《Life With Creepypastas》Slashers ᯽ I t
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- - - (Y/N) 's p. o. v. - - -
I'm walking around in the dark looking for the Slashers or "Antipastas" with Jeff The Killer dragging behind me.
Just when I thought my life couldn't get any more unrealistic, I'm walking beside the bleached psychopathic dope who cut a hole in his face for who the hell knows why while looking for 1980 fictional horror movie maniacs that aren't actually actors wearing a costume after all.
I'm trying not to let this all phase me, but there's only so much excitement you can take before you start going a little mad.
"Why're you walking so slow? Fucking snail. We'll never catch up to anyone with you leading the way," Jeff hissed at me.
I chuckle at this, then turn to look at him.
"I'm so slow then why don't YOU STEP THE FUCK UP AND TAKE THE LEAD YOU MUPPET."
No one told this idiot to come with me anyways, I sure didn't.
Jeff shoves past me and walks in front, taking the lead. I feel like he only wanted a reason to yell at me, to be honest. He seems to enjoy yelling at me.
...Maybe I should sneak off and find my way alone.
"Don't even think about it, Walker. You leave me here, and I gouge your eyes out next I see you," Jeff warned, as if reading my thoughts.
"Are you scared?" I asked him.
"What exactly am I supposed to be scared of when I'm basically the scariest thing out here?" He scoffed, not paying attention ahead.
I then watched him as he walked right into some figure.
Jeff immediately jumped and backed up with his knife in hand, half panicked. He then looked at who he ran into and tilted his head.
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"Whose this clown?"
The literal clown he ran into chuckled creepily and gave a weird smirk, "Who am I~~~? Hehe, youre saying you don't already know me, little Jeffy?"
I somehow recognize the weird red hair, the faded clown suit and the creepy evil smile. Pennywise...
While Jeff seems to be distracting the clown, I pull out a spare dagger I brought along with me and hold it back, aiming at Pennywise's head.
"Night creep. One killer clown is enough for me," I mutter before skilfully throwing the dagger.
I guess the throw wasn't skillful after all because Pennywise grabbed the dagger before it pierced his skull.
And then his head turned fast to my direction, his grin widening. "Awwww you almost got me. Better luck next time
(Y/NNNNN) ~ HEEEHEE"
He then took the dagger and ATE it, while laughing tauntingly at the same time. Jeff backed far the hell away from Pennywise and stood beside me, knife still raised.
"(Y/N), why on earth would you feed it your weapon, dumbass," Jeff whispered.
"I didn't know he was going to do that. Besides that was a side weapon, I've got my sword. let's take him on together," I snap.
Once Pennywise finished chowing down my dagger, me and Jeff both ran at him, our weapons raised.
Pennywise chuckled, "Silly children~ you think it's that easy? Let me show you just what you're getting yourself into..."
He suddenly bent over on all fours and started crawling towards us like a possessed beast, cackling his head off and his mouth widening with teeth sharp as knives.
"HOLY SHIT-!" Jeff screamed before accidentally shoving into me. "JEFF!" I yell, stumbling over from surprise and we both fall.
Just like that, I'm ready to die again just because Jeff got jump scared, and doesn't show signs of having a functioning BRAIN.
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But before Pennywise could kill either of us, I hear a loud, pissed sounding roar and then I see something land on Pennywise's back, jamming a huge blade into his neck.
Pennywise roared and stumbled to the side, trying to see his attacker.
I see the attacker hop off his back and stand aside growling, waiting for Pennywise to attack them.
"Kate!" I exclaim. "Great timing!"
"No one harms (CP/N)" Kate hissed, twitching creepily while looking at the clown. "Or any of the proxies, for that matter."
The Chaser then tossed the blade in my direction and I caught it, looking to her in confusion. "Take it and go. I'll deal with this one," She sneered.
Pennywise seemed to be recovering from the slash and with a scowl started to run at Kate.
Like a wild animal, Kate dashed at him and jammed her whole fist straight into his chest, ripping through his body and then tearing out what looked to be his heart or something.
Pennywise screamed and with all his might he shoved Kate far away. The bloody Kate tumbled backwards and dug her fingers into the ground to stop herself from skidding.
"Chaser, be careful! C'mon (Y/N) we can't let her have all the fun, can we?" Jeff said, pulling himself off the ground and running to the two with his knife.
I don't understand this bipolar freak. One moment he wants to shout at me and call me the scum of the earth, the next he wants me to help fight beside him.
Everyday I still find myself trying to get used to these guys.
Jeff, now aware of what Pennywise is capable of doing carefully approaches him and starts slashing at his back.
Pennywise's focus turns to Jeff and he starts trying to slash him.
"I told you two to RUN!" Kate yelled angrily, running to Pennywise again.
"We can't just leave you to fight this thing alone!" Jeff responded.
I was about to step in myself to help when suddenly Pennywise strikes Jeff in the torso and Jeff fell forwards, getting the breath knocked out of him.
"Jeff you... AGGHH!" Kate's frustrated snarl came from behind and she started to run at Pennywise again.
Pennywise though was waiting and he turned to Kate just when she was about to gut him again.
My eyes widen in disbelief as I watch the clown stretch forwards and devour Kate's whole arm, then gorging his teeth into her shoulder and ripping her whole arm clean off.
Kate's stunned silence was met with the bloodcurling scream of me and Jeff as she dropped to the ground and Pennywise laughed, her blood streaming down his face.
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