《hiccstrid story of my life *edited*》very very
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-Day 3-
Astrids POV
When I woke I was excpecting to feel hiccup but i didn't but I did smell eggs downstairs and when i went downstairs I saw the dragons still asleep and hiccup making bacon and eggs "good morning M'lady" he said and then i started to giggle " well what did you make today " I asked " well just your favourite bacon and eggs" he answered while I was siting down and he served it to me "there you go M'lady" he said serving it to me he gave me a kiss on the cheek "oh how nice thanks babe" I said.
While the gang and I were taking a break from training the 10 we decided to play 'i dare you' " Snotlout I dare you to stand still" ruffnut said then he tok him to a wall and suddenly he took storm fly and told her to do a spine shot at him but sadly missed " ok my turn I dare fishlegs to kiss his own dragon on the lips" Snotlout said "sure I've done that hundreds of times" he said then we were digusted and without mercy he kiss meatlug on the lips "there now I dare tuffnut and ruffnut to switch clothes" he said then the rest of us started laughing but when they switched clothes we startd laughing so hard it was like ruff gots tuffs brads and tuffs got ruffs braids and I was the one that was laughing the hardest out of the rest of them " oh you really think its funny ok then I dare you to a perfect girly dress and girly shoes and show it to the hiccup" ruff said with a smirk " I hate you" I said 'I know " she replied and then she took me to my house to put on the dress.
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-10 mins later-
Ruffnuts POV
While I was taking her around the village to show hiccup astrid wearing the outfit man he moves alot.
-night-
When we finnaly found hiccup we saw him at his house "hiccup look at this" I said.
Hiccups POV
When ruffnuts told me to see something I didn't know what it was till I saw astrid in a blue dress only up to her knees and a fur coat with high heels "don't even say anthing" she commanded and she tried to walk up to me ,but with the heels it must be hard walking, then she fell but luckly I caught her and I could see her beautiful blue eyes in the moon sparkling then "ok I'm going to leave before she can walk in those" she said and we looked at her then she ran off "well can you walk in those" I asked while she was standing " well no this is my first time" she answered "well I guess I'm your hero" I said and then I picked her up and brought her into the house "thanks so how do I look" she asked I didn't know what to say " you look beautiful " I heisatated " you will look more beautiful without it" I said while I was taking her upstairs.....
TO BE CONTINUED....
SORRY I WENT EVIL HAHAHAHAHAHA
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