《Ready Or Not》X
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"Bitch why you trying to smoke knowing you don't do well with weed?" Razz asked me.
"Bitch he trying to trap me! He never mentioned a baby."
"Pause huh?"
"Yes! Now Esteban want a baby to seal the deal."
"Do it, then we go."
"I don't want his damn kid." I spoke inhaling a little too much.
"Here we go..."
"Don't roll your eyes."
"I feel like you need to do as many photoshoots as possible. Steal some of that nigga money. We go to our dream destination, and you do makeup or some shit. Lay low for some years then come back."
"What he don't stop searching for us or he tries to kill you?" I said crying after realizing Razz putting his life in danger for me.
"Here go this high crybaby bullshit."
"You risking your life for me. Like Razz... Why?"
"We 4Liferrsssssss."
"4Lifersssss!" I mumbled taking a sip of Henny.
"Your innocent ass don't NEVER drink nor smoke. Now look at you. Unable to hold your fat ass head up."
"Got to prepare for this honeymoon. We should sneak and get plan b's."
"Let's go!" He said running to the car as I chased him.
"Bitch we didn't cut the cake."
"Fuck it!" He yelled driving fast with a backwood in his mouth.
"Walmart or Walgreens? Ooooo Target!"
"Definitely Target!"
"Yessssss!"
He sped to Target and threw me in a basket. He literally ran around pushing me as I pulled shit into the basket.
"Grab snacks too. Nobody want that weak ass food your husband provided."
"No seriously. McDonald's next fa shooooo."
"Or what about .... Shit I don't know. McDonald's it is." He said causing us to laugh.
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"Yes we can share a 20 piece and double cheeseburger."
"Best let's fucking go now. Let's go to Cuba!"
"Bitch what's in Cuba?"
"Hell if I know. I'm high as shit."
"Let's plan for it. Then never come back."
"Bet." He ran off quick as hell.
"RAZZ WHAT ABOUT ME! YOU LEFT ME!" I screamed.
He ran back and pushed me to grab a pen and notebook. We went to check out, snacks, plan b's, plan c's, and bullshit we didn't need.
"Can I get a double cheeseburger, a 20 piece with ranch, a large fry, 2 sweet teas light ice... Don't give me that bullshit with a lot of ice." Razz said into the speaker.
"A oreo mcflurry McBitch! 2 strawberry cream pies too!" I yelled.
We pulled up grabbing our food and went back to the wedding. We sat in the parking lot writing.
"When?"
"May or June, Where we can stack up. If you get pregnant I'm the daddy bitch."
"How though?"
"Steak that nigga shit duhh! He owe US." Razz said biting the double cheeseburger before feeding me some. As I wrote.
"Bet."
"You trying to smoke one more time?"
"Yes..."
"This nigga fucking my good girl up. Lord. Play it cool with him too! You being in a basement a no no. Play like you love him even."
"So give it up tonight?"
"How you feel about it?"
"I'm unsure... To escape hell yes."
"Bet then. We got the plan stick to it."
"Let's take a video for snap and the gram." I said as Razz inhaled and blew the smoke into my mouth. I blew it into the camera and drunk some Hennessy as he kissed my neck. I took a cute boomerang too of me straddling his lap in the car.
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4Liferssssssssss🖤 was the caption. The sultry energy we live forrrrrr.
"Let's go hoe." He said grabbing his tea as I did the same. I grabbed my heels as we snuck back into the building.
"I'm about to go to the restroom babe." I said handing him my stuff.
"I'll wait for you."
"You don't have to boo."
"I am."
"Razz! Go sneak in!!!"
"Fine."
I went into handle my business and when I came out I never jumped so hard.
"Where you been Kleo?"
"Hey Kian."
"Don't call me Kian now. Where you been? All on social media embarrassing me."
"Stop yelling damn." I mumbled drying my hands.
"Look at me." He said grabbing my face.
"Say you been smoking and drinking.... I saw the shit, I just didn't want to believe it. Where your shoes? Why the fuck was you kissing Razz? Wait why your hair so fucked up... Y'all fucking? Wait you no longer a virgin?"
"Shhhhhhh babe. You talking too much. They were hurting my feet. We didn't kiss he blew smoke into my mouth. We was at target running and shit. I'm still a virgin." I said sitting on the counter.
"Come on let's go cut the cake."
"Wait give me a hug." I said reaching for him. I kept our plan in our head.
"Girl I'm not falling for the tricks c'mon."
I pulled him to me. "You smell so good."
"Thanks lil bit." He said holding me tighter.
"Okay carry me."
He picked me up carried me to the cake. All our guests was looking at us.
"You cut it."
"We cutting it together Kian."
Instead of cutting the cake, I grabbed some and pushed it in his face.
Instead of him doing the same, he grabbed my face kissing me deeply.
"Ready to go?"
"Yeah..."
We said our goodbyes and left.
"You looked really beautiful today."
"Thanks so did you."
"You never smoking nor drinking again." He said laughing.
I ended up falling asleep and waking up on a couch.
"Silas!!"
"I'm in the bedroom ma-ma!"
I followed his voice to a room set up with flowers everywhere.
"This is beautiful. Where are we?"
"Tahiti lil bit. C'mere."
I walked over to him admiring the room.
"How long I sleep? The whole trip plus some hours."
"Sorry."
"No need to be."
He grabbed me and rubbed my back. "You ready for tonight?"
"Yeah."
It's about to go down.
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