"Bye guys I'm leaving!" I shouted out my front door. No one really reacted or cared even though it's pouring rain out. I could die! Today is the start of the worst rainstorm we've had in 8 years. They say it'll be poring for three days straight.

I run out to my car, trying to not get hit by rain.

"Phew. Made it." I reassure Myself.

I start to drive to Kenny's house with my raincoat, umbrella, just a of towels and cereal. His house isn't the strongest built so it's gonna leak. A lot.

I walk into Kenny's house and I'm immediately greeted by Karen. "Hi Craig!" She shouted at me.

"Hey there!" I kicked the door behind me because my hands are full.

"Hey babe" kenny says from across the room. I look up and see him leaning against the door before he walks over to me.

"Ya know you didn't have to bring all this" he says taking the towels and cereal from my hand.

"Well I know what it's like for your room to leak and it sucks super hard"

"So you just wanted to come prepared?" Karen asks

"Yep!" I respond

"Heh. Boy Scout always knows best" kenny says while he places towels on the wet spots. I roll my eyes. I was a Boy Scout for one year when I was seven and he won't let go of it.

"Alright Karen me and Craig are going to hangout out here so you should go to your room"

"What! But I want to hang out with you guys!" She says to kenny

"I know and I promise we'll hang out later. Just go to your room okay?"

"Do you just want me gone so you can deflower him?" She says with a completely straight face.

"What! no!" Kenny says while I snicker behind my hand.

"Sounds like you guys are gonna Shang" She grabs her colored pencils and notepad off the coffee table.

Karen hops along to her and Kenny's bedroom. Kenny then plops himself on the couch and pats the seat next to him.

"Come here you hot mama"

I roll my eyes and sit next to him. He puts his arm around me and grabs the tv remote. He try's to turn it on but when he does all the lights flicker. Then go out completely.

I can hear Karen groan from her room. It's just the deafening sound of failure.

"Fuuuuck" kenny Said to himself. He got up and banged his fist into the side of the outdated tv. It didn't turn back on.

"Yeah. Like that'll work."

"Welp" he jumped back onto the couch "guess we're stuck like this"

Kenny went to kiss me but before he could I got up and said "wait why don't you just turn the router back on?"

"The-the What?"

"Oh my god kenny" I sat back onto the couch because if he doesn't even know what a router is he sure as hell cant tell me where it is.

"So uuuhhh What should we do?"kenny asked

"I dunno"

"Wow. Real helpful." Kenny told me

"That's how I roll" I say

"Wait! You know what we should do!"

"What?" I ask

"Have a party with all my friends and all of yours!" He beams

"I hate your friends. You know that."

"Ugh. Fine." He says "what do you want to do then?"

"Wanna fu-" I'm cut off by one of Kenny's brilliant ideas

"Let's play truth or dare!"

"Kenny that game is basic"

"What you talkin bout?" He tells me

"Everyone during blackouts plays truth or dare. "

"Probably because it's a good idea!"

"Nah"

There's a pause. I can hear the sharp rain hitting the metal roof. It feels nice to know I'm protected from the rain. Even if it's not very good protection.

"But uh. There's... something I want to tell you"

My heart leaps into my throat. 'There's something I want to tell you' is never a good thing. You never say 'there's something I want to tell you' and not end the conversation with a pregnancy or a breakup. And there's no way in hell kenny is pregnant.

But then. He surprises me "I don't want you to hang out with Tweek" what? That's the big huge thing he wanted to tell me?

"Why?"

"At least not as much. He-um- I think he might ...like... you..."

I can feel the confusion vibrating off my body and face. Along with sweat. Tweek? Really? That's one of the dumbest things I've ever heard and Clyde once asked what kind of animal the pink panther was!

"Why would you think that!"

"Well... just the way he acts around you..."

"He acts normal?"

"No?" I say

"I just don't like him all that much"

"Okay that's a huge fucking lie" I tell him "you had the biggest crush on him in 7th grade"

Kenny's eyes widened "you knew about that?"

"Dude everyone except Tweek knew about it"

"Wow. Really? I was that obvious?"

"Dude. You could barely speak to the guy with out stuttering" I tell him with only one eye brow raised. That's right. I'm a high class motherfucker.

"Yeah. And now he hates me."

"He dose not hate you" I say "he just doesn't like you all that much"

"Oh yeah?" Kenny tells me "and why do you think that is?"

"I'm telling you. He has a crush on you."

...

"No he doesn't"