尸 卂 山 丂 " human eating cat "- arts/pasta by

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(y/n)'s p. o. v

I was sitting in the living room next to Puppeteer and Lost Silver. The three of us were watching random movies together and just chilling for the night because I'm tired of spending every waking moment around BEN Drowned with a side of Jeff and his usual nonsense.

Lost Silver was huddled up close to me because apparently, he liked cuddling next to people so I didn't mind his closeness and resorted to gently petting his head while he shifted between watching the movie and falling asleep on himself.

Puppeteer seemed happy yet uncomfortable the whole time we were watching the movies; he's not used to people wanting to hang out with him but I guess it'll be my job to help him get used to it.

We're in the middle of watching Texas Chainsaw Massacre—well trying to watch it, but BEN eventually shows up on the screen and started pretending to be a part of the movie, now ruining it for the three of us instead of getting us to laugh like he thinks he was doing.

I'm about to shut off the TV so BEN gets trapped inside the movie when Kagekao and Former suddenly run into the living room in front of us and I see they're wearing civilian clothing; Kagekao's wearing his black hoodie but with blue jeans and black boots. He isn't wearing his mask...which I've never seen in my whole life here. Somehow, his skin isn't gray but he's wearing shades to cover his eyes. Former's hair is slicked back so it isn't a bush as it usually is and he's wearing normal clothing; a gray jacket with a blue undershirt and dark blue jeans with sneakers.

I stare at them in shock but before I could comment, Kagekao bursts out "DID YOU HEAR THE NEWS!?"

Kagekao's screaming awoke Silver whose head quickly shot up from my shoulder and the boy looked around in a panic, "Wh-Wh-What news!?!?"

"Theres a huge beast that's on the loose in the city that's been eating people alive! We want to go see it in person to see if it's true!!"

I, Puppeteer, and Lost Silver blinked at the two in disinterest. "Then go see it?" Puppeteer scoffed, "why do you have to come and tell us?"

"The thing is, it supposedly eats people..." Former responded, "Former and Kagekao think it'd be safer if a group went to go see it than just Kagekao and Former by themself."

"So let me get this straight," I spoke, sitting up from the couch, "you want us to get eaten in a group rather than just the two of you get eaten? Quit trying to pull other people into your dangerous adventures. If you want to go see it so bad, go see it and leave us, who actually want to live, out of it."

Kagekao and Former seemed disappointed for a bit until BEN scrambles out of the TV behind them, "I'll go!! There's no way something like that actually exists! I bet you guys are just gonna go to town and be disappointed when nothing like that exists!"

"It does exist, we saw it on TV!" Kagekao hissed. "Not everything you see on TV is the truth you dunce," Puppeteer groaned in annoyance.

BEN jumped in front of me and smirked widely, "Hey (Y/n), wanna make a bet? If you come with us and the beasty thing they're talking about is real, I promise I'll do whatever you tell me to do for the next whole week~"

"No, I'm trying to enjoy my night and hang out with my new best friends," I respond, hugging Lost Silver and Puppeteer close to me. Hearing this, BEN frowned at me and turned away. "Oh for crying out loud, they can come too! Please (Y/N)-sama!!!" Kagekao cried, falling to his knees and clasping his hands together.

Lost Silver looked at me and smiled shyly, "I-Ill do whatever (Y/n) wants...since they're m-my new best friend..."

"Me too..." Puppeteer added, although he looked like he wanted nothing to do with Kagekao, Former, and BEN.

I looked from Lost Silver and Puppeteer, then to the other three, and sighed. "Alright fine. We'll come too..."

Kagekao bounced back up to his feet with a victorious grin, "Yoi arigatou! You won't regret coming with us, (Y/N)-sama!" He then grabbed Former's hand and ran for the door with him, "we'll wait for you guys outside, just hurry and get ready!"

