《Life With Creepypastas》24 ⦻ The Morning Of The Day You Become A Criminal
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I had fallen asleep in the middle of cleaning up the mess in my room after the unexpected movie night with the others.
When I was up again, I was kind of out of it and in a daze, but I was able to quickly get out of it.
There was still a bit of mess in my room, crumbs on the floor and trash in some places, but it wasn't that much of a big deal for now.
There was no window in my room, so I looked over at my computer screen to see the time.
2:40 AM
Welp, about two more hours till I had to get up to go on my first mission anyways.
I clean up a bit more of the mess in my room, change into my creepypasta clothes, and then walk out of my room, grabbing my weapon at the same time.
I trek downstairs and see the lights are all off, but I see someone sitting on the couch and the TV is on high volume showing some show.
"Happy Appy Appy App, Happy Appy Appy Happ"
Sounds like a kid show. I notice the person sitting at the TV was SplendorMan, and he was watching with Sally sitting in his lap, also watching.
"Wow, you two are up.... Early..." I say, walking over to them with a confused expression at why an 8 year old was up at 2AM watching TV.
"Well this is the only time one of Sally's favorite shows is showing, and she refuses to miss it, so here we are!" Splendor replied.
Sally looks at me and giggles cutely.
I glare at her for a bit before walking over to her and petting her head. "You. You're too cute."
I then look at Splendor and grin, "You. You're weird."
"Aww, Thank you!"
It amuses me how Splendor takes almost everything as a compliment.
I chuckle to myself and leave the two to go grab something to eat before the proxies wake up and pester me.
For breakfast, I find myself with a bag of chips and a soda.
It probably wasn't the best choice considering I was going to need energy for this day in particular, but I was tired of eating the same cereal everyday.
I see Sally running into the kitchen cause I guess she heard the chip bag and she looked up at me pleadingly.
"No Sally, this is my breakfast."
"Pleaseeeeeeeeee?"
"No Sally."
"Pwetty pleaseeeeeee???"
She blinks her eyes at me, a puppy dog expression on her face.
Dammit.
"Fine, take the whole bag. You win," I say, succumbing to her plead.
She giggles and takes the bag, digging into my beautiful chips.
Well, at least I had a soda left.
I cracked it open and was about to take a sip when a hand suddenly grabs the can and it's taken out of my grasp.
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"Thanks Walker. Really needed the energy this morning," I see Toby smirking at me as he had stolen my soda and he winked before drinking from it.
"Wow. Toby, you butthead. Get your own next time!"
Toby laughs at me and I frown when I hear my stomach growl.
Now I'm gonna starve. Grand.
Sally stands on her tip toes and randomly places a chip on my head. I sigh, "thanks I guess,"and take the chip, eating it.
" Stop crying (Y/N), o-once you're done with your missio-n today me an' Hoods are gonna g-get some more groceries."
"Doesn't change the fact you stole my soda you brick."
"You brick!!" Sally squeaked at Toby, finding the insult amusing.
"Nah come on Sal you're s-supposed to be on m-my side!"
I look at the two of them the yawn, walking out of the kitchen. I see that black and white clown stalking around in the living room and get ready to avoid him, but he spots me and walks in my direction anyways.
I hate it when I go out of my fucking way to avoid people and I still end up running into them.
"Heheh, hello Walkerrr~" He greets me in a sing-songy voice.
"Yep," I respond.
...what
I meant to say hi, but whatever.
He tilts his head at me in confusion, then smirks widely. "Say, wouldye like some candy?"
"No no, not really," I say, remembering where he pulled his "candy" from the last time.
"Areya sure? Come now I'm sure you'll find it the best you've ever tasted! Hehehehe!"
"I'm ...candy in tolerant."
Laughing Jack stopped smiling, "What's ...that mean?"
Well so far he hasn't come across as the smartest one around so I guess I could make something up.
"It means if you give me candy , I'll explode and everything within a 10 mile radius will be destroyed. Do you really want to risk blowing up Slender's Mansion, as well as everyone inside of it?"
The clowns eyes widened, "Would that really happen?!"
"You bet."
"Oh no. I'm sorry lad/lass, I won't ask you again, heh. Ya know, for the mansions sake."
Yeah that's right, let's not give a shit about what happens to (Y/N). I'm in 100%.
"Yep, for the mansion," I reply, "hey why don't you go ask Toby if he wants some. And you probably should keep bothering him until he gives in and takes a candy."
"Good idea! Hehehe! Thanks Walker!"
I salute him as he stalks off to the kitchen, then head back to the living room.
This time, I see the TV is on the weather channel and I see Masky watching while at the same time looking pissed.
And Splendor was sitting on the couch still, except he was now crying.
"Splendor STOP CRYING!!!" Masky shouted, grabbing his forehead.
