☆The Dream Cult☆

I cant believe my eyes

WHY IS JENO HERE

In my house

*our

And good morning to you too

I thought my eyes were tricking me

Isn't it obvious?

Minseo must have invite him over

Since she had been so chill with it

For once you use your brain wisely

I always have

Thats why I pull the best pranks

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Why did minseo invite jeno tho

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He came and taught me maths

Thats all

Btw why are you touching his face mark?

His cheeks are squishy

I cant help it

Thats what you guys say about my cheeks too -_-

Yours are stretchy and squishy

Which makes you look like a hamster

For some reasons that sounds okayy

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Yup we will call you a hamster from now on

As his parent, I can confirm he is a hamster

Hyung we talked about this

YOU ARE MY CHILD AND THATS FINAL

Anyways

LEE JENO

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Yes....?

YOU MADE ME WORRIED SICK

DO YOU KNOW HOW PANICKED I GOT WHEN I FOUND YOURE NOT IN YOUR ROOM?

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Sorry nana :(

Sighs

Youre lucky I'm soft for you

Watching you guys are so endearing

I didnt expect you are this cute jeno

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ANYWAYS

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I'll head home now

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You can stop staring at me mark hyung

HE IS STILL THERE?

I STILL CANT COMPREHEND THE WHOLE SITUATION

What I do know is nomin for the win

And thats jeno and minseo's ship name sorry jaemin

If I join it would be no2min

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Which doesn't sound right

Yeah.....

Jaenomin sounds better

You really wanna take the two of them minseo

I mean thats a win for her

Being in a poly relationship with nomin sounds like a dream come true for anyone

True ig

Unfortunately I'm straight

All of us are

You sure hyung?

Why should I not?

I just bid jeno goodbye and wdym jisung?

I'll expose them one day

Just not now

Park jisung if you do anything I swear I wont cook you anything for the rest of my life

You wouldn't

Try me then

I will

But not now

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Arent we suppose to go to school by now?

SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT

Did yall forgot today is a public holiday?

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Oh yeahhhh

Smh

What are you guys planning to do today?

I'll just wait patiently for shinee's cb

PAUSE

Youre a shawol?

Ofc

BITCH FINALLY ANOTHER SHAWOL

We are too yk

Other than you guys

Whats your fave song minseo?

It would be view

Your taste is immaculate

A rare praise from the lee donghyuck

Stfu

I could tell youre a taemints

How did you know?

Jeno mention about your taemin merch the other day right?

Oh when he was threatening to take those away

He is a bitch for that🙄✋

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I'm still here yk

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And how about you say that to my face when I get back hyuck

YEET

Lmao you're done for hyuck