《Life With Creepypastas》33 ⦻ THE SLENDER BROS ARE HUMAN pt. 2
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we're gonna use the human slendos actual names in this part to signify the difference between their normal selves, or whatever.
slenderman - richard or simon (idk ill use richard)
trenderman - allan
splendorman - hansel
offenderman - jacob
surrenderman - steven
spenderman - spencer
tenderman - salem
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- - - (Y/N)'s p. o. v. - - -
I'm able to catch up with the human slenders but just before we could enter the living room, Trender stops us all in a panic.
"Wait!! What will the others think?? How do I look?" He asked worriedly.
"It doesn't matter how you look Trender, you're going to get changed back to normal anyways once we catch Kagekao," I respond, passing him up. "Now come on!"
Trender grabbed my arm and pulled me back again, and I glared at him. "Trendy, what??"
"I'd just rather make sure I look 100% presentable before I step infront of those wild maniacs...do I look decent for a human, do you think?"
"I think you look fine Trendy-brother! You look absolutely dashing!" Splendor shouted. Surrender nodded his head quickly in agreement. "You know," Offender spoke up, "I'm sure Slender wouldn't mind if we spent a little while longer in these forms, would he? After all, we look much better like this." He then grabbed Trender's mirror from him and started looking at himself with a smirk.
"Slender will definitely mind," I reply.
"I don't care what we do, as long as I eventually get back the money Kagekao stole from me," Spender huffed, straightening his hat over his new hair. "Wait...brothers? Are you saying what I think you're saying??" Splendor exclaimed excitedly, "you all want to stay in these bodies!!???"
"I wouldn't mind! If what Offendwr says is true, that we look better! Oh I can't wait to try all the styles i can think of now as a human!" Trender said, clapping his hands together and giving a closed eye smile. "I can probably seduce anyone in the mansion that I wish~" Offender cackled. "Now I won't scare kids 5 and under!!" Splendor screed happily.
"No no guys, this is such a bad idea. Slender isn't going to like this," I tried getting the human slenders to calm down but they are all starting to seem too comfortable with new looks. Honestly, I wouldn't mind them being like this for a while because it shocked me and I have to admit; they look pretty cool as humans. But the last thing I wanted to make Slender mad when he specifically asked me to lead them on the hunt for Kagekao and the key.
"I know what you're thinking, Walker," Offender said, "even though I can't read your mind anymore, you're thinking Slender's gonna be mad because we're going against his wishes. But honestly, what can he do? He's a human just like us; the worst he could do is yell."
Trender and Spender chuckle at this, and I sigh, "But what about when you all eventually turn back to slenders?"
"Then....the punishments will be totally worth it! Let us enjoy this new perspective on life!" Trender exclaimed, grabbing back his mirror and straightening his hair. "That's the spirit, Trendy-brother!!!" Splendor beamed, his blue eyes shining brightly. "Say, brothers!! Since we're all in human form, why not go by our real names instead? We'll be just like the other pastas!!"
"Wait, names...what are even your names again?" I ask.
"Me, I'm Hansel!" Splendor said pointing to himself with a big smile.
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"That's Steven!" Surrender hid his face behind his sleeves.
"There's Spencer!" Spender tipped his top hat.
"And Jacob!" Offender winked at me.
"And he's Allan!!" Trender didn't stop fiddling with his hair.
"Slendy-brother's name is Richard and Tendy-brother is Salem!" Splendor added on to finish the seven "Wow," I chuckle glaring at them in amazement. "So you're all ok with just using your real names now?"
"Why not? We're like you now, aren't we?"
I shrugged and stuffed my hands in my pockets. "You know what, this is just too much fun. I wanna see how long this'll last and how long you guys can stand being humans. Are you up for the challenge, Hansel, Steven, Spencer, Jacob, and Allan~?"
"You bet!!" Hansel exclaimed, clapping his hands together excitedly. "U-Um as long as my brothers are okay with it it's o-okay with me..." Steven murmured quietly. "Tsk, it shouldn't be hard being human. I'm loaded," Spencer grinned arrogantly. "This'll be a challenge I actually like," Jacob chuckled. "Absolutely! I can't wait to try on everything...ah! my hair is so perfect, isn't it darlings...?" Allan said dreamily, though he was hardly paying attention to us.
I grin widely at the human bros as they looked at me and I rub my hands together. At first, I was worried, but now I realized this is just going to be a whole lot of fun. And until we get the key and are able to make reverse potions, Richard won't be able to do a thing about it!
