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She really yeet mark out of the window
It is not that bad
We're on the second floor minseo
At least he didn't break any bones
He really needs to thank whoever put the trampoline
He could have died if it wasn't there lmao
I won't push him if his safety wasn't secured
Yeah right
You look at him like you could rip him with your own hands
ITS OKAY GUYS I'M STILL BREATHING
Not for long
Ffs minseo I'll buy you more chocolate okay?
Deal
Ik shit is gonna go down if minseo is there
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I didn't expect it to be anything like this
Expect the unexpected from her
Exactly my child
Since when I'm your child tho?
Since me and minseo did that
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That as in...?
Yk....;)
WTF WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN
I pretend to not see
Spill the details
Hyuck nO
Lemme google how to unsee real quick
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Yall really thought I did that huh
BITCH I'M STILL A VIRGIN
Tmi but okay
What I mean by did that was adopt jisung legally
YOU WHAT
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE
WHY DIDN'T YOU SAID THAT EARLIER
Seeing yall freaking out was funny ngl
Fuck you
Sorry but I'm straight
I-
Swag bitch
Currently having a second hand embarrassment here
Mf really thought that was cool
Shut up yall just jealous
YOU SHOULD SHUT UP
I'M HAVING A MENTAL BREAKDOWN HERE
Lmao I would to if I have anyone similar to me and jaemin as their adoptive parents
EXACTLY
How could you jisung
After all these years I bore you
This is why they say there's no use raising kids
You bore him????
HE IS MY CHILD OF COURSE I BORE HIM
At this point I won't mind if minseo is the one adopting me
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But fr tho did you guys really adopt him?
As much as I would like that to happen, no we didn't
His mom didn't put him for adoption
Thank god
But you're still my child
Of course mom
Feelings: hurt
Like: I care
I'm having a déjàvu reading this
Lmao I did that to you before
Whats up with you and your attitude
Whats up with you and your height
Oh right, there's nothing up since you never grew
I'm gonna kill you if you don't stop
How? You cant even reach my head
Say goodbye to your kneecaps mf
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Yup you choose to die
Yes more drama *eats popcorn*
*steal some and gobble it up*
*smacks ze head*
*smacks back*
Yall should stop blowing up my notifications every second
Then mute it
I can't
Nana
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I wonder why ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
._.
Yall be acting like this while im here wondering what happen to jisung
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He is tied to a chair and begging for mercy now
Then why aren't you helping him?
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And possibly get murdered? Nah I'll pass
I mean thats true
Yes gonna get a nintendo switch
Goodbye pocket money
You will be miss :')
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I'll buy you anything you want for this month dw
When you have a rich friend to cover you
Chenle really be flexing his money
And this is just another normal day in this cult
Wait
THE DREAMIES ☆THE DREAM CULT☆
That looks better
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Bet you wanted to change the name from the moment I add you
Of course
This cult consist a bunch of ethereal guys and a celery
Why celery
Because potatoes are overrated
I like celery
Yeah that one time you ate it with mayo
MmMm sO DeLicIOus
Fuck off its really good
Rare species I see
Me likey
oH
And he will-
I would be anything you want me to be minseo
Even if I want you to be a dog?
WOOF WOOF BARK BARK GRRRR BARK WOOF WOOF BARK
-lose his mind completely
The amount of second hand embarrassment I went through today HELP
I DID NOT COME BACK FROM THE TOILET JUST TO SEE JENO BARKING WTF
I SWEAR I DIDN'T LAUGH
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The amount of control minseo holds
DUDE I WASN'T EXPECTING THIS EITHER
FUCK WHAT DID I JUST DONE
WE ARE THE ONES WHO SHOULD BE ASKING YOU
Uh jeno?
Shit
Yikes
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