"You're a lying p-piece of shit!!"

Toby's sudden scream echos through the basement, making me jump. "Oh yeah!? You're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do—WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD TOBIAS!" Hoodie yelled, slamming his fist on the table. "That's it! I'm leaving and taking Walker and Discord with me!" Kate growled, standing up and grabbing both me and Vix's arms. "Aaaaaaaaand that's enough Monopoly for today," Masky sighed, beginning to gather all the scattered cards that were on the table.

So much for us proxies trying to have a relaxing, fun time together...

Hoodie and Toby remained at the table, facing away from each other with their arms crossed. "Yeah, next time we're playing Candy Land," Vix muttered glaring at the two of them beneath her mask, and Kate nodded her head in agreement. The room then fell into an awkward silence as Masky began to clear up the game pieces from the table.

Suddenly, the basement door swung open and Rogue appeared, seeming out of breath. "Prøxy Meeting!" She exclaimed, urgently. Immediately, all of us dropped what we were doing, dashed from the table and followed Rogue out of the basement to the Slender Hall.

—

"Alright my proxies," SlenderMan spoke once me, Hoodie, Masky, Toby, Kate, Vix, and Rogue were all gathered together in his office. He called us in for some reason and I'm kinda just expecting either training or a mission, but today isn't usually the type of day we'd take to go on a mission.

"I have an announcement for you all," Slender started, folding his hands behind his back as he usually does. "Today will be a Proxy Break Day. You will all spend the day together having... "fun"... and doing whatever things you people like to do when you're not busy working."

"Break Day?? Let's GO!!" Toby screamed, throwing his fist in the air. I grinned at this, relived Slenders wasn't laying down more training on us and giving us some time to ourselves today. Also, not having to be stuck in the basement playing Monopoly with a bunch of competitive hot heads was a plus...

"I want you to take this time to spend with each other—not the other foo—killers," Slenders sighed, "a stronger bond between proxies give better results when it comes to working beside each other on missions. That's specifically why it's called, 'Proxy Break Day'."

Rogue excitedly wrings her arm around Kate's neck as Kate crossed her arms and Hoodie seemed to be so relieved that we didn't really have to do anything today.

"How come Vix gets to be apart of this!? Didn't she just come back from a year of vacation??" Masky complained. "Heya Sideburns. Your jealousy's showing," Vix faced Masky probably smirking under her mask, and Masky folded his arms with a loud huff.

"All my proxies will participate. Once again, 'Proxy-Break-Day'," Slenders repeated, sounding a little annoyed.

"Come on y-you guys, let's see what we sh-should do today!" Toby exclaimed, his anger from the game before seemingly nonexistent now and he beckons the rest of us to follow him. The others quickly go after Toby, but I stay back for a bit because I remember there's something serious I still need to warn Slenders about...

"Slenders," I speak, regaining the boss's attention. "That Rose lady you hired in my place? She literally tried to kill me yesterday. We fought and she was mentioning something about my worth to a certain someone? She then had this whole huge portal thingy and was trying to pull me in with her, but luckily Kagekao and Former showed up and distracted, allowing me to get away."

I really truly expected Slender to seem shocked, alarmed, or at least angered that his own servant was attacked by the person he invited into the mansion, but all this man did was sigh.

"Yeah. I know."

sir what.

"...Haha, I'm sorry Slenders. You know?" I blink at him.

"Well, Rose and I go way back. She's known for joining several sides at the same time, particularly my enemies and would betray them whenever their end of the deal wasn't held onto. The...current being she is serving is a horrible dealmaker and is known to break his deals quite often. I expect she came here running back to our realm on the event of a broken deal but I'm not surprised it only happened to be apart of 'their' plan. Oh well."

Slender then turned from me and folded his hands behind his back, "I need to go have my morning tea. Enjoy your day off!"

He then glided off out of the office. While I stand there like a complete dope. Trying to understand why this wasn't a serious big deal to him. Sometimes I get the feeling my life here is just a big joke. And Slender brought me around just for entertainment purposes.