"Alright slendos, you're now my human Slender Army! You're gonna get a taste of what it's like to be humans for a day. Are you ready!?" I shout.
"YEAH!" The slenders shouted with the same enthusiasm.
"Alright!!! Let's start with pain tolerance!!"
And with that I immediately dash at Jacob and kick him in the shins.
—
I walked into the living room with the now human bros following me eager to see the reaction of the other creepypastas.
In the living room, everyone was doing their own thing, minding their own business. I coughed aloud trying to get everyone's attention. Slowly but surely, everyone's eyes eventually turned to me...and then the slenders.
"People of our sacred cult of Creepypastaism! I present to you...my new Human Slender Army!"
I got on a knee and held out my hands at the brothers. The whole room became eerily silent.
Allan started to get nervous and tugged at his collar. "They're looking at me, aren't they? It's the shirt, isn't it?"
ClockWork got up from the couch, staring at the brothers in shock. "(Y/N)...what did you do to them..?"
"It wasn't me."
"Oh my gosh!!! Splendy!!!" I heard Sally scream and she ran over to Hansel, jumping up and down. "You look so amazing!! You're human like me!" Hansel beamed and picked her up, hugging her and booping her nose, "Thank you my precious child!!"
Seeing this, the other Creepypastas started freaking out and everyone ran towards the slenders, all pushing and shoving to get a closer look at them. "No wait!!! They all love me!!!!" Allan cried, clearly enjoying the attention he was getting.
"Yes!!! Praise me you inferior life forms! Even though we look just the same as you disgusting things!!........Wait—Don't touch me!!!" Spencer hissed, slapping Zero's hand as she was about to poke his hair.
Steven cowered as most the female pastas started surrounding him and saying things like "awww!" and "you're so cute!" at him and playing with his hair. "Th-Thank you..." Steven murmured shyly.
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"Seriously. All of the girls are surrounding him?" Jacob grumbled, crossing his arms. He then noticed Nina staring at him, looking completely mesmerized by Jacob and he then turned to her and smiled, taunting her by waving a rose infront of her face. I slapped her hand away before she could grab it. "Nina, get ahold of yourself."
"But look at him!!!??"
"No. Bad Nina."
Nina pouted at me and I pet her head.
"Aye Splendor! How does this feel, now that you're human!?" Laughing Jack asked, reaching and pinching him in the butt with a smirk. Hansel jumped and looked at LJ with wide eyes. "Why would you do that!? D:"
"Don't hurt him!" Sally screamed at LJ, hugging Hansel like he was her stuffed bear.
"Wait a minute..." Masky muttered, "if Slender's brothers all human...does that mean..."
"Slender himself is..." Hoodie murmured.
"...I've gotta see this—" Toby screeched, pushing past everyone and running towards the Richard Hall. The other proxies quickly dashed behind him and I decided why not tag along because I wanted to see their reactions.
Once all of us proxies ran into Richard's office, we see that Richard was still at his desk talking with Salem. He had his hand on his head like he was suffering a huge headache, but he looked up when he saw us enter.
"Proxies...?" He uttered. The proxies stared at him and Salem in silence and shock for a long time.
"...Helloooo Master~..." Hoodie accidentally muttered out loud, and instantly our heads turned to him. Hoodie coughed and folded his hands behind his back, his face turning red.
Richard looked taken aback and frowned, "what are you five doing in here anyway...didn't I tell you to go take care of Kagekao, (Cp/N)?"
"Uh yes sir, still working on it," I lied, scratching my head. "Master, what happened? You're...like us?" Kate seemed stuck in disbelief. "You guys l-look way better as humans. Now smile for me, S-Slendy!" Toby cooed, pointing at his mouth.
"Shut up Toby. And Kate, don't worry about it. All I want is for you all to catch Kagekao and bring me back my lab key so I could find a way to reverse this mess."
"On it sir," Masky responded, saluting to Richard. "I'll do everything in my power to make sure you get that key back." Hoodie saluted as well and grinned at Richard, "Anything for you sir."
"Ass-kissers," Toby chuckled, and Masky turned to him and smacked him over the head. "Ok good , I'm counting on you five. If none of you are able to do your job I'll just call on Rogue, she always gets things done," Richard said with a smirk.
Hearing that, Kate immediately bolted out of the office, causing the door to smack the wall quite hard and rip off from one of its hinges. Richard chuckled and waved us off without another word, so we left.
