeteer here."
I salute Silver before heading en route to the Slender Hall. Just as I enter the hall, I see the Broomstick Bros. walking down together, all dressed in night clothes just like everyone else. "Wow. Even you guys?" I chuckle, glaring at them. "Well um...Splendor is making us participate so um...yeah..." Steven murmured, looking nervous in his oversized blue long sleeved shirt and pants. "Splendor is ridiculous, really. Not everyone has time to be fooling around like children having pathetic slumber parties. It's a waste of resources just to have the whole thing!" Spender scowled despite wearing yellow pajamas with money patterns on them. "Both you and Slender are such killjoys. Why can't you two have fun once in your life?" Offender questioned; I'm not going to begin to describe what he was wearing. "I agree with Spender slightly...isn't this a bit much?" Tender asked; he was wearing...pajamas that imitated a butler's uniform. Go figure.
Lastly, I see Trender approaching with them and so I strode up to him. He was wearing green cheetah patterned night clothes with a sleep mask over his head. What does he need that for again...?
"Trender, I need some cool night clothes for the night. Think you can help me out?" I ask him, trying not to laugh at his tacky sleepy mask.
"Think I can? You already know I can, (Y/N). Come with me," He responded, motioning for me to follow him and he turned leading me past his brothers and back to his room.
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I step out of Trender's room after a while wearing (type of night clothes).
"Thanks Trenders," I say, giving Trender finger guns as he steps out of the room with me. "Always here to help with any fashion needs dearest (Y/N)!" He bowed slightly and together we head out to the living room.
Back in the living room, I spot Puppeteer and Lost Silver sitting somewhere within the crowd so I try to ignore everyone else being all rowdy to get to them. I pass by Jeff and BEN and stop to smirk at them in their duck pajamas. "Guess with that getup you two'll be waking up at the quack of dawn," I snicker. They both glared at me and Jeff scowled, "That's so cheesy as hell (Y/N), shut up why don't you?"
"Gee Jeff what's with the quackitude?"
"Take your dad jokes and get lost," BEN grumbled, starting to get annoyed. However Jane looks at me and holds up her hand and high-fives me for pissing them off.
I walk off and stop by Kagekao who was just talking with Sadie who was sitting in his lap and Former who was next to them completely wrapped up in his own blanket. "Look what you caused. Now even the introverts have to suffer," I scoffed at him, although I myself was an (intro/ambi/extro). "You think that's my problem?" Kagekao chuckled, "I didn't tell Splendor-san to force everyone to join! I merely suggested the idea~"
"Awww, I think it was a great idea Kage,," Sadie smiled at him and hugged his neck tightly. "Former does too. Now Former has an excuse to stay up all night," Former added. I rolled my eyes and them and stepped over more people.
I finally reach Puppeteer and Silver and casually sit between the two. I see Lulu was also sitting on the other side of Puppeteer as well, and Puppeteer explained that she wanted to hang out with us, so I smile at her. "Um, I like your clothes, (Y/N)," Silver complimented my new night clothes.
"Thanks Silv," I responded, lightly punching his shoulder. Puppeteer unfurled a huge blanket and threw it over me, Silver, and Lulu so the four of us could huddle together beneath it. I look around at all the other pastas and see that some of them had brought different types of snacks and drinks with them. If I had known I'd actually end up stuck in this thing I might've went grocery stealing earlier....maybe I'll just "borrow" some snacks from Glitchy's ridiculous pile sitting around him and Zero.
I notice everyone is busy chatting with each other and making a mess and whatnot except me and Puppeteer, Lost Silver, and Lulu. I'm about to try and start a conversation with the three when it feels like someone's presence approaching me from behind and then I feel hands clamp around my shoulders. I look around to see Laughing Jack standing there grinning at me. The clown's got on a plain white t-shirt and black and white striped pants for his night clothes. Honestly, didn't even know he ever changed.
"Does you fellows mind if I join you?" He asked, sounding a bit unsure though. "Sure, of course LJ," I respond, scotching over and making room for him between me and Puppeteer.
LJ chuckled and quickly sat down, seeming really glad to join us. Puppeteer looks a bit confused or upset, I dunno, but he just turns and ignores LJ. Lost Silver looks at LJ and gives him a small smile, same with Lulu. "How come you chose to sit around with us?" I asked the clown. "Wellllll no one else usually wants me around, heheh, so I thought, mayhaps the Walker would be much kinder to me? Seems I was right, hehehe!"
I glare at him for a bit before grinning and patting his head, "Strange clown man."
Splendor's loud voice suddenly rung out throughout the living room and we all turn to see the tall man striding in all decked out in his painfully bright multi-colored polkadot onesie with an attached hood that was flipped over his head. "Yay, you're all here!" He shouted, clapping his hands together. "Now the fun can begin. Would you all like to start with movies or games??"
I was about to say neither just to be the stupid debbie downer in the room but it would've been drowned out by the multitude of different responses. "Hmmm...Movies it is!" Splendor finally decided, "What should we watch first, any suggestions?"
