Kagekao's p. o. v.

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I'm bored.

Today's a great day for some mischief! Kekekekeke!

(Y/N)'s p. o. v.

Something deep down tells me that today would be a great day to ask Slender for a vacation and get as far away from the mansion as possible, but I just shrug it off because honestly, I get that feeling more than often.

So instead, I find myself playing Candy Land with LJ.

"Eh, (Y/N)? Yer going to take ye turn, right?" LJ's voice snaps me out of my thoughts, and I blink as I return my focus to the board in-front of us. "Ah yes. Sorry. Uhhhh...."

I hesitantly reach and pick up a card. I got a green space. I sigh and move my pawn one block ahead. LJ laughs annoyingly and picks up his card. By the look on his face, I can tell he's once again got some sort of OP card...

"I get to move to the ice cream! Hehehehe!"

"Yes. For the fifth time. Yipee."

LJ smiled widely as he moves his pawn to the ice cream space; he's only a few spaces away from winning. The clown glances at me and his smile sort of falters. "Are ya getting bored? Do ye not want to play with me anymore? Or are ye mad because I'm winning? Hehe..."

"No I'm alright. It's fun spending time with you."

"R-Really?"

LJ seems genuinely moved by my response, and it kinda throws me off. "Heh, no one here really likes hanging out with me much...I'm glad to know you feel differently, heheh!"

I shrug my shoulders and grab up another card to make my turn while LJ continues to stare at me. Maybe I should've just left out the second part...

Im getting ready to move my pawn a measly two spaces forwards when my proxy sense suddenly goes off. It's a strange, alarming feeling I never felt before, and it felt like my connection with Slender suddenly ....diminished... greatly.

"Uh ...oh," I mutter, dropping my pawn. "(Y/N)?" LJ watched me with a confused expression as I seem alarmed by something. There's a faint static in my head and then thing I know I'm hearing the voice of TrenderMan speaking to me.

"Uhhhhhhhh (Y/N)? Would you be a dear and come to my room real quick? Please? Now? HURRY??"

'Gee what happened?'

"Just-come quickly!"

"Err, give me a second, Lj. I'll be right back," I speak aloud to LJack while getting up from the beanbag he had on the floor, and I quickly walk out of his room without waiting for a response.

When I reach Trender's room, I knock on the door and wait a while before it finally opens up. A hand suddenly grabs my arm and quickly pulls me into the room.

"Uh Trender?" I question as I stumble inside and turn to see the fashion slender quickly closing the door behind me, "what's going on? You sound...frantic."

"And all for a good reason! I really screwed up this time Walker, and I need you do something for me while I figure out a solution..."

I watch with narrowed eyes as Trender moves to his bed which was concealed by curtains he had hanging around it and he motions for me to come to him.

I hesitantly step up next to him and watch as he moves the curtains out of the way, revealing his bed.

It wasn't even the bed that caught my attention though; it was the thing that was sitting on it.

"Trender no. What's this. Why. How. What-" I fumble over my words with widened eyes as I try to process what I'm looking at. Before me on Trender's bed sat the one and only SlenderMan-except, something was...different. It was a looking version of my master. Wearing a mini suit. A marshmallow in a mini suit.

The baby Slendy faced my direction and started waving his little hands up and down while blabbering telepathically. He waved so much that he accidentally fell backwards and plopped down on the bed; he then started crying and kicking his little legs like a flipped bug.

"Um, Trender. Why'd you turn Mister Spaghetti into the Boss Baby?" I question TrenderMan after a while of utter shock and silence. I find myself fighting the urge to pick the baby Slendey up as he continues squirming and crying on the bed.

"Believe me when I say it was all an accident..." Trender sighed, straightening his glasses on his face, "Me and Slender were working together on a solution that would give us the opportunity to become human again, you know, like last time? Except this would've helped us change and change back on our will. It took a hefty amount of convincing to get your boss to agree; I mean, how couldn't he?? I looked absolutely dashing as a human! I'm sure most of this household could agree: Did you see Hoodie's album-??"

"Your getting off topic, Trender."