I'm actually thinking of following Slender and barking at him because a fucking demon lady outright tried to murder me yesterday while I fought her off sick, but before I could Toby suddenly springs into the office and grabs my arm, pulling me with him. "We're waiting for you dumbass! Come on!"

—

"How should we sp-spend our break day?" Toby asked as me and all the other proxies were gathered in Toby's room upstairs.

"Skydiving!" Rogue immediately answered.

"Laser Tag?" Vix shrugged.

"Arcade..." Kate murmured.

"Can we get food?" Hoodie asked.

"What about Bowling?" Masky suggested.

"I like all of those ideas but I can't choose..." Toby sighed, sitting up from his bed.

I was still peeved with SlenderMan at the moment but decided to just relax and let it slide for this day in particular. I thought for a bit to myself before holding up a finger and responding, "Why not just head to the town and do all of those things?"

The proxies all looked at me for a while before Toby nods his head, "Wh-What would we do without you, Walker? I agree with them, let's do all of our ideas."

"Even skydiving?" Rogue screeched. "No, literally everything but that," Masky mumbled. "No one asked you, you little doofus," Rogue scowled, shoving the grown man off Toby's desk onto the ground.

"Sooo it's decided? We all head to town for the day?" Hoodie asked. All six of us nodded at him. "Alright then, let's go get ready, meet out at the shed in an hour and be ready to go."

"Sir yes sir!" Toby yelled before standing up off his bed and pointing at us. "If your l-last name's not Rogers get the fuck outta my room!"

The rest of us all filed out of Toby's room and went our own separate ways. I headed for my room to get changed into civilian clothing but found that I really had nothing that cool to wear. So i ran downstairs to the Slender Hall and knocked on the one and only TrenderMan's door.

"Civilian clothing," I tell Trender.

"Say no more~" Trender screed excitedly, pulling out a tape measure.

—

So now I've got some real neat civilian clothing so I can... you know, blend in with people outside.

So I'm wearing whatever I(You) want but it looks like normal outsider clothes. I thank Trender for his amazing fashion work as usual and run out into the living room. I see Vix and Kate there, who were already ready.

"Hey Walkie-Talkie. You look ...great," Vix said, giving me two thumbs up. "I agree," Kate said, slightly smiling. "I think we all look pretty great," I respond, "but...Vix, why do you still have your mask on?"

"...It's essentially a prosthetic. Plus, you don't wanna see what's under here."

I shrug and the three of us start walking, heading out of the mansion together. On the way to the shed, the two of them ramble on excitedly.

"So at one point while we're there, Walker you get on my back and I'll carry you around and we'll run around terrorizing people. Wouldn't that be fun? That'd be fun right? Like friends do right?" Vix asked, still trying her best to get used to and be friends with me, considering she's still 'new' all. "Can I try...?" Kate seemed nervous asking.

"That sounds fun. It also sounds like we'll be getting kicked out of numerous places as well," I chuckle. The three of us get to the shed and see Toby and Rogue waiting for us. Rogue grinned seeing us showing up and this has to just about be the first time I'm actually seeing her face.

"So, we all agree we should do my skydiving idea, right? Oh, and maybe we could even stop at a bar, yeah? Yay or Nay?" She questioned with a grin.

"Go skydive by yourself and I hope you crash land through the roof of a bar," Kate grumbled, storming past her. Rogue smirked and followed after Kate, "Aww you don't mean that Katey, do you?"

Toby crossed his arms looking annoyed as he glared at me and Vix, "Where th-the hell are Masky and Hoodie? They always do this!"

"It's Masky and Hoodie. What do you expect," I responded with a shrug. "Maybe we should leave them?" Toby hinted, sounding like he was beyond ready to go. "Hey guys what if we got matching T-shirts," Vix randomly blurted out, "we should do that, right?"

Before either of us could respond to that, we spot Masky and Hoodie exiting out the mansion together, now wearing civilian clothing like the rest of us. "You all ready? Let's hit the road...well err, woods..." Masky spoke, heading to the front of the van.