"Alright guys, I'll c-call X to come on over. I'm sure he can come up with a solution that can turn the slenders back into lampposts...or wh-whatever the hell they are," Toby said, already taking out his flip phone.
"Good call X-Virus all you want but we still need to get they key," Masky responded. "Are you ...sure we have to get it right away? The slenders seem pretty happy being human.." Hoodie murmured. "Not Richard. Richard is pretty angry but all of this but mostly because of Kagekao," I speak up.
"Richard?" Masky eyed me. "The brothers insisted we call them by their names in their human form," I informed him.
The four of us enter the living room and...are met with no surprise. Chaos.
"How's the painting coming along, Helen dear!?" Allan was now posing wearing some strange clothes while Bloody Painter was painting a picture of him as he posed. "You look great, Allan," He responded, not looking up from the canvas. Smile Dog got excited and started running around Allan, barking his head off. "NO SMILE!!! You're going to ruin my image!!" Allan cried, trying not to move as the dog cornered him.
Hansel was running around being chased by Jeff who had his knife raised, as well as Jane and Sally chasing behind them. "Come on SplenDork! I just wanna see if your blood looks like a rainbow!" Jeff yelled, swinging his knife at the ginger. "ITS NOT!!! Please don't hurt me!!!" Hansel cried, jumping on the counter in the kitchen. Jeff jumped at Hansel and knocked him down, the both of them falling, causing Sally to scream. Jane jumped after the two, yelling, "Don't let me see you touch him or you're a goner, freak-smile!"
I look to the stairs and see Spencer standing there, fanning himself with a stash of cash as always. For some odd reason, Laughing Jack, Glitchy Red, and Homicidal Liu were at the bottom of the steps, repeatedly bowing to him. "Yes fools, praise me and mayhaps one day you'll be rich and powerful like me," Spencer scoffed, looking down on them with such an asshole smirk. "I can't believe I'm going to be rich! Hehehe~!" Laughing Jack chuckled. "Please!!! I'm so broke and I need more snacks from the store..." Glitchy Red begged. "As long as this is making him happy..." Liu sighed—he sounded like he didn't actually want to be doing this.
I turn my head to the couch and see that Jacob actually managed to get some of the girls to talk to him. I facepalm seeing Nina there just giggling and sitting on his lap while he constantly sweet talked her, so I walk over to them and pick her up. "Please. Stop," I demand, "you know how Nina is."
"HEY"
"You want a turn, Walker~?"
"I want you to leave this goofball alone."
Nina crossed her arms, "Hey I'm not a goofball. Honestly how can you not see what I see, (Y/N)??? He's so....ughhshdhshsh..."
"...Dude what?"
I put Nina down now feeling weirded out. I have more important things to worry about anyways, like where the heck is Kagekao.
I turn and run for the stairs, destroying Spencer's little cult worship session in the process and causing the human slender to fall down the steps. I then stork towards Kage's room but I'm met with Kate storming up to me.
"I already checked his room, he's not there. Former says he can't find him either," Kate growled. "Okay...maybe he ran out the mansion. What should we do?"
"He still has that key, we need to catch him ASAP."
Kate beacons me to follow her, so I follow her back downstairs again.
"Hey guys, look whose here!" We hear Toby yell, and he opens the front doors of the mansion. We see X-Virus and Rogue walk in, both being a bit taken aback by the chaos they're met with.
"YOU CALLED ROUGUE!??" Kate hissed, placing her hands on her head. "Kate! Did ya miss me? Com'ere ya little shrimp!" Rogue yelled, starting to run at Kate. "I fucking hate you Tobias!!!" Kate screamed, running back up the stairs as Rogue rushed after her. Rouge bopped me on the head as she passed, "Hey Walker, missed ya kid."
I shook my head and walk over to Toby and X-Virus. "X here's got a solution to turn the slenders back. He's good at this kind of stuff," Toby explained to me. "Yeah, hope it works," X-Virus said, shaking up a vial he had in his hand. "Also, hey again Walker (Y/N)."
I greet X-Virus before suggesting that I go round up the brothers. "Alright, we'll meet you in Richard's office," Toby stated before walking off with X. I head back to the living room and go up to Allan. "Allan, X-Virus is gonna turn you back into a slendy now. Come on," I inform him.
"What?! But I thought you were to let us stay like this all day??" He whined. "(Y/N) you're in the way, I'm trying to paint him!" Painter groaned at me. "This isn't even my call Tren—I mean, Allan. Richard is the one who told us to do this" I sigh, "I'm gonna miss you looking like this..."