Trender stopped and scratched his cheek awkwardly, "Oh right yes, sorry, I do get carried away. A-As I was saying, before, we were working on the solution but in the midst we had an accident. Well, we got into a slight argument of who would test it out first-I wanted him to go but he insisted it should be me! I went ahead and gave him the first drop when he turned around...and..."

Trender's head turns to the baby and I sigh heavily, figuring what must've happened from then on. "Why didn't you guys just ask Kagekao what he did when he made it?" I ask, "cause whatever you and Slenders did, the end result is way off. A baby potion, really?"

Trender lowered his head and shoulders, "I know I know, and it was such a miserable mistake! That is why I'm going to take the time and try to find a solution while you, Slender's noble and loyal proxy, takes watch over your boss for me!"

I immediately shake my head and hold up my hands, "What?? Trendy! Why me? Why not-I dunno, Kate??"

"...You were the first proxy to pop up in my mind..."

"Offfff course I was..."

Trender gently pat my head and then out of thin air a tub of items appeared in his hands. "There are the things you will need to take care of the baby Slender! I have some clothes, diapers, wipes, baby formula..."

"Ohnononono how long is this gonna take??" I question him, dumbfounded. I'm not changing my bosses poopy butt....

...Wait, can he even-???

"Now now (Y/N) darling, don't give me that long face. It won't be that long, perhaps a day or two at most. Please, just please take care of him, I'm counting on you."

I glare at Trender for a long time before signing and giving in, "Alright, fine, I'll do it. But you'll owe me big time if I actually have to use the diapers..."

Trender clapped his hands together triumphantly and I slowly reach over to the bed, picking up the infant in my arms. Slender immediately stopped crying and his little grubby hands start grabbing my face. Trender chuckles while I grab the baby's hands and keep them away from me.

"Oh, and one more thing (Y/N). I'll need you to keep this whole 'situation' hidden away from the other Creepypastas. If anyone else finds out, it'll cause a lot of unnecessary attention, and more than likely someone will just make things worse. Please, keep him hidden in your room, if you can."

"Alright," I respond, as Slender suddenly slaps his palm between my eyes and starts giggling at my face. I glare at the baby with a threatening look, "Listen you little marshmallow, if you slap me one more time I'll punt you to New Mexico."

...This only warrants more laughing from the baby, and I roll my eyes starting to carry him in one hand and the bucket of supplies Trender gave me in the other.

"Good luck, Walker~!" Trender called out as I exited his room. I sighed again heavily, already knowing I was in for a long 24 hours with this slender baby

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I place baby Slender on my bed and he immediately falls over, kicking his legs up in the air while babbling again. I stare at him for a long time in amusement, then place the bucket of supplies beside my bed.

"Baby SlenderMan, huh? This should be interesting..." I say, then sitting beside the child and watching as he rolls around and starts trying to crawl.

I pick up up again and hold him in my arms, poking at his cheek. "Why're your cheeks so chubby while the rest of you isn't? Aren't you supposed to be 'slender' ?" I question, poking his cheek softly. Baby Slendy giggled and smacked my face again.

"You're having too much fun with this."

I put him back down on the bed but that's when I notice something shiny falls out of his coat pocket. Immediately the baby grabs it and starts shaking it. "Woah woah woah, what's that?" I say, quickly grabbing the strange item from the baby's hand and examining it.

It was a small vial with a baby bluish-gray substance swirling around inside of it. I shake it up a bit and frown, "is this the thing that turned you like this...?"

All I got in response was a confused baby sound.

I jump and drop the vial when I hear the knob of my bedroom door suddenly being tampered with and I quickly throw the baby back on the bed, hurling pillows and covers over him. He was hidden enough when the door swung open and in stepped none other than Kagekao.

"(Y/N)-samaaaaaaaaa!" Kagekao cooed.

"You didn't knock. Get out," I respond, getting up to go and push him out. "NO wait!! I wanna spend time in your room, please (Y/N)-sama!!" Kagekao cried, suddenly jumping at me and clinging to me tightly. "I won't cause trouble-promise!!"

"I don't believe you. Please get off of me."

Kagekao makes his mask form a upset, innocent looking expressions and he stares me in the face. "Onegaishimasuu~?"

"...."

I fell for the stupid pleading face.