Hoodie looked like he was feeling around in his pockets for something. "Where's the keys?" Hoodie asked, looking around. "Did you loose it?" Masky responded. "No. I'm very responsible with those keys. It's ...probably still in the van. Just ...everybody get in the van."

Hoodie pulled himself into the driver's seat of the van and Masky sat in front as well. The rest of us slowly got into the back, except for Vix—she instead walked over to Hoodie's side at the driver's seat.

Hoodie glared up at her, "Vix, get in the back."

"I'm driving."

"...Vix please get in the back we don't have time for this—"

Vix suddenly reaches in her pockets and holds up the keys to start the van. "I've got the keys. Can I drive now?"

Hoodie seems to glare at her for a long time. He then growled, "We don't have time for your stupid antics today okay? Just give me the damn keys, stop being an annoying setback for once in your life and hand them over!"

All of us 'kids' in the back stopped talking and looked at them, being nosy as fuck. Hoodie really sounded like Masky had been rubbing off on him just now. Even Masky seemed shocked. Vix seemed to glare at him beneath her mask, taken aback by how harsh Hoodie's words were but then she reached and placed her hand on the wheel.

"Listen mustard packet. If you don't hand over the wheel right now I'll send your goofy ass back to the McDonalds you came from, got me?" Hoody blinked at her and screeched, "Excuse me???" Vix seemed to quickly give off a slight guilt aura after that and so she sighed before responding, "The uh hoodie actually brings out the... color in your ...eyes. Real neat and all. ...Now get out."

Hoodie seemed to not feel like arguing with her and we were basically just wasting time now so he sighed and slowly slid out of the driver's seat. It could be seen on Masky's fabulous face that as he watched Vix hop into the driver's seat next to him, his eyes were about to pop out his head and he was internally screaming.

Toby accidentally made some sort of weird noise out loud after the whole incident and me, Kate, and Rogue all smacked him. Good thing he couldn't feel that I guess, cause Rogue put her whole fist into it...

Once hoodie got in the center seats of the van, we were all ready to go.

Basically we were like this:

Front:

Vix (Driver) | Masky

Middle: (The Actual Mature People)

Hoodie | Kate

Back: (The Annoying Kids)

Toby | Rogue | (CP/N)

"Wait, why do I have to be stuck in the back with the annoying kids??" I ask aloud as Vix speeds out of the shed.

"One of us...one of us...ONE OF US...ONE OF US!!" Toby and Rogue gradually got louder as the two of them began to smother me. "HELP" I gag, trying to fight them off.

"VIX! Slow down! Slow the fuck down!!!!" Masky screamed as she was fast and furious-ing through the woods. "Alright 'panic at the everywhere' you need to relax. Soothing music?"

Vix turns on the radio in the van and starts blasting death metal through the speakers, causing Masky to literally scream. Rogue just head-banged along while I was trying to find something to cling onto so I don't shoot through the windows or something if Vix made an abrupt stop.

"This isn't soothing! This is madness," Masky shrieked. "Oh okay. Don't worry I've got a special song just for you."

Vix changes the music that was playing and now I'm just hearing the Gummy Bear song exploding through the van.

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Now Vix is the one to start head-banging while driving and Masky shrivels up in his seat like a helpless sponge.

I get to a point where I realize Vix isn't going to crash for some reason and just relax, trying to sit back and enjoy the ride while everyone starts requesting random songs to play. I request to play (F/S) and then it's my turn to jam to my favorite song. We eventually break out of the woods onto a main road and we're now heading for the city.

"Slow down before you get the cops on our ass," Masky orders Vix again. "Hey Hoodsie, c-can we get food first?" Toby asks, poking his shoulder from behind. "Hey guys, I think I'm gonna be carsick..." Kate warned, looking like she's lurched over. "Toby stop poking me man," Hoodie sighed. "Are you gonna hurl?DO IT!" Rogue shouted at Kate. "We're almost there hang on little husky," Vix assured Kate. "Why am I still alive and breathing," I ask aloud, questioning my existence in that very moment.