Allan sighed in defeat and stopped posing, causing Painter to stand in protest, "No! He's the perfect stand though! There's never been anyone as perfect and artistically gifted as human Trender!!"
Allan seemed flattered by this and blushed, "Oh stop you rascal, you don't mean that!"
I groaned loudly and grab Allan's arm, pulling him away. I walk up to where Steven was now sitting on the couch huddling next to Eyeless Jack, Lost Silver and Lazari. The three were just sitting there, cuddling close to EJ and trying to avoid all the noise and chaos in the mansion while EJ seemed to not mind it but he didn't understand why they were all choosing him to smother. I try to be soft with Steven. "Steven, your big brother needs you and the others to come back to the office now. He's gonna turn you back to normal again," I assure him.
"Yeah...no thanks... Lazari said I look really nice like this...so did Silver. I think I'll stay like this forever..." Steven murmured, trying to avoid my eyes. "I understand that, yes you do look very nice but Richard wants you to come to his office. Maybe you can ask him to stay this way when we get to him."
Steven looked between Silver and Lazari before slowly nodding his head, "Okay fine."
I take his hand and pull him up off the couch and pull him along with me and Allan.
I step up to Jacob next who was still being surrounded by some girls, and he seemed to be enjoying himself way too much. I already know he's not going to leave for anything. I think for a bit before sighing and stepping up to him. "Um..." I start, but my words fall off there because I generally don't like speaking to Jacob at all. He glared at me, and stops petting ClockWork's head, "Cant you see I'm busy, Walker?"
"Ah....yes...Jacob....Can I uh...talk to you? Alone? In Richard's office?"
"Alone?"
"Yes. Alone."
"You mean....alone alone~?"
He smirked.
"Sureeee?" I tried to smile.
He stood up from the couch and looked at me triumphantly, "I knew you'd come around, Walker. But why my nerdy brother's office? Wouldn't it be better if we went to my room?"
"No. Richard's office," I say before quickly turning around and walking off without another word. I feel myself cringing and push Allan and Steven ahead of me.
We pass and stop by the steps where Spencer was still getting people to bow to him. "Spencer, Slender found your money," I grumble. Spencer's eyes fixed on me and he immediately descended down the steps and shoved past those that were still praising him, "You're all going to die poor anyways, why bother trying. Here's a napkin for your troubles~"
Glitchy Red started crying as the napkin Spencer tossed landed on his head, Laughing Jack remained on his knees only now realizing he got duped, and Homicidal Liu sighed in utter relief.
"Alright good, that's all of you—oh no wait, Hansel!" I snap, forgetting about the optimist. I quickly run for the kitchen and see a horrific sight.....
Jeff was tied up with ropes around his whole body and Hansel and Sally were laughing and giggling while putting makeup on his face together. Jane stood by, recording it all. "You look so splendidly pretty, Jeffrey!" Hansel exclaimed, drawing his eyebrows. "I'm gonna fuckin' MURDER YOU once I get out of these ropes, I SWEAR!!" Jeff screamed, trying his best to avoid their hands, but there was no escape for him.
"Aw can it jeffykins, at least they're making you look better than you usually do," Jane scoffed, zooming in on his face. I smiled at this as gently tap Hansel on his shoulder.
"Richard needs you, Hansel! Come with us!"
"Oh really? Well, I guess this fun will have to wait! You'll take over while I'm gone, won't you my child?" Hansel said, patting Sally's head. "Of course I will Uncle Hansel!!" She screed, turning back to Jeff's face while he protested.
Hansel then grabbed my hand and started skipping off, causing me to trip on myself. "We're off to see the Slendyyy~!! The wonderful Slendy—"
"Oh shit" I yelp, pulling away from him. "I forgot Salem, didn't I!?"
"He's with Richard already, remember," Allan reminded me. "Oh, right. Oops."
The chuckled nervously and led the brothers towards the Richard Hall and into Richard's office. There, Richard, Salem, X-Virus, and the proxies were waiting—except for Kate and Rogue, who were hunting down Kagekao. Or at least I hoped.
"Good, you're all here. X-Virus here has a vaccine that will turn us back to our normal selves," Richard said, standing from his desk and walking over to us.
I felt Jacob punch me in the arm and I look to him. "Did you just lie to me, Walker!?"
"Yesnt...?"
"Shame (Y/N), shame..."
Steven stepped up to his brother and held his hands together infront of him. "Please Richard! P-Please don't turn me back! I don't want to be a slender—I want to be a human forever! Everyone said I look nice..."
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