Once the two flew out the door, I pulled Silver and Puppeteer up with me off the couch. "It'll be fun lads," I say, more tired than excited to go anywhere. "N-N-Not if the beast is real and we get eaten..." Silver shuttered. "I won't let anything bad happen to you or The Walker," Puppeteer assured him. I smile at him and suggest that we all go to TrenderMan for civilian makeovers so we blend in when we reach the city.

The three of us then walk off, leaving BEN standing there alone.

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"Ready to go you guys?"

I meet with Puppeteer and Lost Silver again in the living room. I'm wearing basic normal civilian clothing instead of my normal creepypasta look; a light gray jacket over a darker gray shirt and black jeans along with sneakers—simple. Puppeteer is wearing a black hoodie just like Kagekao and black jeans and his eyes look normal now with a golden color. His normal gray skin is now pale, and I never understand how Trender can go that far with Creepypasta transformations...

Anyways, Lost Silver seems to have temporary extra limbs that lacked before, but was walking with crutches. He was wearing a long-sleeved dark red shirt with blue jeans and sneakers and his face was clear of all blood and he wore shades over his blotted out eyes. On his head, he kept his usual cap on.

"I'm ready whenever you are, (Y/N)," Silver murmured, carefully walking over to me. I was about to lead the two towards the door when I heard rushing coming from the steps and I see BEN tumbling down, Jeff flailing behind him; both of them were wearing civilian outfits.

"We're coming too!"

"Why the FUCK do you get to decide how I spend my night!?"

I groan seeing the two of them appear, not in the mood for the extra drama that usually comes with them. I see not only BEN and Jeff, but BEN's got with him familiar face propped up on his neck.

"Why do you even still have Chucky," I ask, narrowing my eyes at the doll. "Cause I caught him so he's mine. What's it to you anyway?" BEN spat at me with quite the attitude. Chucky glared at me and stuck his thumbs in his ears, crossing his eyes, and began taunting me.

"Just ignore them, let's go (Y/n)," Puppeteer scoffed, grabbing my arm and pulling me behind him. Silver quickly followed us behind, but I could hear the low growls of BEN as we left him.

Once we got outside, Kagekao and Former were there, impatiently waiting. "What took so long?? The thing we saw might be gone because of you slowpokes! Yare yare..." Kagekao groaned, crossing his arms. "The thing that might not even be real," BEN muttered.

"Former and Kagekao will prove to you it's real. Just follow us!" Former exclaimed, and he and Kagekao began running off into the woods. BEN along with Chucky and Jeff shoved past me and Puppeteer and followed them close behind.

"Do we really have to go? With those stooges?" Puppeteer whispered to me. "It'll be alright Pup. I'm just glad I get to hang out more with you and Silver," I responded. Puppeteer and Silver both seemed happy hearing me say that, so the three of us stuck close together as we followed Kage's gang.

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Once we arrived in the city a few miles away from the woods, I was blown away by the scenery were were met with.

| idk something like that i couldn't find a good one ^ |

"Woah..." Silver murmured, staring at the destruction with wide eyes. "Living with you ugly bastards for so long, I wouldn't be surprised if one of you were the cause behind this..." Chucky muttered, boredly leaning against BEN's head.

"It wasn't any of us...at least I don't think! Which Creepypasta could cause destruction like this?" Kagekao said, his voice sounding excited, "it's definitely the beast thingy we saw on TV!!"

"Maybe it was a small tornado," I spoke up, trying to make up any suggestion that would defy the idea that a huge monster of some sort actually ruined this place. "Or it c-could've been a small bomb...?" Silver whimpered. "Let's go further and see if we see any clues that it would be anything out of the ordinary," Kagekao instructed, beginning to lead the way through rubble and debris.

The rest of us went after him, looking around at the smashed cars and broken debris that scattered the roads and sidewalks.

I hear the sounds of ambulances in the distance and as we trek deeper into the city I start noticing bodies scattered here and there. A lot of the bodies were mutilated and missing body parts or just completely cleaned off from the head to waist.