"Fine! Just ...what do you even want to do in here?" I grumble while he triumphantly jumps off of me and walks over to my bed. "I don't know! Let's uh...play video games! Or watch anime? Or maybe we set up a huge prank system in your room and force an unlucky soul to come in here? Kekekekeke!"

God Kagekao is annoying.

"Go ahead and borrow some of my games, you can take them downstairs and play them on the living room TV. I'm kinda busy..."

"Busy doing what?"

"Could ya stop being so nosy?"

Kagekao was about to respond but he stopped when a mini sneeze erupted from under my sheets, and we both turn to look at the bed.

"Nani. (Y/N)-san, your covers just sneezed at me."

"No it didn't."

"Yes it did, I heard it!"

Kagekao suddenly hops at the pile of pillows and covers before I could grab him and he unravels the whole thing. There sitting before him in his view was the baby Slender, who was now facing up at him quietly. Baby Slender then burst out into tears.

Kagekao's mask froze. Like, there was absolutely nk expression on it as he looked from the baby to me, then back to the baby, and then to me again.

"(Y-Y/N)...."

"It's not what it looks like-"

"Did you turn Master into a baby!?!?"

"You people have got to stop blaming the mansion's issues on me."

Kagekao started screeching and scooped up baby Slender in his arms, rocking him in adoration. Slender's cries quickly stopped and he seems to calm down in Kage's grasp, leaning his head against the trickster's shoulder.

"He's so...kawaii!! How did this happen??" He asked me, not once looking up from the child. "I don't know, all I can tell you is that you need to keep this between the two of us. Trender doesn't want anyone else to know about this..."

"Trender knows too??"

I sigh loudly and facepalm, wondering why I bothered to let Kagekao of all people in my room in the first place. I watch as he cradled baby Slender and poked at his cheeks in awe. I then get a really horrible idea because it'll mean I don't have to do the work of takin care of Slender. But then I realized I'm supposed to be a responsible, trustworthy proxy so I quickly scratch the idea out of my head.

"Of course I'll look after Slende-sama for you!!" Kagekao suddenly screeched aloud, making me jump. "What? How did you-I didn't even ask!?" I stammer at him. "You were thinking it! Besides, why should you have to suffer looking after the baby when someone else could've done it? (Y/N)-sama should go and enjoy their day without having to worry about others needs!"

I shake my head and reach out my hands to take the baby from him, "No Kage, I've got it. Just hand him back."

Kagekao held the baby away from me while frowning, "I want to watch him! Please?? I'll stay in here with you so no one else will know! We can watch him together...?"

Kagekao makes that innocent pleading face again...

"Why are you like this?"

"Kekekekeke!"

I roll my eyes and let Kagekao sit on my bed with baby Slender still in his arms poking at his mask and giggling.

I too just sit back in my bed and turn on the TV so I could just relax and get my mind off of Kagekao being a pest. At least he'll be in here and I'll get to keep an eye on him so he doesn't get into any problems with the baby.

Everything will be alright as long as I just don't fall asleep on the job. I smile thinking to myself that I've got this babysitting thing completely covered.

- T I M E S K I P -

Kagekao's p. o. v.

I didn't know (Y/N)-sama snores when they sleep.

Kekeke, they look so cute when they're sleeping! But not as cute as little Slendey!

I still can't believe Master has been turned into a baby! I wonder whose the mastermind behind the act...it was probably Former-he's the only other one crazy enough like me to pull this off! At least this means I get away from punishments now, cause Master's too small to give any! Kekekekekeke!

The baby Slender pokes at my mask and makes such cute little sounds. He makes me wanna pick him up and and squeeze him to death! "What should we do while (Y/N)-sama sleeps?" I ask, holding his face in my hands. "Should we go skydiving? Raid a bar? Tie Masky up in the backyard and set him on fire? Oh I know, we should go make more potions in your lab! That would be fun!"

The baby claps and giggles at me. I think I like Slender more as a baby now.

Something glistens in the corner of my eye and I turn to see something really shiny next to (Y/N)-sama's butt! I grab the shiny item and look at it, then gasp, turning it around in my hands. "Is...this the thing that made you little, Slendey...?" I murmur. It was a tiny vial with some sort of gas inside.