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Splendor stammered, "b-b-but it's so sad! It's r-r-raining in Wisconsin! Just i-imagine how gloomy and s-sad it must look outside with all those dark gray clouds!"
Splendor begins bawling and I glare at him with a long hard stare.
How emotionally fucked up do you have to be to actually cry because it's raining somewhere in the world?
"This is ridiculous!" Masky screamed.
"Look Splendor, it's sunshiny and happy in Florida! Seee!??" I exclaim, pointing to the US map.
Splendor sniffles and looks at the TV, seeing where I was pointed and he began smiling. "Oh you're right! Just imagine how beautiful and blue the sky must be! The birds would be singing, flowers would be blooming! On days like this..."
Is he seriously going to drop a Sans quote.
".... slendys like me should be spreading love and happiness!"
He then stood up from the couch and snapped his fingers, disappearing into mass of confetti.
I stare in disbelief while Masky sighs in utter relief. "Thank you (Cp/N)! You sent that dunce running to Florida! Hopefully he won't be back until next Thursday, if it's a good day over there."
"Um. Ok," I respond. Don't know how SurrenderMan's gonna feel about that. I always see him hanging around Splendor, so if he notices he's gone he might not be happy about it.
"I see you're already ready for you mission today," Masky said after he'd calmed down.
"Yeah. Let's see if Slender made the right decision in choosing me to be a proxy," I respond.
For a moment, I actually thought he was going to be nice to me for once and say "of course he made the right decision, you're one of us!"
But instead I got, "Yeah, otherwise he's gonna have to look into getting a replacement."
Good grief, why does everyone in this mansion hate me!
Masky sees my expressions and slightly chuckles, "I was just messing with you (CP/N). Who knows, you might turn out better than you think."
I shrug, "yeah, I hope so. And Masky, don't joke around with me. You doing Toby's thing is just awkward."
Masky frowned. I smiled.
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4 something eventually rolls around and it's time for me to go on my first mission as an Influenced Proxy.
SlenderMan awaited me and the others at the front of the mansion.
I was kinda nervous cause I was actually gonna go out and stab/shoot a doof. Something id never done before. Stabbing myself with pencils in school is the farthest in this league I've ever gotten.
"(Y/N) looks l-like they're gonna puke," Toby says mockingly while looking at me. "Aim at M-Masky, why don't ya?"
"Toby keep your damn trap shut," Masky hissed, punching Toby in the shoulder.
"Hey hey, don't sweat it Walker, you'll be fine," Kate assured me while holding onto my shoulder.
"You know that for sure?" I mumble, glancing at her. "Yeah. I believe in you," She said, but this time her voice was more of a whisper.
I smile and shake her shoulder a bit before looking to Slenders.
"Today's your very first day as my follower," SlenderMan said, his hands folding behind his back.
"I don't remember following you on Twitter," I snark.
"(CP/N)! For once in your miserable life keep your mouth shut!" SlenderMan snapped.
"Aw Slender th-that was rood. (Y/N)'s probably g-gonna unfollow you now..." Toby snickered.
"I can wait," SlenderMan growled in a teacher-like voice, folding his hands behind his back and looking between me and Ticci.
Guess he really wanted us to shut up now.
Masky was looking me over like he was gonna drop kick me to the next realm.
So, I spoke no more.
"Good, " SlenderMan sighed, "Now as I was saying, this will be your first outing as a proxy. The others will be around to help and guide through the whole session. Remember to take into account everything I've taught you and the proxies have taught during your time here. Your lessons you've learned will make for a successful mission."
"I understand," I respond more seriously.
I've had my fun, but I actually wanna do a good job with this whole proxy thing, so I was gonna try and stay focused and do my best.
"I believe you'll do very well and grow quickly in the ranks of a killer. I'm sure these four also feel the same way," SlenderMan said.
I look to the others and all four of them nod at me.
"They got my back? Then I've got theirs. We're a team after all," I said.
Slenders remained silent for a bit before dipping his head, "I feel great pride in you five. You've all done so well. You all complete the Dark Quintumvirate. I couldn't be happier with me decision to recruit you all."
All I got from that whole thing he just said was that he was proud of us. Feels nice.
"We thank you, Master," Hoodie said, bowing his head. "We will continue to work to please you. And now, we embark on the mission you've set for us."
"Good," SlenderMan said, moving aside from the doors. "Remember my children; stealth, commitment, and loyalty are your most important virtues here."
We all respond in agreement, then Hoodie opens the doors. We all walk through, out of the mansion, and start heading into the woods.
I stop and take a look back at the mansion. I take a look at the last of my innocence.
Not that I had much to begin with, but today would be the day I lose it all.
Today's the day I become a true killer. A true proxy. A true Creepypasta
Today I become just like them.
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