"Looks like we missed out on a party or something," Jeff exclaimed, seeming excited by the gruesome scene, "really, what did all of this?"

"The big beast Kagekao and Former were talking about is probably long gone now," BEN scoffed, kicking dust up in the air, "such a waste."

Just then, I notice something scamper past us as quick as a bolt. My eyes follow as quickly as they could and just before the mysterious object disappears into an alleyway, I notice what looked like the feature of two tails.

Huh?

"Ok, that's new. I'm following that thing," I announce, beginning to walk towards the alleyway. The others follow me without hesitation.

Once we reach the small space, it's a dimly lit area and it's hard to tell if there's anything in there or not. "I swore I saw something really strange speed in here," I mumbled, looking around to see if I could see anything moving. I stumble near a dumpster and look around the side.

I see a small cat sitting there, licking itself.

"Aww..." I utter, watching the cat with a small smile. "You're a cute one. Just like Grin Grin."

The cat stops licking itself and looks up at me, and I'm caught off guard by its face. The tan coated cat displayed a loosely fitted jaw, just like that of a snakes. What looks to be blood seeps from its muzzle of sharpened teeth and decorates it's front paws. The cat not only had a questionable facial appearance, but it also had six legs rather than four as you would expect a normal cat to have.

I stare at the cat, examining it for a long time as it stared back at me with shiny, curious red eyes.

Dang. This thing is strange ...and cute.

The other pastas came up behind me, realizing my attention was stuck on something. "Did (Y/n) find anything?" Former asked. "(Y/n) has been idle here for quite a bit."

"Take a look at this creepy cool looking thing," I say, inviting the pastas to come take a look at the kitty. "What the—NANI!? What's wrong with it!? Kagekao cried, looking disgusted by the animal.

"Are you serious!? It's just a stupid cat! You know I hate cats!" BEN scoffed aloud, suddenly stepping up to the feline and giving it a violent kick in its side, inspiring a loud yelp from it.

"What the hell is wrong with you!?" I yell at him,grabbing him by his collar and and shoving him back into the ground along with Chucky.

The cat's head immediately swung around and it's now dilated eyes fixated on BEN.

Before I could get a chance to be dumbfounded by the fact that the cat just spoke, the feline suddenly began to literally GROW in size right before our eyes, towering over me and the others in just a matter of seconds. The building enclosing the alleyway were destroyed in result of the cats sudden growth, and debris began to rain down upon us mercilessly.

BEN blinked and slowly began to pull himself up off the ground, hiding behind Jeff. "I...I think I pissed it off."

The monstrous cat scoffed, eyeing us down as we huddled together beneath it in utter shock and confusion.

The cat then cracked its neck to the side and expanded its mouth open wide, reaching its head down to snag BEN.

"RUN BITCHES RUN!!!!!" Chucky screamed at the top of his lungs, and the seven of us immediately took off, desperate to get away from catzilla.

The monster cat chased after us, reaching out its head and snapping at us with its large jaws whenever it got close enough to pick us off.

"This is what happens when you fucktards think it's a good idea to bring a fucking douche on one of your stupid adventures!!" Jeff yelled, gaining the most distance out of all of us. "SHUT UP YOU PALEASS FREAK!!" BEN screamed, running as fast as his legs could carry him.

"Both of you shut up and keep running!" I yell, trying my best not to trip over and get myself caught by this beast. "(Y/N), help me!!!" Lost Silver cried, beginning to trip over himself. Before I could do anything, Puppeteer's string appeared to wrap around Lost Silver and he picked up the boy, pulling him into his arms and began to run while carrying him.

We all manage to dodge the grab attempts of the beast and scurry back into the safety of the woods...

