✩The Dream Cult✩

Who broke hyuck

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What happened

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He just opened his phone

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ALL A MF SUDDEN MANS SCREECHED AND WENT UPSTAIRS

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HE ALMOST YEET HIMSELF OFF OUR ROOFTOP

MARK SENT ME D!CK PICS NDKSKDQJKSKSKSK

HE DID WHAT NOW

MARK WHEN I SAID THAT I DIDNT MEANT ACTUAL DICK PICS

Aint it the snapchat thing?

YES THAT

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Thats such a mark thing to do

Whoa whats up with yall

WHATS UP WITH YOU SENDING PEOPLE DICK PICS

I just read the messages

And imma just gonna yeet out of here again

OH HELL NAW

YOU AINT GETTING AWAY AFTER SENDING THOSE UNHOLY THINGS TO ME

SORRY HYUCK

SORRY WONT FIX ANYTHING

I love you

YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH THAT?

Wait WHAT

Y-youre forgiven ig

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How to get away with anything mark lee ver

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The magic word

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JDHAJDHJSDJWJRIEJKSKSK

WAIT

WHAT

THIS CANT BE HAPPENING

NOOOOOOO

YOUR LUCKY DAY JISUNG

First of all MARK HYUNG SAID THAT?

And what are the maknaes talking about?

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The other day minseo asked jisung to at least crossdress again if he doesnt wanna show the vid

AND HE SAID THE DAY HE WOULD DO IT AGAIN IS THE DAY MARK SAYS ILY TO HYUCK

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HE EVEN SWEAR HE WOULD IF THIS HAPPENS

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Welp he swear he would so he has to do it

FML

Yall really think that was impossible huh 💀💀💀💀

Lowkey offended

But hey new blackmail material ig

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Whats he gonna wear this time

He said last time he only wear a blouse and skirt

So this time he's gonna wear a dress

GET REVEALING ONES FOR HIM

Its gonna be funny because he's body is too masculine now

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Oooooo you bet

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Expect pics tonight

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Me after killing chenle and minseo so I dont need to wear dresses:

AYO NOT MINHO😭😭😭

BXJABDJSHDJAJDJSJSK

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KEEP YOUR PROMISE BITCH

UGH FINE

Doing this just because I stupidly swear to do it

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Lmao good luck kid

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Anyways

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Mark hyung

Yeah sup

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I have a question

Be quick my dance practice is starting

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Are the dick pics were actually pics that you have taken?

Supposed to

But I just end up sending the ones I downloaded from google

Well at least we now know you aint that dumb

And I could still look at you normally

Because if those are actually yours I wont be able to see you the same way again

Glad I didnt fully scarred you 😌

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This is totally random

But did you guys notice that minseo had become less horny well in ok public at least

Oh yeah I just realize that

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Being jeno kinda turn her more into a softie

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Yeah cause jeno is a fluffball

Bold of you to assume she ain't the same horny bitch anymore

And jeno is actually as bad as her

MARK NO

MARK YES

I THOUGHT YOU HAD DANCE PRACTICE?

I HAVE TIME

Anyways I went to minseo's room the other day because I wanna borrow one of her books

But before I could even knock the door I hear sounds that you don't wanna know

And I heard JENOS VOICE in her room

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WHAT

OH SO THAT'S WHY YOU ASKED ME IF JENO WAS AT HOME OR NOT

Yeah and since you said he is there I assume they were vid calling

.........

New info unlock🔓: jeno is into phone sex

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So what if I am

JABDHAJDJRKSJDHKAKWK

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MANS HAVE BECOME SHAMELESS

And minseo is the one malfunctioning now

The tables have defo turned

NONO WHY DID YOU DO THAT

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I'm an honest person

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Doesn't that make me a good pup?

Ksfuehdjdjskdkffkfk

You have always been a good pup wdym

I hate you

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We all know thats a lie

Well for now at least

WHAT DID I DO

YOU SUMMONED THEM TO DO THIS

NOW I'M UNCOMFORTABLE

YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE

JSHQHBDJSNSKAK THIS IS THE BEST ONE WE EVER DID

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Tbh it is funny ngl

Although it took mark two days to tell them 🙄🙄

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Now ik why you like to prank people

Tf

THAT WAS ANOTHER PRANK?

Yup

We didn't actually do it

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Yeah minseo was just eating chocolate while moaning for fun

WHO MOANS FOR FUN???

Look I did that just because I heard footsteps okay?

And it was a spur of the moment idea and I thought why not

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I was confused atm

I feel like I had just tainted my innocent pup that time 😔😔

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I TOLD YOU I AM NOT A SUB

AND I TOLD YOU THATS NOT EVEN IN THE CONTEXT

Why are yall arguing over smth like this tf

Its not like any of you got laid yet 😭😭😭

Soon 👀👀👀

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Yeah no

OOF DUDE GOTTA GO THE CHOREOGRAPHER IS YELLING

At this rate hes gonna get fired

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Nah I'm not gonna let that happen

Get yourself a friend like chenle who use his power to help his friends😌😌

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I mean technically marks my son so ofc I would help him

Mf is biased af 💀💀💀

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Dude I think theres people outside my house

Salesman?

No like girls my age

Theres like 6 or 7 people????

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Whats the occasion?

Idk too dude

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Minseo what if...

DONT MAKE ME ANXIOUS JAEMIN JUST SAY IT

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What if they are stalkers??

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I think nana is right

Yo that could be true

Minseo???

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Where have she gone to

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I tried to call her but it went to voicemail

Same I'm worried

FUCK

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Whoa hello to you too

NO TIME FOR BS

ONE OF YALL GOTTA GO TO MY HOUSE NOW

MINSEO IS HAVING A PANIC ATTACK

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WAIT HUH

WHY DID IT HAPPENED

SOME PEOPLE ARE GETTING TOO BOLD AND ARE TRYING TO INTRUDE MY HOUSE

WTF

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I'm calling the police

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WHAT ABOUT MINSEO

Jeno had gone sprinting for her

Pls pls I hope both of them are safe

I just hope no one gets hurt

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