"Halloween!" Zero shouted out immediately.
"I already brought The Conjuring..." Painter muttered, holding up the movie in his hand.
"Nightmare on Elm Street!" Sully suggested.
"Nah let's watch Excorsist," Hoodie suggested.
"It's gotta be Hellraiser first," Glitchy scoffed through a mouthful of chips.
"Pleaseeee can we watch It?" Nina pleaded.
There were more movie suggestions...
Jane wanted Scream...
Toby wanted The Shining...
BEN wanted Ring...
Ann suggested Texas Chainsaw...
ClockWork suggested Carrie...
Jeff pleaded for Saw...
Basically everyone pitched a horror movie.
The suggestions continued on until Splendor finally decided to accept Sally's decision of some My Little Pony movie... most of the mansions inhabitants groaned in dismay, but both Splendor and Sally were hyped.
Meanwhile, there was me who didn't care what we watched. I just like actually having a group of friends for once of my life, and though they may be the least normal looking group, they were the best group.
Splendor smiled, throwing down a huge bean bag on the ground and flopping into it like a little child. He then took out the remote and browsed the TV apps till he got to the movie Sally wanted to watch.
When the movie started, most of the others tuned out and went into gorging their snacks, cuddling with one another, or just talking.
I resorted to watching the movie and allowed Silver to fall asleep on me like he often does. LJ was basically just stuffing himself with candies and kept asking me if I wanted some. Puppeteer and Lulu just spoke with each other.
At one point I was finding myself dozing off but then I get a tap on my shoulder. I look around myself seeing Zero smirking at me. "Movies' lame. Wanna build a huge fort?"
"Heck yeah. But how're we gonna do it?"
"Don't worry about it, I already have a whole blueprint for this thing. Come with me."
Zero then sneaks away, careful not to trip on other Creepypastas who were laying around. I slowly move Silver from my shoulder and lay him gently on the ground, covering him with more of the blanket, before getting up and following where Zero went.
Zero leads me to what looks like a small fort built out of pillows and blankets that she must've set up behind the huge couch. It actually looked pretty cool.
"Looks like you've already got the job done,"
I commented. "Are you kidding? This is just a prototype-the final thing is going to be much bigger than this. We're gonna take over the living room!" Zero whispered, walking inside.
I follow her in and of course see Glitchy huddled in there, along with Toby, Cody, Liu, Rogue, and to my surprise
"EJ??" I glared at the masked pasta and he looks up at me. "Anything's better than My Little Pony," He scoffed. "Don't let Sal hear that," Liu smirked. "Alright folks listen up. We want this fort to be huge and intrusive. So much so that it'll be like a big city in the living room!" Zero explained.
"City?" I questioned. "Yeah, it's gotta be huge, and we're gonna add stuff to make it kinda like a village," Glitchy said. "Honestly sounds fun...even-n though everyone except you two are ad-adults here, heh..." Toby laughed nervously. "Who cares, at least your guys aren't boring," Zero responded. "Alright, so I've got this blueprint here, stole it from Kagekao's room, and this is what we're gonna do."
She unfurled a rolled up paper that displayed the living room decked out in pillows and blankets and it looked like a humongous fort with a really neat inside. "Could we actually p-pull this off?" Toby asked. "If we work together, then hell yeah," Zero responded confidently.
"I'm in, let's do it," Rogue put her hand out. Zero slapped her hand on top, then Glitchy, then Toby, Liu, EJ, Cody, and finally me.
"On the count of three..." Zero grinned.
"One...two...thr-"
"Fortnite!" Glitchy shouted, throwing up his hands. Everyone glared at him and he frowned, "what??? It's a fort...and it's night...get it???"
"Yeah and this is why you have no friends here besides me," Zero scoffed, getting up. "Alright gang, now that that's done, let's get to work!"
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Me and the few others started working on building the huge fort. We were able to get a few donations of blankets from the other Creepypastas and add them to the structure. We took lamp stands, couch pillows, hat racks, and other items according to the blueprint and put them in place. We managed to created separate rooms within the fort the larger and larger we expanded. We got some of the Creepypastas to move, and if they refused we just built around them. No one really protested, so everything went fine.
After working for what I'm pretty sure was more than an hour, I find myself crawling out through one of the doorway's we had made and step back to take a look at the fort.
Well, I couldn't see much of it because the thing was HUGE and taking up the whole living room. Some of the other killers had stood outside the building and were now watching the fort in awe as well.
"You guys really did all this??" Lazari questioned, her voice shaking with excitement. "Why didn't you ask me to help build? This looks epic!" BEN gasped. "Oh my gosh...we should play city in here!" Sally squealed. "Told ya," Zero said, glancing at me.
Zero then confronted the others to explain the fort, "Alright, those of you playing with us, we created a ton of rooms inside the fort so you can pretend a room is your house, and some rooms are bigger which will act as a grocery store, gym, school, movie theatre, you get the point."
Judge Angels raised her hand, "Movie theatre? How on earth did you guys create something this big?"
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