《Life With Creepypastas》31 ⦻ Hectic Morning With The Pastas (filler chapter ig)
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~ The next morning ~
I stumble out my room the next morning, seeing that some of the others were just waking up as well. "Good morning Walker" Hoodie greeted me as I walked by. "Didya get a good rest?"
"Yeah, how about you," I reply, slightly smiling at him.
"Pretty good. Strange that I woke up this late though..."
I roll my eyes and walk past him, muttering, "It's literally only 6:30 in the morning..."
I head off downstairs and decide to make myself a bunch of toast for breakfast. Once I reach the kitchen though, it looked like everyone had already beaten me there.
"Why on earth is everyone even up this early!?" I exclaim, watching the insane activity going on in the kitchen. "Early bird gets the toast," Toby stepped in front of me with a piece of toast in his mouth and a smirk on his face. "Its 6:30. What the hell is everyone besides you up for?"
"Dunno. Strange, huh? Even BENny b-boi is awake and he likes to sleep in usually." Toby pointed over a BEN who was sitting on the kitchen counter playing the Switch while Jane was next to him getting them some cereal.
"You should be getting your own breakfast," Jane snarled, pulling down the box from the cabinet and glaring at BEN. "I'm too short," BEN replied lazily, not once looking up from his game.
I walked over to them and offered to help Jane out with getting the cereal. "Thanks (Cp/n)!" She sighed in relief, handing me the box for me to pour while she got the milk. "Hey, is there anymore bread left? Former wants some," Former spoke up. "Sorry, Toby got all the last ones," Masky groaned, tending to something on the stove. Toby gave a dark chuckle and stuck his tongue out at Former and Former frowned.
"Doesn't anyone want candy for breakfast??" I heard Laughing Jack question aloud, holding up a handful of candy in his hands. "Me me me me me!!!" Lazari squealed, jumping up and down. LJ gladly poured all his candy on the kids head, laughing while he did so.
"There's way too many damn people up in here," Jeff growled, having trouble trying to escape the kitchen through the crowds. "Want to get on my back then Jeffrey~? I'll carry you?" Offenderman said, placing a hand on Jeff's shoulder with a dark smile.
I finished pouring the cereal for BEN . "Thanks (Cp/N)," Jane said again, and I nodded, leaving the rest to her.
I spotted Splendorman on the floor, his face twisted in horror and his arms wrapped around his legs that were held up to his chest. "Splendor...?" I whispered cautiously, creeping up to him slowly. "Um. Are...you okay...?"
"We're...we're out of Lucky Charms..." The slender brother whimpered, shaking as he stared at the floor. You frowned, "Didn't I just buy cereal when I went to the store— you know what nevermind, I'll just go out a buy you some more later Splenor..."
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"W-Would you really, (Y/N)?"
Splendor's face suddenly turned gleeful and he jumped up, hugging me tightly. "Thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you!!!!"
"You're welcome, Sp-Splendor—!" I gag, almost choking in his squeeze. He noticed my state and gently put me down, then patting my head. I was about to turn and walk away when I come face to face with Nina. "(Y/N), I'm hungry...but there's so many people here that I can't even get into the kitchen to see what there is to eat!! Could you help me~?" She asked, clasping her hands together.
"Alright fine, follow me," I sighed, beginning to lead her back to the crowded kitchen. I quickly get on my knees and start crawling on the ground underneath everyone that was there, and Nina followed me doing the same. Eventually, we make it to what I think is the pantry and I pull myself up again, pressing myself against the door. I spot Nina fighting to crawl through, and I grab her arms, pulling her up and beside me.
"How the heck do we survive having to live with all these people??" Nina hissed, trying to catch her breath. "Still to this day, I don't know," I respond, turning and grabbing the pantry door and opening it. "Hurry and grab what you can before the others swarm this side too" I say, and Nina pinched my cheek before digging into the pantry.
I get back on my knees and begin to crawl beneath everyone to get out again, but this time I'm stopped when something tight wraps around my waist and pulls me up off of the ground. I come face to face with none other than Offender.
"What do you want," I grumble, letting my arms fall as he dangled me in the air. "Need help Walker~?" He asked, tilting his head. "Did I ask for help? I don't think so," I sigh, "please put me down."
Just then I see Sally run into Offender and she looks up at him pleadingly. "Uncle Offendy!! Please put (Y/N) down, I need them!" She squeaked, giving him puppy dog eyes. Offender looked down at her and sighed, slowly putting me down, "I can't say no to that cute little face, can I?"
I dust myself off and look at the little girl, "Thanks Sal, what do you want?"
"I just woke up and I got to the kitchen and everyone's taking everything!!! I didn't even get a chance to eat anything and it's not fair and no one's listening to me!!"
