《Life With Creepypastas》[SLASHERS CROSSOVER] KageKao's Mysterious Present
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y/n's p. o. v.
After coming back from that mission with the proxies, I got encountered by Slender.
"Congratulations!" Slenders told me placing his hands together when I walked into the living room. "You've made your first kill. Officially deeming you one of us!"
I yawned and stretched my arms, responding "I'm tired."
Slender's face creased and he seemed taken aback by my response to his praise.
"Sorry, I mean thanks Sargeant Ravioli."
Toby crackled behind me and Slenders lowered his hands, with a sigh. "Whatever, I'll let you get away with it since you managed to do your job today."
I sigh and shake my head, "Honestly, sorry Slender. I'll try and be more serious when it comes to things like this now. I promise. "
"No (Y/N)! Continue making him look like the egg-head h-he is!" Toby hollared at me. "Toby shut up!" Slender growled, smacking him over the head with one of his tendrils.
"Ma'am, I didn't feel that," Toby grinned. Masky looked like he was getting annoyed being around us, so he walked off to his room. Hoodie went to go do something else as well, but Kate stuck around me, as she always does.
"I'm gonna g-go practice my hatchet throws. Anyone n-needs me, I'll be down in th' basement," Toby said, saluting off at Slender and walking off for the training area.
Slenders looked down at me and tilted his head. "What will you do now, (CP/N)? Celebrate your first kill, perhaps?"
"Actually I'm just planning to go catch up on the hours of sleep I missed between 4AM and now, " I say, bobbing my head, "but since you mentioned celebrating my success, can I get a cake? I like cake."
SlenderMan doesn't say anything for A bit before sighing and nodding his head, "Yes fine, you will get a cake. I will have my brother SplendorMan make it right away."
Kate shook her head and spoke, "Master, forgive me, but that airhead of a brother of yours is currently frolicking around in America messing with their weather. Maybe you should assign someone else to do the job."
Slender tilted his head, "are you implying that you wish to take the task up yourself?"
Kate looked at me then lowered her head, "Not at all sir. Just a suggestion..."
"Do whatever you guys want... Im just gonna go now," I mumbled tiredly, starting to walk for the stairs.
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Before I could get to my room Jeff The Killer suddenly jumps in front of me, pulling a knife to my face.
"KID. Knife fight me, now."
The heck.
I frown at him. "Kid? Jeff I'm probably older than you so shut up and get outta my way."
"Scuse me?" Jeff muttered, tilting his head. "That was a demand, peasant. Fight me!"
"Ah shut it you little pissbaby," I heard the voice of Jane scowl and I see her walk up to us and chop Jeff in the stomach. The killer bends over in pain and falls to his knees, "JANE WHAT THE HELL!?"
Jane flips him off, then looks to me and holds out a hand, showing my path to my room. "Problem solved. You can pass now," She said.
I smile at her offer a thanks before walking past the Jeff that looked like he was about to hurl.
I get in my room and check every electrical corner, making sure BEN Drowned was no where in my space.
When I was sure the place was to myself, I hop in my bed and lay back to relax.
When suddenly a huge rip in the middle of nowhere appeared and then a door showed up in the center of my room.
I watched with slight disinterest because I was starting to get used to random shit happening in the place.
The door opened and I saw this tall dude take a step in, looking really pissed. He's got l ong reddish hair and green eyes like I've never seen before. He's got on a ringmaster's sort of get up, and in one hand there's this huge weird looking key he's got.
Well... Ive never seen him before in my life so my disinterest quickly turns to curiosity and fear.
The man looks at me for a while, tapping his sharp looking claw-like hands against the door with his free hand. Is he mad at me? What did I do wrong this time?
"Um," I say cautiously, beginning to stand from my bed. "Welcome to my room... uh, my name's (Y/N) and I uh... I-"
"Where is it??" The man hissed at me, suddenly stepping fully out of his magical portal door way and storming straight up towards me.
I backed the heck away as fast as I could but Big Red snatched my collar and lifted me up, smashing me into a wall.