—

We finally all make it in one piece. Everyone immediately stumbles out of the van where Vix had parked in some parking garage and Kate goes and ralphs over the edge.

We all go over to her side to pat her back until she was better, but then we all look down just to see it all splash on some little kid's head, talk about bad timing. Rogue's eyes widen and she immediately grabs up Kate and we all scram before the kid and it's mother could look up.

We exit the parking garage and then we all look around at each other like who's going to lead the way. "Walker you l-lead the way," Toby announced.

"What? Why me??"

"Cause your th-the 'special' one..."

I don't care if that was a compliment or not, I didn't like it. "Hoodie you lead," I insist. "Kay then. Let's go," Hoodie said without protest, and everyone quickly shuffled behind him.

We walked into the busy streets that were crowded with people walking and going all over the place. I felt disgusted by all the people going around and generally feeling uncomfortable around large crowds made me squish close to Vix because she was the tallest of us all and being around tall people felt in a sense like being protected. Or intimidated too, but it depends on the situation.

"I hate how many people are here. I hate it!" Kate growled, still swinging from Rogue's back. "Calm down tiger, no one's gonna touch you, you're okay," Rogue tried to comfort her. "Where do you want to go first? (Y/N)? Anyone?" Hoodie asked. "Convenient store?" Toby asked, pointing to the nearby facility. "Why not? Cheaper than actual food," Masky sighed.

I lag behind as everyone else leads the way to the convenient store. We walk inside and there aren't that many people shopping around in there, which makes me sigh in relief.

Masky heads to the front counter, looking at the cigarettes and Kate forces herself off of Rogue's back because the cashier was looking. Hoodie wanders over to the back of the store by himself.

Toby immediately starts for the aisle with snacks and I decide to follow him because why not. Vix was just standing in the middle of the store not going anywhere and just looking real strange to the other people walking around, so I pull her along for the heck of it.

When I get over to Toby, I see he's literally stuffing packets of Oreo cookies and Skittles in his jacket.

"I mean—I'd ask if you're mad but the answers already kinda obvious," I muse, crossing my arms. "What are you thinking, Toby."

"I've got no cash on me a-and I'm not leaving without a supply of sugar. Glitch Red eats out all the good shit in the mansion-n," Toby responded, tossing me a few snacks. "Here, hide these in your clothes. Vee, you take some too."

"Why do I feel like we're gonna get caught?" I mumble, guiltily stuffing skittles and Oreos where I could. "Eh, we probably are," Vix shrugged, taking one of the whole Oreo packets and just eating the thing whole—wrapper and everything. I give Vix a very strange glare until I jump, hearing someone now shouting at us.

"HEY! What do you kids think you're doing!?"

"Oh sh—" Toby held in his laughter as he snatches the whole box of skittles and took off down the aisle. The man who shouted at us starts running at us and Vix quickly grabs my arm nearly ripping it off and speeds after Toby.

"Stop! I'm calling the police!"

Me and Vix loose sight of Toby and run down a different aisle, the man still following us while yelling. The man manages to catch up with us and grabs the back of my shirt but I quickly turn and boot him in the face. He yelps and flails far back into one of the aisle, crashing and causing things to fall everywhere.

I stop running and glare at the guy for bit, cause that wasn't even that hard of a kick yet he went flying like it was a rag doll simulator. "Hey dude. Maybe take the day off or something, yeesh," I mutter before turning and running off.

I heard him angrily screaming and catch up wit Vix at the front of the store. "What did you guys do!?" Masky hollered as Toby flies through the doors with his jacket filled with the stuff he stole. The alarms in the store went off and the other people around us started to look nervous, giving us suspicious glares.

"Out out, everyone out!" Hoodie ordered, and he, Rogue, Kate, and Vix quickly evacuated out of the building just as a police car pulled up into the parking lot outside. Masky threw his hands up in the air and hopped over the front counter, grabbing as many cigarette boxes as he could before stuffing them in his jacket and hurling out of the store.

I grab a whole case full of (F/D)'s on my way out just because I might as well if the others are making a quick steal and quickly follow my other criminal friends out into the streets.