✩The Dream Cult✩

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It was a normal day until now

Ik smth like this would happen

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MARK JINXED IT

The headline tho😭😭😭

'Would be a dad' LMAOOO💀💀

They didn't know he cant even take care of himself properly

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WHERE TF ARE THEY

Okay what happened

I just got to open the messages now

We just got back home fyi

COME HERE RN

this is urgent btw

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because why not

Oh god

WHAT HAPPENED YALL ARE MAKING ME ANXIOUS

Who made you anxious?!

Oh why yall calling me

He really didn't know huh

*sent a screenshot*

JAJDKWFJLSFJMDKDK

I JUST HAD PERIOD CRAMPS THATS WHY I CLUTCH MY STOMACH

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Youre on your period?

Yeah it just started this morning

But still

WHY WOULD THEY ASSUME I'M PREGNANT

THIS IS RACIST

Thats not the right term-

NOT DEADPOOL SUNBAENIM😭😭

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Pack it up hyung you aint the funniest anymore

I AINT TRYING TO BE FUNNY NOW BECAUSE THE SITUATION ISNT

Geez chill

YOUR CAREER IS AT STAKE AND YOU'RE ASKING US TO CHILL?

WHY AINT YOU PANICKING?

Because its obviously not true lmao

I aint into incest

Why would I even wanna get fuck by someone who farts like they just ate cilantro

LMFAOOOOO

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HEY NO CILANTRO SLANDER IN THIS HOUSEHOLD

There was no need for violence 🙄🙄

Just wanna make fun of you

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But fr they be wildin

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Ikr

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Like if I saw a duo exiting a hospital and the guy was holding the girl's hand I wont assume she's pregnant right away

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Like they just exit a hospital any illness is possible 😭😭

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Netizens are insane

That's what happened when you lack braincells

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But some of the comments are mean tho

Oh shit I forgot to crop them out

Are you okay minseo?

Nah I'm fine

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Bold of them to assume that could hurt her

Yeah they thought they could hurt me? I'm a reveluv

At least they're finally getting a cb soon😔

They thought they could hurt me? I'm a wannable

OUCH OKAY THAT HURT

They thought they could hurt me? My bias in skz is hyunjin

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THAT HIT HARD

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Jay why pee is imprisoning him for too long

I will personally invade jyp's building if it means to see him again

Guys

THIS AINT THE RIGHT TIME

Oh yeah right so I just talked with my manager

And apparently the easiest way is to reveal who minseo actually is

Why does it sounds like you're saying that like I'm not human

Maria

Okay okay

Anyways yeah I have to reveal my only sibling to the world

Feels great :)

Not even anyone except us (and the whole nct squad of course) knows minseo is your sister

Count the members of my group and the company too

Still a small amount

Its like going from 30+ people to the whole world

Idk dude

Yk I dont like telling stuff about my family to the public

Who knows the next thing they're gonna find out is about me having a stepmom

They must at least give you time

Yeah they did

About a week

Either I find a believable lie or just tell them the truth

I mean if you want us to help to find a lie we can help you

Yeah yk I'm an expert doing that

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Its all up to you hyung

I'll think about it

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Lowkey this is an iconic moment

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Yeah imagine throwing shade at someone only to know its just a misunderstanding lmao

Ik both of us dont look alike

BUT WE DO HAVE A FEW NOTICEABLE SIMILARITIES

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Very few

Hmph

I just hope it wont cause a bigger issue

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Honestly same

Sooo minseo

Yes my child

LMAOOO 😭😭😭

Yes I am

JISUNG WTF

Hehehe