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"CALM DOWN I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!" I yelled, trying frantically to kick at him.
"Tell me where you hid the cube!" He shouted at me, his skin beginning to turn pitch black.
"CUBE?! What cube, what are you talking about!!!??" I shout.
"heh.... don't act like you don't know
The male drops the strange key and raises his now free hand, forming a fist and aims at my face. "I'll punch out your soul and find it myself, I guess" He said, now sounding strangely calm.
Wow. Talk about meeting your demise because you got blamed for stealing someone's geometry lesson. Sad.
I wait to be killed by this otherwordly being when he suddenly mumbles "Wait" and I quickly get dropped to the ground.
I look up and see him walking over to my desk and he picks up that present KageKao gave me yesterday when he wanted to apologize.
Wait... was that what this guy wanted? I haven't even opened it yet. Just what did KageKao give to me....
"You hid it... In here?" He sneered, picking the conveniently cube shaped present up and quickly ripping off the wrapping paper.
Inside is this weird bright blue cube matter looking shape thingy that was moving within itself... or something. Not really sure how to explain it, but it was weird, I mean it kinda looks like the actual Tesseract.
"That's what KageKao gave me!!? What is that even?!" I exclaim, standing up.
"Clearly the most powerful device in the universe, capable of opening up and closing new realms as well as destroying them and existence in its entirety," The man told me.
"oh."
It wasnt hard to piece things together that KageKao likely stole this cube thing from Big Red and gifted it to me as a present. Typical trickster. But why did he have to give me something THIS FUCKING DANGEROUS!??
What if I opened the stupid present and accidentally ended up blowing up Australia for just sneezing on it? Or sent the whole Earth hurling into a black hole...?
...Wait. Spiraling oblivion actually sounds kinda nice when you think about it--
"Why do you have this?" The male scowled at me, cutting me off from my thoughts.
"It wasn't my fault, I swear, someone else gave that to me, they said it was an "apology gift"" I respond quickly.
He looked at me with an unbelieving glare for a moment, the back at the cube. "I could see it on your face. Apparently you're being truthful. I'd know exactly who did it then."
"You.. Do...?"
"SlenderMan's foolish little jester, KageKao, isn't it? I wouldnt doubt it was him, as he's stolen many MANY things from me before!"
He then clenched his fist, "but stealing THIS has crossed the line!"
"Wait," I interrupt, "you know Slender and others... so you're probably a Creepypasta. Who are you?"
The male turned back to me with a look of disinterest, "As I should be asking you. I'm known as Jason The Toymaker, yet I've never seen your pathetic form before in this place."
Paaaaaathetic? .....Well, he's not wrong. I'm not that strong yet. But I think I've put in enough hard work in training to not be downtalked like this.
Something inside forced me to turn to seriousness, I don't know what or why. I suddenly face Jason with a dark expression. "I won't let anyone talk down a loyal serve of The Slender Man. I am the fifth follower, The Walker, (CP/N). You are living filth compared to the likes of us who follow the Dark One! Know your place, mortal."
Well, I definitely cringed inside, feeling pretty sure that was the most pathetic thing to ever come out my mouth. Why the fuck did I say that? I sounded like some wannabe edgelord 10 year old emo kid. Sad.
Jason The Toymaker seemed unmoved by what I said, and scoffed, "Firstly, I'm not mortal, unlike you. Second, I don't care about SlenderMan and his stupid followers. Your rank and whatnot have no ties to me, so, whatever."
He walked past me and picked back up his strange key. Then, he made another magical door appear in my room. "I have what I wanted, so I'll be taking my leave"
I kinda felt too stupid to do or say anything else.
Before Jason could walk into his portal though, BEN suddenly comes tumbling out of my TV and goes right through the portal, slamming straight into Jason. "HEY (Y/n) GUESS WH-ACAK--!"
The two crash onto the floor and I see the power cube fly straight out of Jason's hand.
Right. Into. Me.
The cube collided with my forehead and on impact it exploded into a bright light, that engulfed everything around us.
.... dammit BEN.
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