Slowly, a large smirk appears on my mask as I come up with a fantastic idea.

I knew today would be the perfect day for mischief, kekekekekeke....

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(Y/N)'s p. o. v.

Don't you just love falling asleep on your responsibilities?

I nearly woke up with a heart attack realizing I had fallen asleep, and I look around myself in a panic.

As expected, Kagekao and the baby Slender were missing from my room.

"Trender's gonna kill me," I utter out, staring at the empty space on my bed. "I'm fucking dead."

After getting over the realization, I quickly hop off of m bed and swing my door open, running out into the hall. I speed to Kagekao's room and try the handle, but it's locked...

"Kagekao, open the door! Where's ...you know!?" I yell.

I feel something sharp tap my shoulder and I turn around, thinking it's Kagekao.

Well, it's not.

I look down and I notice it's Laughing Jack standing there.

Key word: I look down.

LJ is literally the size of an 8 year old child and he looks like he's about to burst into tears as he looks up at me.

"Y-Y-You said yer were gonna come back and you never did! You left me! I thought you wanted to play with me!" He cried, then burying his face into his hands. I'm stuck in a state of utter shock as LJ stands there, crying his eyes out.

Why is he a child. Why the is he a child. Oh god.

Shakily, I place my hands on LJ's shoulders and try to calm him down, "Th-There there LJ, that's not what it is at all...it's just that Trender needed me for something and well...I kinda got caught up..."

"What do you *sniff* mean by that...?"

I sigh and close my eyes as I feel a headache coming on. "Just...never mind it. I can play with you again, I just need you to help me find Kagekao first, okay?"

LJ wiped his tears and tilted his head at me, "Kagikao is in his room..."

I turn back to the door and frown, knocking again, "Kagekao! Get out here and tell me what happened to Slender!-And LJ, if you could!"

"K-K-Kawgekao wisn't here!!!"

I blinked at the response-it sounded like Kage for sure, but his voice was much higher than usual...and the way he was pronouncing things were off.

"Alright..." I respond nervously, "then whoever's in here, please come out...?"

"No! Pwease go away..."

Looks like I have to put a simple skill to use. I grab kid LJ's hand and gently use his claw to pick lock open the door. I grin when I hear the click and let him go, then I quickly open the door.

"AHA-Ohhhhhhhhh.....ohhhh no...."

I met with the image of a tiny, probably no older than 5 year old version of Kagekao, and behind him all crowded in his room like he was trying to hide them, a bunch of other little kids who looked exactly like the Creepypastas.

They all blinked and stared at me with huge round eyes as if I were holding a pizza.

Something drops out of Kagekao's hand and I see it's the same vial Slendy had before, except now it's empty.

"Ka-ge-kao...what...did...you...do..." I stammer, almost barely audible.

"I um..." Kagekao looked away and poked his fingers together, "I may hwave akkcidentally turned evweyone into kids...on akkcident..."

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I slowly descend down the steps with the now child version of Kagekao clinging tightly onto my hand while shaking nervously.

When I get down to the main room, I see more of the kids scattered, either running around, throwing stuff , or simply crying. It was bad enough that Kagekao had tried to hide half of them in his room so I wouldn't see, but now here were even more that I had to deal with.

"I'm sowwy (Y/N)-sama!" Kagekao screamed at me for the fiftieth time. "I heard you Kagekao!" I accidentally snap back at him.

I look over at the children and sigh heavily. I see a toddler version of BEN on the floor smacking a small plushy version of Chucky repeatedly against the floor while giggling and the plushy Chucky was screaming. I see Jeff, who looks about the same age as Kagekao running around yelling while chasing a tiny crying Toby with his knife.

On the couch, a baby EJ was sitting looking fast asleep while leaned against an older kid version of ClockWork who was constantly changing the channel on the TV, searching for cartoons. Bloody Painter, who was probably around 7 now was drawing on the walls...and a baby Lulu was watching him draw quietly.

I feel something bump into my leg and look down to see a baby version of Puppeteer looking up at me like he's about to cry. My eyes widen before I immediately reach down and pick him up, hugging him in my arms tightly. "Alright, you're mine now."

Baby Puppeteer snuggled against me and hid his face in my shoulder, poor little guy.