...except the woods were not safe. The cat came and trampled the trees, searching for us underneath the sea of green. "Holy shit, we're dead," Kagekao murmured as we took shelter hiding behind a huge boulder. "Good idea Kagekao...BEN's already dead, let's feed BEN to it!" Former hissed, cracking his knuckles at BEN. Former began grabbing at BEN and BEN screamed, trying to fight him off.

"Guys stop, there's got to be another solution," I whisper, grabbing Former's hands. "L-Let's keep hidden for now t-t-till it gets tired of looking for us..." Silver shuttered, leaning against Puppeteer nervously.

We heard the cats meow echo throughout the woods. "Not my best feature!" Jeff yelled. "I miss Grinny neko-san..." Kagekao murmured, hugging himself.

I feel pathetic sitting here hiding with these idiots while this terror cat wreaks havoc in Slender's woods. They're too scared to even do anything; Kagekao is huddling with Former while hugging himself, Former was trying to calm Kage down, Puppeteer was doing the same trying to keep Silver calm, (Y/n) was staring into space, probably thinking of a dumb plan like they always do, Chucky had his head rolled back like he was pissed off and BEN was just sitting there pouting like a little bitch baby when this was all his fault.

We're not going to get anywhere like this, that cat may as well come over here and devour us all because we're just a group of pathetic sitting geese.

I pull myself up off the ground and walk from behind the boulder. "Jeff!? Get back here, what do you think you're doing? The cat'll see you!" Kagekao whisper-yelled at me.

"Ok and? I don't see you pussies doing anything to stop it?"

"Dumbass. Hope the cat enjoys your mayo looking ass," (Y/N) growled at me.

I grin at (Y/n) before turning from the group and starting to where I saw huge tan colored paws mercilessly crushing trees to the ground.

I make sure to keep distance before looking up and calling up to the dumb animal. "Here kitty kitty! Come here you big shit," I call out, waving my hands up at it.

The creeps head turns in my direction and it's jaw extended, looking at me with a hungered expression. It meowed, preparing itself to snag me in its mouth. "Appetizer my ass, I saw all those dead bodies back in the city. What you need is a diet, ya glutton!" I responded, shoving my hands in my pockets.

The cat sneered.

I like this feline.

My smile widens as I admire the beast of a cat. "You're funny. If only our house cat was as interesting as you are, maybe I wouldn't treat him like trash."

Amusing. I step closer to the cat until I'm standing right before one of its huge paws. I examine its paws for a bit before looking back up at it and smirking, "You know what? I think I'll call you Paws. How do you like that name?"

The cat seemed taken aback for a bit, and it's gaped mouth slightly closed.

"You didn't turn it down so it'll do."

Paws looked like it was fed up with me at this point. I chuckle slightly and begin petting one of its paws, wondering if the gesture would calm it down. "Come on kitty, you don't wanna eat me. You're too much of a good lil' kitty aren't you? Besides, why eat me when I could take you hunting sometime and have you devour all my victims~?"

It tilted its head and me and somehow, it's size shrunk down a slight bit.

The others started showing up, not getting too close but close enough to witness the conversation between me and Paws. Bunch of scaredy-cats.

"Those people out there aren't my kind. I kill those city folk for sport," I respond to Paws, revealing my knife that was stained with dry blood. "And this is just a fake getup to blend in with society but me and my pals here are all killers, just like you."

Paws stared at me a little while longer and slowly it's size shrunk down more and more until it was a regular cat size, towering only to my ankles. I grin down at the feline and pick it up in my arms, petting its head. "Good little kitty-witty~"

The other pastas gather around me, dumbfounded. "Jeff?? How the fuck did you tame the catzilla???"

"Jeff?? How the fuck did you tame catzilla???" (CP/N) questioned the psycho, staring in disbelief as he started nuzzling the cat in his arms.

"Once again, i actually tried to do something useful other than sit back and cry about the situation," Jeff scoffed, not taking his eyes off the furball. The cat looked like it was disregarding Jeff's affections but at the same time it wasn't fighting it either.