I blink as the girl began crying at me all of her problems, then I sigh and gently pet her head. "It's alright Sally, I'll help you get something. What did you want to eat?"
"Lucky Charms!"
"Of course you did..."
I sigh as Sally wraps her arms around me and decide maybe I'll just run to the store and grab the cereal real quick. I pick Sally up and was about to squeeze my way with her out of the kitchen when something wet falls on both of our heads.
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Me and Sally turn and see Zero looking at us with a now empty carton of milk. "...Oops..."
Sally starts crying as milk streaks down her face and I can't blame her because she only just woke up and she's starving so I have to keep myself from knocking Zero over the head. "Good going Zero. You made Sally cry."
"I'm so sorry! It's not my fault this kitchen is crowded with every single person living here!"
I rolled my eyes and struggle through the crowd to carry Sally out of the kitchen. When we get out the kitchen, I go searching for SpenderMan and see him watching some documentary about the Great Depression. The Tv was showing images of people struggling to get food and poor people suffering during those times and Spender was laughing his head off while fanning himself with a few hundreds.
I stared at him for a long time, wondering if I should rethink my decision to ask him what I was going to, but I wanted to make Sally happy so I went for it anyways.
"Spender, can you lend me one of those hundreds you've got there? I want to get some cereals for Sally and Splendor."
Spender immediately stopped laughing and turned to me with a dirty glare. "The last time I checked, cereal only costs $2.50–and that's for the cheapest brand! One-hundred, are you mad?"
"Fine can I borrow at least $5.00–just $5 so I can get some Lucky Charms?"
"You greedy rat, quit begging me for money! You want lucky charms? Go to Slender's office, print out a picture of your ''lucky charms' and sprinkle sugar on it! The child won't be able to tell the difference!"
I stare at SpenderMan dumbfounded. Sally wasn't having it; she jumped from my arms and stormed up to the greed slender, kicking him in his legs and storming off. As Spender screamed in pain and dropped his cash on the floor, I take the chance to dash at the greens and grab a couple.
"THEIf! THEIF!! SLENDER! YOUR LITTLE MINION JUST ROBBED ME!!!!" Spender yelled as I ran off with literally only $200 out of the whole 3K stash he had swinging in his face there.
I bolt out the front door of the mansion and run into the woods, heading for the store.
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When I get back to the mansion with groceries in hand, I see that everyone was settled with their breakfast, either taking to space on the couch or sitting around the dining room table.
I walk into the kitchen and take out the things I brought; two boxes of family sized Lucky Charms, some Fruit Loops because those are colorful too and I'm sure Splendod and Sally would be pleased with that—two bags of bread, some milk, and some juice.
"Oh good, you came back with groceries! Finally you're useful!" I heard the voice of Glitchy Red and I see him running into the kitchen. He grabs the milk before I could say anything and turned to run off with it, only to be confronted with Smile Doggo skidding into the kitchen.
Smile accidentally barreled into Glitchy and Glitchy dropped the milk in shock, once again spilling it all over the floor, the whole gallon I just brought.
Smile's happy panting stopped and the two slowly turned to look at me. "Glitchy," I say calmly, trying not to loose it, "this is why, if I were your Dad, I'd never come home with the milk knowing you'd pull this shit."
"Dude, it was the dogs fault!"
Smile's ears lowered in shame.
I grumble and pass up the both of them, taking the lucky charms cereals with me. I head into the dining room where most everyone was and toss one of the boxes on the table. "Try not to finish it all at once you guys."
Half the table already starts grabbing at the box trying to get their share first. I groan, figuring this would happen and head over to where SplendorMan and Sally were sitting together, playing puzzles together on the table to keep themselves busy while everyone else ate.
"Look what I got!" I smile at them, holding up the other box of Lucky Charms I had saved specifically for them. "Lucky Charms!!!" They both screamed, jumping up from the table. I smile as Splendor picks me up, hugging me tightly and Sally hugs the both of us, jumping up and down. "You're the best, (Y/N)! I'm going to draw you the best picture ever when I'm done!" Sally cried, taking the box of cereal and staring to pour it in one of the bowls at the table.
"Me too!" Splendor exclaimed, placing me down on the ground and patting my head. "Hey (Y/N), how come you didn't buy m-me anything?" Toby asked, stepping up to me.
"Are you an 8 year old girl or a 600 year old entity that acts like a 8 year old girl? No? Then buy your own lucky charms," I say, gently punching his shoulder. Toby chuckled and shakes my shoulders before walking off.
I look back to the table and see that there's now a huge mess of lucky charms all over the table and the other creepies still fighting over what was left. Tired and not wanting to deal with anything, I quickly leave and head for my room.
i may or may not add more to this chapter in the future.
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